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Sylvie
@chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social
Wanderer. Stoner. Night Owl. Loner.
GenX, PNW, she/her πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

Just my skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vmgxsy7gfvpzlhg74ohp6b7z/feed/aaacfwvzfikqm
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Patrons help support my art and my existence. You'll receive positive affirmations from Felmer, etiquette advice from Mothman, and other fun posts.

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January 12, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Oh my goodness πŸ˜”πŸ«‚
January 10, 2026 at 7:18 PM
She’s just the babiest baby πŸ₯Ή
January 10, 2026 at 7:38 AM
Wow… doing Dry January this year was certainly a CHOICE
January 10, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Hey Jellybean PLUG IN UR DAMN PHONE 😘
January 10, 2026 at 7:24 AM
When your ex tries to call you and you don't even care enough to answer out of curiosity…
that’s fuckin PROGRESS
January 8, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Y’all are inspiring me
January 8, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Broke several toes walking across my own damn living room because I’d set down my 20-lb barbells in the middle of the room and forgotten about them
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.

πŸ˜…
January 6, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Lmaooo sorry β€˜bout that tooth, but you WIN
January 6, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Is there a support group for this
January 4, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Ugh what is WRONG with people
January 4, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Vaguely πŸ˜”
January 4, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Wait, how much of 2026 did I miss??
January 3, 2026 at 7:27 AM
YUM those nails lookin like a snack
January 3, 2026 at 6:42 AM
The entire South-facing side of my mansion would be an enormous catio for my spoiled lil dude 🐱
if you could have one absolutely ridiculous thing in your house, money is no issue, what would you add?
January 3, 2026 at 6:40 AM
THIS
January 3, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Champagne is a tricky lil bitch πŸ₯‚
January 3, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Lol this is my actual favorite word
January 3, 2026 at 6:20 AM
A bit tame, but I like it
January 3, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Maybe a hybrid. A baby fae goat πŸ₯Ή
December 19, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Lmao if someone told me to block you I would start a brawl
December 19, 2025 at 3:36 AM
+ ranch
December 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
When the creation hates its creator…
December 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Eww
Yikes
What the fuck
December 19, 2025 at 3:28 AM