🌈Dr. Frizzle
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"An inspiration to bog witches everywhere"— @jermsguy "Ms Frizzle IRL”— @ElleMaeGal “The funniest person I know on Bluesky"—@cstark “Cranky and Annoyed"— @washingtonpost she/fae kerrycoran.com
"An inspiration to bog witches everywhere"— @jermsguy "Ms Frizzle IRL”— @ElleMaeGal “The funniest person I know on Bluesky"—@cstark “Cranky and Annoyed"— @washingtonpost she/fae kerrycoran.com
Pinned
Wait wait. It’s Andrew Windsor’s BIRTHDAY??
a man in a suit and tie is laughing while sitting at a table .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is laughing while sitting at a table laughing
media.tenor.com
February 19, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Wait wait. It’s Andrew Windsor’s BIRTHDAY??
the UK gets universal healthcare too 😭
Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has been arrested in the UK.
If only Virginia Guiffre could be here to see this day.
If only Virginia Guiffre could be here to see this day.
February 19, 2026 at 12:51 PM
the UK gets universal healthcare too 😭
I dreamed 7 giant whales called me to the shore because they wanted to talk
February 19, 2026 at 12:49 PM
I dreamed 7 giant whales called me to the shore because they wanted to talk
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they should invent a cost of living that goes down
February 18, 2026 at 8:57 PM
they should invent a cost of living that goes down
student: look at this wild case report! a man with severe anemia didn’t respond to infusions, but when they gave him LAMB’S BLOOD he got better
me: omg a WERELAMB
student:
student: I can think of 3 more probable reasons it’d work, like, weight of the blood
me: or he could be part fae
me: omg a WERELAMB
student:
student: I can think of 3 more probable reasons it’d work, like, weight of the blood
me: or he could be part fae
February 18, 2026 at 10:27 PM
student: look at this wild case report! a man with severe anemia didn’t respond to infusions, but when they gave him LAMB’S BLOOD he got better
me: omg a WERELAMB
student:
student: I can think of 3 more probable reasons it’d work, like, weight of the blood
me: or he could be part fae
me: omg a WERELAMB
student:
student: I can think of 3 more probable reasons it’d work, like, weight of the blood
me: or he could be part fae
Spotted in Baltimore, MD
February 18, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Spotted in Baltimore, MD
Every night as I try to sleep lately, I try to remember my life before I had ever heard of what a computer was
The thing that called to me then? the creek. I always wanted to go there & my mom didn’t want me to (it was far, questionable kids hung out there)
But sometimes I made it
The thing that called to me then? the creek. I always wanted to go there & my mom didn’t want me to (it was far, questionable kids hung out there)
But sometimes I made it
February 18, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Every night as I try to sleep lately, I try to remember my life before I had ever heard of what a computer was
The thing that called to me then? the creek. I always wanted to go there & my mom didn’t want me to (it was far, questionable kids hung out there)
But sometimes I made it
The thing that called to me then? the creek. I always wanted to go there & my mom didn’t want me to (it was far, questionable kids hung out there)
But sometimes I made it
on my way home a red shouldered hawk looked toward me, leaped onto a fence, and turned his back to me
February 17, 2026 at 10:35 PM
on my way home a red shouldered hawk looked toward me, leaped onto a fence, and turned his back to me
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It's me, I'm that person
“I asked ChatGPT” yeah well I asked my autistic friend whose pattern recognition gives her borderline prophetic accuracy even though no one ever listens to her because she’s awkward and has bad timing and says the wrong thing and has no control over her body or volume or brain or
February 17, 2026 at 9:54 PM
It's me, I'm that person
when the cat showed up in this thread I screamed
The Oxford ABD living in the hostel w me who once accused me of incuriosity for not needing phenomena described at the molecular level to be intellectually satisfied with my understanding doesn't know the difference between a rat & a mouse & just asked in seriousness whether mice could get pregnant
February 17, 2026 at 2:27 AM
when the cat showed up in this thread I screamed
I am an autistic witch 🙂
My pattern recognition DO be making people think I am an actual witch sometimes, but it really is just autism 😩
“I asked ChatGPT” yeah well I asked my autistic friend whose pattern recognition gives her borderline prophetic accuracy even though no one ever listens to her because she’s awkward and has bad timing and says the wrong thing and has no control over her body or volume or brain or
February 17, 2026 at 12:47 AM
I am an autistic witch 🙂
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My pattern recognition DO be making people think I am an actual witch sometimes, but it really is just autism 😩
“I asked ChatGPT” yeah well I asked my autistic friend whose pattern recognition gives her borderline prophetic accuracy even though no one ever listens to her because she’s awkward and has bad timing and says the wrong thing and has no control over her body or volume or brain or
February 16, 2026 at 11:49 PM
My pattern recognition DO be making people think I am an actual witch sometimes, but it really is just autism 😩
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It’s me!!!
“I asked ChatGPT” yeah well I asked my autistic friend whose pattern recognition gives her borderline prophetic accuracy even though no one ever listens to her because she’s awkward and has bad timing and says the wrong thing and has no control over her body or volume or brain or
February 16, 2026 at 9:16 PM
It’s me!!!
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… um… you know, I’m gonna need a Cassandra reboot as an awkward autistic girl now.
February 16, 2026 at 7:20 PM
… um… you know, I’m gonna need a Cassandra reboot as an awkward autistic girl now.
