Princess of Whales
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I’ve gotten some more dollies since I was last here
My posts and mine alone https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaly7xox37os
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It took me a long time to start listening to Jimi Hendrix because I could only find recordings by The Jimi Hendrix Experience and who wants to listen to a cover band
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I want to open a restaurant for divorcees but can't think of what to name it other than Fed Ex
April 23, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I want to open a restaurant for divorcees but can't think of what to name it other than Fed Ex
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My Dad is mad at me again for [checks notes]... believing in science
April 23, 2025 at 2:50 PM
My Dad is mad at me again for [checks notes]... believing in science
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[cruise liner]
captain: loose lips sink ships
me: *throws mick jagger overboard*
captain: loose lips sink ships
me: *throws mick jagger overboard*
April 23, 2025 at 2:43 PM
[cruise liner]
captain: loose lips sink ships
me: *throws mick jagger overboard*
captain: loose lips sink ships
me: *throws mick jagger overboard*
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RFK jr wants to get rid of artificial food dye, and Hitler thought everyone should be able to afford a reliable car. Statistically speaking, one in six people who play Russian roulette with five rounds in the chamber are “good at it”
April 23, 2025 at 2:05 PM
RFK jr wants to get rid of artificial food dye, and Hitler thought everyone should be able to afford a reliable car. Statistically speaking, one in six people who play Russian roulette with five rounds in the chamber are “good at it”
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Are Catholics just like on the honor system right now
April 23, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Are Catholics just like on the honor system right now
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I prefer to pronounce it mans laughter, your honor.
April 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I prefer to pronounce it mans laughter, your honor.
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See a tree, post a tree.
March 30, 2025 at 11:56 PM
See a tree, post a tree.
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you know you're friendzoned when she orders a gin and platonic
March 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
you know you're friendzoned when she orders a gin and platonic
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You know she’s gonna rock your world when she orders a gin and tectonic
you know you're friendzoned when she orders a gin and platonic
March 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
You know she’s gonna rock your world when she orders a gin and tectonic
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You know she’s trouble when she orders a gin and chaotic
You know she’s gonna rock your world when she orders a gin and tectonic
you know you're friendzoned when she orders a gin and platonic
March 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
You know she’s trouble when she orders a gin and chaotic
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You know she’s into hedgehogs when she orders a gin and Sonic
You know she’s trouble when she orders a gin and chaotic
You know she’s gonna rock your world when she orders a gin and tectonic
March 30, 2025 at 9:26 PM
You know she’s into hedgehogs when she orders a gin and Sonic
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You know she's into shoes when she orders a gin and Blahnik
You know she’s into hedgehogs when she orders a gin and Sonic
You know she’s trouble when she orders a gin and chaotic
March 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
You know she's into shoes when she orders a gin and Blahnik
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See a tree, post a tree.
took a ten min detour on a road trip to go see this tree because it had a 5 star rating on Google. and you know what, it was a 5 star tree.
took a ten min detour on a road trip to go see this tree because it had a 5 star rating on Google. and you know what, it was a 5 star tree.
March 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
See a tree, post a tree.
took a ten min detour on a road trip to go see this tree because it had a 5 star rating on Google. and you know what, it was a 5 star tree.
took a ten min detour on a road trip to go see this tree because it had a 5 star rating on Google. and you know what, it was a 5 star tree.
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post your favorite Dr Who, wrong answers only
March 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
post your favorite Dr Who, wrong answers only
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I want a DUVET that makes my BED look like a GIANT ICE CREAM SANDWICH
March 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I want a DUVET that makes my BED look like a GIANT ICE CREAM SANDWICH
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Learn how to fuck off and leave me alone with this one simple trick.
March 22, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Learn how to fuck off and leave me alone with this one simple trick.
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saturdays are for getting done what you didn’t have time for during the week and that’s why i’ll be crying this morning at the garden center instead of on my closet floor
March 22, 2025 at 11:13 AM
saturdays are for getting done what you didn’t have time for during the week and that’s why i’ll be crying this morning at the garden center instead of on my closet floor
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That bottle of Grey Goose is gonna get it tonight
March 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
That bottle of Grey Goose is gonna get it tonight
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Whatever eats anteaters has either a really cool name or a really dumb name
March 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Whatever eats anteaters has either a really cool name or a really dumb name
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Duo, I’ve had a hard day can you be less dramatic please
March 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Duo, I’ve had a hard day can you be less dramatic please
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Trust no one, and keep your potatoes dry.
March 20, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Trust no one, and keep your potatoes dry.
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Trust but verify (that there will be potatoes)
Trust no one, and keep your potatoes dry.
March 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Trust but verify (that there will be potatoes)