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Dylan
@grannyrocko.bsky.social
I'm here, I'm queer, I like fanfic with a subby Wade Wilson. Cheesevangelist/horror addict/writer/compulsive baker of cakes. They/them

https://www.dylan-pierce.com/
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i love him so much
November 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I never remember to post this in time, but if you haven’t left for wherever you’re going for Thanksgiving yet, don’t forget to pack all your meds! And not just the prescription ones. Take antacids and ibuprofen and all the things you could possibly need to be a little more comfortable.
November 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Since another holiday is upon us: you don’t have to spend your holidays with abusive people who treat you like shit.

This country is already abusive enough. Please take care of yourselves. Get the divorce. Estrange from family if it helps you heal.

Keeping the peace is bullshit
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Artist is TenderRebellions on IG
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Went to Giant Eagle to pick up a prescription, and I was like 😬 over the possibility of it being a zoo in there, Thanksgiving week and all that. But I'd been craving a port wine cheese ball for days so I grabbed that and some crackers and, miracle of all miracles, found a self checkout with no line.
November 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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honestly, a lot of fanfic concrit is bad critique and unhelpful advice. even finding a good pro writing environment is hard, as workshops can become toxic. no one wins in those situations.

mutual respect and nurturing your writing circle's growth is at the heart of making better art together.
'Cause the thing is? THE THING IS?? The people who think "it's publicly available on the internet and thus it's open season to tell the writer how shit they are" are probably going to struggle with things like this:

(and this is advice for people who want to sell their writing and NEED to improve!)
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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I 100% agree and would add that if you are hosting a holiday event and you do NOT have something festive, creative and delicious for your guests to drink without alcohol in it, you are actually an asshole

don't make them drink tap water while everyone else has bespoke cocktails!
Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:

Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.

If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.

Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Paris and Rory staying in the hotel to watch Joseph Campbell and the Power of Myth instead of participating in spring break because "we love Bill Moyers" remains an aspiration moment for introverted autistics everywhere.
November 24, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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As somebody who spent last Thanksgiving in covid jail, not a bad time to mask up at the grocery store
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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a world without trans people has never existed and never will
April 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The Lit Hub brackets are making me miss Literary Twitter a lot tbh. Ever since that hellsite became… whatever it is now, and I eventually deactivated, I haven’t really felt connected to the lit communities. A couple years before that idiot bought Twitter, I was just
November 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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I feel like if they can give people 800k for a ghost written book every small time author should never feel bad about posting re their small press book or indie/self pub book or even trad pub midlist book.

I'm not sure why I feel bad right now looking at that. And I feel bad all the time.
November 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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One time I genuinely heard someone say that people were less homophobic in the 2000s and I was like "we had to invent an entire separate word to describe straight men who gave a shit about their appearance to let people know they weren't gay." Not to mention all the, you know, actual hate crimes.
November 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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One of the strangest aspects of aging that they don't warn you about is watching as history gets rewritten right in front of your face and people 20 years younger than you confidently tell you about something you lived through and get it completely wrong.
November 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I haven't been online much in the last week because I started Spravato treatments and I keep coming out of it with a very strong urge to avoid the internet. I've been rewatching a Kelly Reichardt film in the dark after every treatment, and it's always like "yeah, this was a much better choice."
November 17, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I have an appt every day this week (regular doctor tomorrow, ketamine two days, therapy one day), and it is toooooo much. 😩 I want to cancel my reg doc appt tomorrow so bad, but my doc is always booked up for 2-3 months so I really shouldn’t.
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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October 31, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I love when a cat gets into some food you think is safe from naughty paws, like WHAT are you doing with your whole face in my hummus??
November 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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ME WHEN JOYCE CAROL OATES SAYS SOME DUMB OLD LADY SHIT: Crying Snipes with gun meme
ME WHEN JOYCE CAROL OATES LETS ELON MUSK HAVE IT WITH BOTH BARRELS: Legolas and Gimli meme
November 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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if you are food insecure for both the humans and pets in your household there is a tool called Pet Help Finder that can help locate pet food banks nearby and other free or reduced price assistance and supplies for pets.
no one, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, should have to give up their pet bc of this.
November 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
My most middle aged dad trait is that every time there’s snow in the forecast after a few days where it’s been like 50-60 degrees and everyone is panicking, I’m always there to say “it’s not gonna stick! The ground is too warm!”
November 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM