Sylvie
@chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social
Wanderer. Stoner. Night Owl. Loner.
GenX, PNW, she/her 🏳️🌈
Just my skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vmgxsy7gfvpzlhg74ohp6b7z/feed/aaacfwvzfikqm
GenX, PNW, she/her 🏳️🌈
Just my skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vmgxsy7gfvpzlhg74ohp6b7z/feed/aaacfwvzfikqm
Let Me In
open.spotify.com
November 15, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I wish all cats had dandelion antennae
November 12, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I wish all cats had dandelion antennae
I love getting that hour back that was stolen in the Spring. Feels kinda revenge-y.
November 2, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I love getting that hour back that was stolen in the Spring. Feels kinda revenge-y.
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Con tu adiós te llevas mi corazón. Dia de Muertos is here. 💀💚
a day of the dead sugar skull with a spade face
Alt: A gif of multiple designs cycling through each other of calaveras (skulls) decorated for Dia de Muertos. The calaveras are decorated in flowers, hearts and other designs in bright colors.
media.tenor.com
November 1, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Con tu adiós te llevas mi corazón. Dia de Muertos is here. 💀💚
10 horror movies to get to know me
Midsommar (2019)
Event Horizon (1997)
Carrie (1976)
The Descent (2005)
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
Crimson Peak (2015)
Fallen (1998)
28 Days Later (2002)
The Lost Boys (1987)
Dracula (1992)
Midsommar (2019)
Event Horizon (1997)
Carrie (1976)
The Descent (2005)
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
Crimson Peak (2015)
Fallen (1998)
28 Days Later (2002)
The Lost Boys (1987)
Dracula (1992)
10 horror movies to get to know me
Scream 3
Halloween 4
Donnie Darko
The Strangers
The Evil Dead
American Psycho
Jason X
I Know What You Did Last Summer
In A Violent Nature
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Scream 3
Halloween 4
Donnie Darko
The Strangers
The Evil Dead
American Psycho
Jason X
I Know What You Did Last Summer
In A Violent Nature
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
10 horror movies to get to know me
hellraiser
midsomar
cabin in the woods
cube
the thing
alien
nosferatu (2024)
sinners
the exorcist
fire walk with me
hellraiser
midsomar
cabin in the woods
cube
the thing
alien
nosferatu (2024)
sinners
the exorcist
fire walk with me
October 28, 2025 at 5:11 AM
10 horror movies to get to know me
Midsommar (2019)
Event Horizon (1997)
Carrie (1976)
The Descent (2005)
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
Crimson Peak (2015)
Fallen (1998)
28 Days Later (2002)
The Lost Boys (1987)
Dracula (1992)
Midsommar (2019)
Event Horizon (1997)
Carrie (1976)
The Descent (2005)
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
Crimson Peak (2015)
Fallen (1998)
28 Days Later (2002)
The Lost Boys (1987)
Dracula (1992)
a jury of my peers? 12 nerds who love raves because the lasers look like lightsabers?
a jury of my peers? 12 people who never shut the fuck up about birds?
a jury of my peers? 12 twihards??
October 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
a jury of my peers? 12 nerds who love raves because the lasers look like lightsabers?
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it's crazy that if you're a cat, your only two life outcomes are eating out of a trash can or getting treated like a little baby
October 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
it's crazy that if you're a cat, your only two life outcomes are eating out of a trash can or getting treated like a little baby
Ari Aster’s Eat Pray Love
Brian DePalma’s Mean Girls
Wes Anderson’s Tora! Tora! Tora!
October 27, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Ari Aster’s Eat Pray Love
Stoned me left sober me a message to… read some Greek mythology?? Wtf is this
October 27, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Stoned me left sober me a message to… read some Greek mythology?? Wtf is this
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Snort laughs: Thought about dating again for a sec
October 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Snort laughs: Thought about dating again for a sec
Reposted by Sylvie
Hey Bluesky! Could you help me spread the word about my Patreon? Signing up will help me to survive and write and create more art.
