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dreamed I posted something unhinged (much more than normal)

had to wake up and make sure I did not actually
February 15, 2026 at 8:37 AM
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February 14, 2026 at 8:34 PM
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Beautiful thread
Trying to decide if I need to stay up until midnight to tell you that in Wales they don’t celebrate Valentine, they celebrate Dwynwen who wanted to be away from [a specific man] Maelon so SOULFULLY, she literally walked on water until an angel agreed to turn him into ice

She felt bad about it, so:
February 14, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
Trying to decide if I need to stay up until midnight to tell you that in Wales they don’t celebrate Valentine, they celebrate Dwynwen who wanted to be away from [a specific man] Maelon so SOULFULLY, she literally walked on water until an angel agreed to turn him into ice

She felt bad about it, so:
February 14, 2026 at 10:22 AM
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Just an island full of gal pal roommates...
Trying to decide if I need to stay up until midnight to tell you that in Wales they don’t celebrate Valentine, they celebrate Dwynwen who wanted to be away from [a specific man] Maelon so SOULFULLY, she literally walked on water until an angel agreed to turn him into ice

She felt bad about it, so:
February 14, 2026 at 11:28 AM
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‘Anyway we got married’ remains an incredible punchline
Today has been a lot

It is also the anniversary of my first date with my wife!

Who wants to hear the story of the most awkward first kiss EVER
Schitts Creek GIF
Alt: Schitts Creek GIF where he says “so awkward and cringy”
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 8:14 AM
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Underbar tråd om kärlekens outgrundliga vägar 💘
Today has been a lot

It is also the anniversary of my first date with my wife!

Who wants to hear the story of the most awkward first kiss EVER
Schitts Creek GIF
Alt: Schitts Creek GIF where he says “so awkward and cringy”
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 8:01 AM
there is a brisket in the oven that won’t be ready until morning and the smell keeps waking me up and I am hungry & s u f f e r i n g
February 14, 2026 at 7:57 AM
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This is brilliant and funny and cringe and cute
Today has been a lot

It is also the anniversary of my first date with my wife!

Who wants to hear the story of the most awkward first kiss EVER
Schitts Creek GIF
Alt: Schitts Creek GIF where he says “so awkward and cringy”
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 7:34 AM
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if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them
February 14, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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You can't beat a Dr Frizzle story, hahaha
February 14, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Trying to decide if I need to stay up until midnight to tell you that in Wales they don’t celebrate Valentine, they celebrate Dwynwen who wanted to be away from [a specific man] Maelon so SOULFULLY, she literally walked on water until an angel agreed to turn him into ice

She felt bad about it, so:
February 14, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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AOC: "Extreme level of wealth inequality leads to social instability and drives authoritarianism, right-wing populism, and really dangerous domestic internal politics. That is a direct outcome of the failure of democracies over decades to deliver."
February 13, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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the only proper way to celebrate VD day is with a shot of penicillin
February 13, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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This is the most hilariously heart-warming thread ever. Actually cried laughing. Your delivery is the absolute PEAK of story telling.
February 13, 2026 at 9:25 PM
*seeing roses on the counter*

me: you did not buy those for me did you because I thought we had a pretty great tradition of never, ever celebrating Valentine’s Day

my wife: celebrating VD day? Oh hell no. Idk who those are for

me: OK PHEW
February 13, 2026 at 9:10 PM
my child, as an adult: my enemies use LLMs because they foolishly think it gives them an advantage. I use my mind and they crumble under my superior intellect as I crush them
thinking about when my baby was little & I asked her what she wanted to be when she grew up and she thought very seriously, took out her binkie, and said, “what I want to be is a giant. and I’ll tower SO HIGH. I’ll say, PEOPLE LISTEN. Then I’ll mush em”

Then she put her binkie back in & walked away
February 13, 2026 at 5:48 PM
hellllllp

this is so dark and I’m laughing way too hard

LLMS ARE TRAINED ON WHAT YOU SAY PEOPLE

SAY BETTER THINGS ☠️
February 13, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Don’t forget to leave a club wrapped in barbed wire on your fireplace tonight so the headless ghost of St. Valentine can get his REVENGE
February 13, 2026 at 3:10 PM
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This sounds like a course @swilua.bsky.social should teach!
I had a dream last night that I designed a new First Year Seminar called “The Art of the Dinner Party” where students spent the semester reading and writing about the social, political, economic, gendered, and cultural history of hosting—and it culminates in an actual dinner party.
February 13, 2026 at 12:03 PM
I was worried about my Arthur class today because literally my only plan was we were going to read Culhwch ac Olwen out loud for the entire 1.25hrs but it was DELIGHTFUL & HILARIOUS OMG

I printed out paper copies and brought a “Grail of Speaking” which we passed around. People could pass whenever
February 12, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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The students are usually pretty quiet in this beekeeping class, but everyone has 20 questions about bees fucking.
February 12, 2026 at 8:58 PM
*sitting by the copier*

student I have never met: some creep on the shuttle said he could murder us all and bury us in the snow and they’d never find us

me: that’s disturbing! what did you say?

student: I said pfft, the decomposition gasses would attract bacteria in days, don’t fuck with me
February 12, 2026 at 5:59 PM
*checking the University weapons policy to see if the sword has to actually BE in a stone before I bring it to Arthur class*
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Apocalypse comes from the Ancient Greek ᾰ̓ποκᾰ́λῠψῐς and it means a disclosure, a revelation, an uncovering

We are currently experiencing an apocalypse
February 12, 2026 at 10:18 AM