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🌈Dr. Frizzle
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"An inspiration to bog witches everywhere"— @jermsguy "Ms Frizzle IRL”— @ElleMaeGal “The funniest person I know on Bluesky"—@cstark “Cranky and Annoyed"— @washingtonpost she/fae kerrycoran.com
Gotta figure out how to turn this thing off, Zuck is making me paranoid
November 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
remember a couple years ago when my child decided we did not have enough pictures of her around the house so she took her entire senior portrait package and put pictures up everywhere and how we are still finding new pictures to this day
November 22, 2025 at 1:22 PM
What do the fish think of this? I mean probably they were wondering why we had time to string up weird lights but not to refill their tank this week (it evaporates fast because it’s heated lol)
November 22, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Living with older teenagers is like living with strange nocturnal elves who are quiet all day, come out after you’re asleep and have a wild rumpus, and then when you wake up in the morning suddenly there are red living-room Christmas lights strung in the most chaotic fashion and you have no idea why
November 22, 2025 at 1:14 PM
A03 is on this right
November 22, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Is the house trying to radicalize Gen Z because lol
November 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
“Rare romantic moment” is such an unintentional burn
November 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
November 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Thinking about my friend on this TDOR ❤️
November 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Not posting a selfie today for reasons
November 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Came home last night and an Englishman was cleaning my kitchen. Woke up this morning and found this on the oven. Was this a fae event? Much to think about.
November 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM
(They are just tits! But it would be funnier if they were bush tits)
November 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I guess elsewhere they’re just called tits!
November 18, 2025 at 7:48 PM
My head is big! Here it is with my wife.

His head is actually quite huge lol
November 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
November 17, 2025 at 9:07 PM
woman next to me, talking to her husband: sometimes I have premonitions. Like, I will be watching The Real Housewives and then I just HAVE A DREAM and it always comes true. So when I tell you I have a feeling about this…

me, pretending like I’m not listening to every word:
November 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The superstitions continue
November 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
made my wife take me out for pickle flatbread? yes

was it so good that I started to cry in the bar? also yes
November 16, 2025 at 8:43 PM
November 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
when I realized who posted this ☠️☠️
November 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
lol lol lol lol
November 16, 2025 at 2:23 PM
They have cooked dinner for us??
November 15, 2025 at 2:44 AM
The cloak is excellent with moons and moths and shit and I am not doing it justice
November 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Was trying on a new cloak that came in the mail and my daughter knocked on the door for a bandaid and this is how she found me
November 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Turns out no lol
November 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM