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Sylvie
@chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social
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Wanderer. Stoner. Night Owl. Loner.
GenX, PNW, she/her 🏳️‍🌈

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Stoned me left sober me a message to… read some Greek mythology?? Wtf is this
My hand against the arm of my couch. The names Prometheus and Chiron have been written on it with a ballpoint pen. I was suuuuuuper stoned, what was I trying to remind myself of? Dammit, my brain is a sieve.
October 27, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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My phone Lock Screen at 11:11
October 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Sunday selfie ✨
Me in a wolfy sort of hood, face mostly obscured. I’m wearing LED spiral goggles, and maybe smiling a lil bit.
October 20, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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RezzRocks 😵‍💫
A selfie at Red Rocks, with me in the bottom right & a huge rock in the background that says REZZ.
October 19, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Well if no one else is posting an unsolicited dick pick, allow me…
A pink guitar pick with the word DICK on it.
October 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Tokyo Gore Police
Movie promo for Tokyo Gore Police
October 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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This would be the first time I ever actually WIN 😆
THE FINAL GIRL
October 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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A mushroom plushie with a pink stem, black feet, and a big back mushroomy cap with white spots and the words “cute but toxic” on it. The face is on the pink stem, one eye is winking and the mushroom is smiling because you may think you’re toxic but really you are just a cutie.
October 9, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Louie does not have $100 for you but he is very sorry
A white cat with brown ears is sitting on the arm of a couch staring directly at the camera. He looks very serious or possibly annoyed.
October 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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A shrew the size of a walnut exploring a trail in the woods:
September 28, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Quote an unfiltered pic and say your age

54
A white woman with short reddish brown hair and green eyes sits in her car, semi smiling and squinting in the sun.
September 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie.
The painting Ophelia Drowning, which portrays Ophelia floating in the water, looking up with open but lifeless eyes, captioned: “omfg hamlet, do I look like I care”
September 19, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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The Fly (1986)
Promo poster for The Fly (1986).
September 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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He took my favorite pillow and he is NOT SORRY
A white cat with brown ears & tail is lying on top of a colorful pillow, curled up very tightly with his tail wrapped around his leg, his front paw curled into his chest, and his chin tucked against his paw. His eyes are open but not quite looking directly at me, because he knows it was a dick move to steal my pillow. But he still is NOT SORRY.
September 5, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Meanwhile, things are getting out of hand on Reddit…
A post from the labubu subreddit titled “I made my own Labubu” with a photo of an extra fluffy pink lafufu (the term for knockoff labubus) that has long black claws instead of hands & feet, and huge pointy teeth. It’s a monstrosity but also… I kinda love it.
September 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Here she is: Captain Chestnut Cocoa 🤎
A brown Labubu wearing a frilly white top, brown vest with a red jeweled pin, bronze nautical wheel necklace, eye patch, and a large brown hat with a skull & crossbones.
September 4, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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I can never resist sleepy kitty + fluffy belly 🥹
A chonky white cat with brown ears & tail is lying on his side, covering his nose with one paw, displaying a soft fluffy belly that is just begging for tummy rubs. I love that I get to wake up to this precious lil dude every day.
September 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Can’t watch TV because the sky is distractingly beautiful 🥰
A very pretty sunset in a cloudy sky, going from gray to pink to yellow to more pink, seen through three long vertical windows. Tall trees in the distance add to the beauty.
August 26, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Drop some hats
Two women looking very elegant in fancy dresses, red lipstick, and cloches. My bestie (left) wears a pale blue dress with a wide brown belt that matches her hat. Her eyes are obscured by the hat’s brim. I (right) wear a black and white dress, a black hat, and a mildly insane number of necklaces. We look far classier than we actually are because we’re headed out for high tea at a fancy restaurant.
August 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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I love finding handmade things, especially here! My recent favorites:

Pink ghostie by @jeremycshipp.bsky.social

Earrings by @weltschmerz.bsky.social

Jewelry by @peculiarityshop.bsky.social
A sweet pink fabric ghostie made by Jeremy. She has little curly horns, big eyes, and a cute fanged smile. She is dotted with embroidered flowers and she brings me joy every day. A pair of gorgeous long earrings featuring gold starburst, abalone disks, gold crescents with moon-phase cutouts, and stunning abalone slices with moon art. I’m channeling my inner Stevie Nicks when I wear these witchy beauties. A necklace made of natural stones and pearls in shades of blue and green, with a ceramic pendant that has lovely little mushrooms, and silver branch charms to the right and left of it. In the center of the necklace sits a pair of earrings with stones and beads atop silver antler charms. These baubles make my Forest Witch heart so happy.
August 16, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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You can have zero brain cells and still have a happy Caturday
A large white cat with brown ears sits on a windowsill, mostly hidden by curtains. I’ve pulled one curtain back and clearly surprised him, as he looks completely shocked to discover that a human is in his apartment. His green eyes are big and startled and there is absolutely nothing behind those eyes. Not a single brain cell to be found.
August 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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The movie poster for Reality Bites, starring Winona Ryder, Ethan Hawke, and Ben Stiller. Tagline: “a comedy about love in the 90s”
August 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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sassy lil blep
A white cat with brown ears is lying on a yellow and white quilt. His eyes are mostly closed. His tongue is sticking out just a wee bit, enough that you can tell it’s kinda curled up at the sides. He is dozing off in Blep Mode, giving zero fucks about humans and our dumb world.
August 7, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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The cat community is not amused
A large white cat is sitting in the box at the top of a cat tree. His front paws are draped over the front corner of the box and he seems to be glaring at the camera. This cat is not amused.
August 2, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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I’m not debating anything until there is representation for my favorite
A box of Red Velvet Cupcake Pop Tarts
July 28, 2025 at 3:19 AM