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🌈Dr. Frizzle
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"An inspiration to bog witches everywhere"— @jermsguy "Ms Frizzle IRL”— @ElleMaeGal “The funniest person I know on Bluesky"—@cstark “Cranky and Annoyed"— @washingtonpost she/fae kerrycoran.com
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… um… you know, I’m gonna need a Cassandra reboot as an awkward autistic girl now.
February 16, 2026 at 7:20 PM
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oh shit seen
“I asked ChatGPT” yeah well I asked my autistic friend whose pattern recognition gives her borderline prophetic accuracy even though no one ever listens to her because she’s awkward and has bad timing and says the wrong thing and has no control over her body or volume or brain or
February 16, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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and if your group chat doesn’t have a couple ya done for
“I asked ChatGPT” yeah well I asked my autistic friend whose pattern recognition gives her borderline prophetic accuracy even though no one ever listens to her because she’s awkward and has bad timing and says the wrong thing and has no control over her body or volume or brain or
February 16, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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Spotted one of these yesterday - bog standard mid-left reposts and then "Ukraine was sex trafficking thousands".
An inauthentic account will often say MOSTLY things you agree with. This creates a feeling of “we are on the same team”

And then when the time is right, they start slipping in their ACTUAL message—whether it’s disinformation or propaganda or creating instability
February 16, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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My pattern recognition and intuitive logic and brain processing speed are so fast I can barely get the words out sometimes, and I get impatient with having to downshift my gears to communicate my deductions normatively. I’m starting to think of it as Holmes Syndrome.
“I asked ChatGPT” yeah well I asked my autistic friend whose pattern recognition gives her borderline prophetic accuracy even though no one ever listens to her because she’s awkward and has bad timing and says the wrong thing and has no control over her body or volume or brain or
February 16, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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important thread about a crucial online literacy skill! it is a VERY common abuse tactic (not just online) to act charming and fun and harmless to build trust and only later use that trust to get something from you, whether it's your money, your data, your radicalisation, or all of the above.
had a spidey sense an account was inauthentic a few days ago but couldn’t find any metadata tells right away, but someone just DM’d me to tell me they were on X spouting DEEPLY disturbing stuff

So I just wanted to remind everyone one of the principles of malignant accounts: the 60-40 rule
February 16, 2026 at 6:38 PM
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We should create an ask an autistic service and call it Delphi or Cassandra
February 16, 2026 at 5:53 PM
“I asked ChatGPT” yeah well I asked my autistic friend whose pattern recognition gives her borderline prophetic accuracy even though no one ever listens to her because she’s awkward and has bad timing and says the wrong thing and has no control over her body or volume or brain or
February 16, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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A way I've found to handle accounts that make my Spidey sense tingle is to mute them. That way when I see the notification "muted" I can still open it to read it, but I have a way to flag accounts that I need to evaluate more. It's worked well for me to catch when they switch it up & block them
An inauthentic account will often say MOSTLY things you agree with. This creates a feeling of “we are on the same team”

And then when the time is right, they start slipping in their ACTUAL message—whether it’s disinformation or propaganda or creating instability
February 16, 2026 at 2:47 PM
had a spidey sense an account was inauthentic a few days ago but couldn’t find any metadata tells right away, but someone just DM’d me to tell me they were on X spouting DEEPLY disturbing stuff

So I just wanted to remind everyone one of the principles of malignant accounts: the 60-40 rule
February 16, 2026 at 2:08 PM
dreamed I posted something unhinged (much more than normal)

had to wake up and make sure I did not actually
February 15, 2026 at 8:37 AM
Current status
February 14, 2026 at 8:34 PM
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Beautiful thread
Trying to decide if I need to stay up until midnight to tell you that in Wales they don’t celebrate Valentine, they celebrate Dwynwen who wanted to be away from [a specific man] Maelon so SOULFULLY, she literally walked on water until an angel agreed to turn him into ice

She felt bad about it, so:
February 14, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
Trying to decide if I need to stay up until midnight to tell you that in Wales they don’t celebrate Valentine, they celebrate Dwynwen who wanted to be away from [a specific man] Maelon so SOULFULLY, she literally walked on water until an angel agreed to turn him into ice

She felt bad about it, so:
February 14, 2026 at 10:22 AM
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Just an island full of gal pal roommates...
Trying to decide if I need to stay up until midnight to tell you that in Wales they don’t celebrate Valentine, they celebrate Dwynwen who wanted to be away from [a specific man] Maelon so SOULFULLY, she literally walked on water until an angel agreed to turn him into ice

She felt bad about it, so:
February 14, 2026 at 11:28 AM
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‘Anyway we got married’ remains an incredible punchline
Today has been a lot

It is also the anniversary of my first date with my wife!

Who wants to hear the story of the most awkward first kiss EVER
Schitts Creek GIF
Alt: Schitts Creek GIF where he says “so awkward and cringy”
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 8:14 AM
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Underbar tråd om kärlekens outgrundliga vägar 💘
Today has been a lot

It is also the anniversary of my first date with my wife!

Who wants to hear the story of the most awkward first kiss EVER
Schitts Creek GIF
Alt: Schitts Creek GIF where he says “so awkward and cringy”
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 8:01 AM
there is a brisket in the oven that won’t be ready until morning and the smell keeps waking me up and I am hungry & s u f f e r i n g
February 14, 2026 at 7:57 AM
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This is brilliant and funny and cringe and cute
Today has been a lot

It is also the anniversary of my first date with my wife!

Who wants to hear the story of the most awkward first kiss EVER
Schitts Creek GIF
Alt: Schitts Creek GIF where he says “so awkward and cringy”
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 7:34 AM
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if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them
February 14, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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You can't beat a Dr Frizzle story, hahaha
February 14, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Trying to decide if I need to stay up until midnight to tell you that in Wales they don’t celebrate Valentine, they celebrate Dwynwen who wanted to be away from [a specific man] Maelon so SOULFULLY, she literally walked on water until an angel agreed to turn him into ice

She felt bad about it, so:
February 14, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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AOC: "Extreme level of wealth inequality leads to social instability and drives authoritarianism, right-wing populism, and really dangerous domestic internal politics. That is a direct outcome of the failure of democracies over decades to deliver."
February 13, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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the only proper way to celebrate VD day is with a shot of penicillin
February 13, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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This is the most hilariously heart-warming thread ever. Actually cried laughing. Your delivery is the absolute PEAK of story telling.
February 13, 2026 at 9:25 PM