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oh shit seen
“I asked ChatGPT” yeah well I asked my autistic friend whose pattern recognition gives her borderline prophetic accuracy even though no one ever listens to her because she’s awkward and has bad timing and says the wrong thing and has no control over her body or volume or brain or
February 16, 2026 at 7:17 PM
oh shit seen
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and if your group chat doesn’t have a couple ya done for
“I asked ChatGPT” yeah well I asked my autistic friend whose pattern recognition gives her borderline prophetic accuracy even though no one ever listens to her because she’s awkward and has bad timing and says the wrong thing and has no control over her body or volume or brain or
February 16, 2026 at 5:45 PM
and if your group chat doesn’t have a couple ya done for
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Spotted one of these yesterday - bog standard mid-left reposts and then "Ukraine was sex trafficking thousands".
An inauthentic account will often say MOSTLY things you agree with. This creates a feeling of “we are on the same team”
And then when the time is right, they start slipping in their ACTUAL message—whether it’s disinformation or propaganda or creating instability
And then when the time is right, they start slipping in their ACTUAL message—whether it’s disinformation or propaganda or creating instability
February 16, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Spotted one of these yesterday - bog standard mid-left reposts and then "Ukraine was sex trafficking thousands".
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My pattern recognition and intuitive logic and brain processing speed are so fast I can barely get the words out sometimes, and I get impatient with having to downshift my gears to communicate my deductions normatively. I’m starting to think of it as Holmes Syndrome.
“I asked ChatGPT” yeah well I asked my autistic friend whose pattern recognition gives her borderline prophetic accuracy even though no one ever listens to her because she’s awkward and has bad timing and says the wrong thing and has no control over her body or volume or brain or
February 16, 2026 at 6:22 PM
My pattern recognition and intuitive logic and brain processing speed are so fast I can barely get the words out sometimes, and I get impatient with having to downshift my gears to communicate my deductions normatively. I’m starting to think of it as Holmes Syndrome.
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important thread about a crucial online literacy skill! it is a VERY common abuse tactic (not just online) to act charming and fun and harmless to build trust and only later use that trust to get something from you, whether it's your money, your data, your radicalisation, or all of the above.
had a spidey sense an account was inauthentic a few days ago but couldn’t find any metadata tells right away, but someone just DM’d me to tell me they were on X spouting DEEPLY disturbing stuff
So I just wanted to remind everyone one of the principles of malignant accounts: the 60-40 rule
So I just wanted to remind everyone one of the principles of malignant accounts: the 60-40 rule
February 16, 2026 at 6:38 PM
important thread about a crucial online literacy skill! it is a VERY common abuse tactic (not just online) to act charming and fun and harmless to build trust and only later use that trust to get something from you, whether it's your money, your data, your radicalisation, or all of the above.
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We should create an ask an autistic service and call it Delphi or Cassandra
February 16, 2026 at 5:53 PM
We should create an ask an autistic service and call it Delphi or Cassandra
“I asked ChatGPT” yeah well I asked my autistic friend whose pattern recognition gives her borderline prophetic accuracy even though no one ever listens to her because she’s awkward and has bad timing and says the wrong thing and has no control over her body or volume or brain or
February 16, 2026 at 5:34 PM
“I asked ChatGPT” yeah well I asked my autistic friend whose pattern recognition gives her borderline prophetic accuracy even though no one ever listens to her because she’s awkward and has bad timing and says the wrong thing and has no control over her body or volume or brain or
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A way I've found to handle accounts that make my Spidey sense tingle is to mute them. That way when I see the notification "muted" I can still open it to read it, but I have a way to flag accounts that I need to evaluate more. It's worked well for me to catch when they switch it up & block them
An inauthentic account will often say MOSTLY things you agree with. This creates a feeling of “we are on the same team”
And then when the time is right, they start slipping in their ACTUAL message—whether it’s disinformation or propaganda or creating instability
And then when the time is right, they start slipping in their ACTUAL message—whether it’s disinformation or propaganda or creating instability
February 16, 2026 at 2:47 PM
A way I've found to handle accounts that make my Spidey sense tingle is to mute them. That way when I see the notification "muted" I can still open it to read it, but I have a way to flag accounts that I need to evaluate more. It's worked well for me to catch when they switch it up & block them
had a spidey sense an account was inauthentic a few days ago but couldn’t find any metadata tells right away, but someone just DM’d me to tell me they were on X spouting DEEPLY disturbing stuff
So I just wanted to remind everyone one of the principles of malignant accounts: the 60-40 rule
So I just wanted to remind everyone one of the principles of malignant accounts: the 60-40 rule
February 16, 2026 at 2:08 PM
had a spidey sense an account was inauthentic a few days ago but couldn’t find any metadata tells right away, but someone just DM’d me to tell me they were on X spouting DEEPLY disturbing stuff
So I just wanted to remind everyone one of the principles of malignant accounts: the 60-40 rule
So I just wanted to remind everyone one of the principles of malignant accounts: the 60-40 rule
dreamed I posted something unhinged (much more than normal)
had to wake up and make sure I did not actually
had to wake up and make sure I did not actually
February 15, 2026 at 8:37 AM
dreamed I posted something unhinged (much more than normal)
had to wake up and make sure I did not actually
had to wake up and make sure I did not actually