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mal
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housing data person, evictions hater
yinzer in chicago
they should invent a me who is dead
December 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I love the city of Chicago, Illinois
December 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
One day I will make enough money to go to Bravocon
November 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
There’s a painting of cummed on Vito Corleone hanging out in my lobby and I really need to understand why
October 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
When did the Format steal my cats?
October 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Today so far feds in Chicagoland have:

Attacked & arrested protesters at the Broadview detention center w/the help of the ISP other agencies

Tear gassed a street in Logan Square that has a grocery store & elementary school on it, among other things

Violently handcuffed an Alderperson

It's 3pm
October 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Ald. Jessie Fuentes’ office just released a statement she was handcuffed and threatened arrest amid ongoing ICE activity in Humboldt Park.

Tear gas was also used on passersby at a Home Depot an at Rico Fresh, her office says.

I’m on my way to an emergency press conference now.
October 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Elizabeth Taylor and Canceled…. Girl..::
October 3, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I’ve been out of swiftie psychosis for a while and I have to tell you it’s pretty nice over here.
October 3, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I would like a crumb of job
September 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
My biggest fear is that my neighbors walk by my door and are like “oh yeah, that’s Sneeze Girl. She sneezes like you wouldn’t believe. It shakes the whole building”.
September 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Healed from seeing Rilo Kiley live. Girl who is going to be okay!!!!
September 20, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Future me everything is gonna be okay and I promise you unplugged your hair straightener
August 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
:(
August 18, 2025 at 3:08 AM
It’s actually been a huge weekend for me as a hater with the air and water show + little Italy days :)
August 16, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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[me whenever a beach boys song comes on the radio): Who’s this, The Bitch Boys?
August 13, 2025 at 7:35 PM
If you saw me eat shit on Damen I meant to do that, I’m proud and I will do it again
August 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
About to make John’s day very uncomfortable
August 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
pile of cat
July 23, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Proud 3rd party voter for Iris and Pepe
July 14, 2025 at 1:37 AM
we’re all on SSRIs
July 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM
hi
July 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
last night I went on a date with someone who told me his main hobby was “tweeting, posting mostly” 🙃
June 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
*whispers into the midwestern void* comin dahn aht there…
June 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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happy zohran day to all who celebrate
June 24, 2025 at 12:51 PM