As a patron, you'll receive positive affirmations from Felmer, etiquette advice from Mothman, and other fun, bizarre posts.
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
As a patron, you'll receive positive affirmations from Felmer, etiquette advice from Mothman, and other fun, bizarre posts.
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
October 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Hey Bluesky! Could you help me spread the word about my Patreon? Signing up will help me to survive and write and create more art.
As a patron, you'll receive positive affirmations from Felmer, etiquette advice from Mothman, and other fun, bizarre posts.
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
As a patron, you'll receive positive affirmations from Felmer, etiquette advice from Mothman, and other fun, bizarre posts.
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
If you block me, just know that I will continue on my way, unbothered 😘
If you block me, just know that I'm into that and now you have to buy me dinner, or at least cheese
If you block me, just know that my cat said your mom is a hoe
October 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
If you block me, just know that I will continue on my way, unbothered 😘
Why are these literally the only accurate horoscopes ever 😆
Taurus: Things aren’t as bad as they seem, they’re worse.
October 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Why are these literally the only accurate horoscopes ever 😆
Finally, a headline that didn’t make me want to fling my phone into the void
Guillermo del Toro on 'Frankenstein': 'AI can go f**k itself!'
Guillermo del Toro on 'Frankenstein': 'AI can go f**k itself!'
"Art is not only necessary, it is urgent. And AI can go f*ck itself!” Guillermo del Toro is a guest of honour at this year’s Lumière Film Festival. He presents his adaptation of Mary Shelley's "Frankenstein", which audiences got to see on the big screen before it streams on Netflix next month.
l.euronews.com
October 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Finally, a headline that didn’t make me want to fling my phone into the void
Well if no one else is posting an unsolicited dick pick, allow me…
October 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Well if no one else is posting an unsolicited dick pick, allow me…
“Nature is the only thing big enough to hold us in our moments of greatest pain and joy. Instinctively we go outside, run from the city streets to the wilderness edge… we take home our elation and our broken hearts to the clay from which we come.”
-Christina Baldwin
-Christina Baldwin
October 10, 2025 at 6:08 AM
“Nature is the only thing big enough to hold us in our moments of greatest pain and joy. Instinctively we go outside, run from the city streets to the wilderness edge… we take home our elation and our broken hearts to the clay from which we come.”
-Christina Baldwin
-Christina Baldwin
This would be the first time I ever actually WIN 😆
October 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
This would be the first time I ever actually WIN 😆
I’ve made friends with some really lovely people who make me feel less alone
Y’all know who you are 🫶🏻
Y’all know who you are 🫶🏻
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
October 9, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I’ve made friends with some really lovely people who make me feel less alone
Y’all know who you are 🫶🏻
Y’all know who you are 🫶🏻
It’s my superpower
Taurus: Give yourself a little credit. Not everyone could screw up so badly in such a variety of ways.
October 6, 2025 at 12:27 AM
It’s my superpower
Sober September was a success
and by this I mean, I just had one glass of pinot noir and I am WRECKED
and by this I mean, I just had one glass of pinot noir and I am WRECKED
October 2, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Sober September was a success
and by this I mean, I just had one glass of pinot noir and I am WRECKED
and by this I mean, I just had one glass of pinot noir and I am WRECKED
In these uncertain times, it’s good to know that there is one thing* I can always rely on
*chickpeas exploding in the microwave
*chickpeas exploding in the microwave
September 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
In these uncertain times, it’s good to know that there is one thing* I can always rely on
*chickpeas exploding in the microwave
*chickpeas exploding in the microwave
Headline: “Sam Altman says ChatGPT will stop talking about suicide with teens”
Just teens? So adults are still fair game??
Just teens? So adults are still fair game??
September 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Headline: “Sam Altman says ChatGPT will stop talking about suicide with teens”
Just teens? So adults are still fair game??
Just teens? So adults are still fair game??