Benamas
@benamas.cleftofdimensions.net
Activity: Apathetic
Form: male human pirate
Element: Water
Influence: Oceans and Thievery
Form: male human pirate
Element: Water
Influence: Oceans and Thievery
Pinned
not doing a gender thing btw i'm just beep in disguise
oh yea lemme post this and wake up hopefully to some warm fuzzies or perhaps newly revealed enemies
December 31, 2025 at 5:24 AM
oh yea lemme post this and wake up hopefully to some warm fuzzies or perhaps newly revealed enemies
was just sitting here in bed thinking as im settling down and im so cooked i had to get my phone and post about how cooked i am
December 31, 2025 at 5:19 AM
was just sitting here in bed thinking as im settling down and im so cooked i had to get my phone and post about how cooked i am
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i love catrick so much i want to keep his pelt folded neatly in a little cedar box after he inevitably croaks in about another decade
December 31, 2025 at 4:07 AM
i love catrick so much i want to keep his pelt folded neatly in a little cedar box after he inevitably croaks in about another decade
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sorry for moaning while you were performing the lobotomy
December 31, 2025 at 3:51 AM
sorry for moaning while you were performing the lobotomy
I'm Over Here Casting My Spells I Got Runes On My Scrolls Right Now I'm just casting my cantrips I'm enchanted as fuck man I'm a eldritch woman like for real
December 31, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I'm Over Here Casting My Spells I Got Runes On My Scrolls Right Now I'm just casting my cantrips I'm enchanted as fuck man I'm a eldritch woman like for real
(tapping my head) they're doing steven universe fusion personality shit in here
December 31, 2025 at 2:57 AM
(tapping my head) they're doing steven universe fusion personality shit in here
the whole plurality exploration shit i lowkey been on isn't a new feeling btw it's a new understanding of some very old feelings
December 31, 2025 at 2:38 AM
the whole plurality exploration shit i lowkey been on isn't a new feeling btw it's a new understanding of some very old feelings
one of my favorite dnd characters is a sea elf druid from a community inhabiting coastal sounds and sandbars and, over the long course of elven life, saw entire islands appear and disappear over and over as hurricanes came through year after year and concluded that the true nature of nature is chaos
December 31, 2025 at 2:33 AM
one of my favorite dnd characters is a sea elf druid from a community inhabiting coastal sounds and sandbars and, over the long course of elven life, saw entire islands appear and disappear over and over as hurricanes came through year after year and concluded that the true nature of nature is chaos
the cutoff where humans went from very clever social apes to *people*, do you think it was gradual, do you think there's a physiological component, or was one Homo sapiens just Enlightened to *symbolize* and *feel* shit one day in a way that was transmissible to the minds of its->their peers
we actually already have a term for this it's 'behaviorally modern human' and the cutoff was like a hundred and fifty thousand years ago
A common assumption is that throughout history, people have experienced the same basic range of emotions. A radical field of history now challenges this assumption, Gal Beckerman reports. theatln.tc/KD2QRX9Y
🎨: Nicolás Ortega
🎨: Nicolás Ortega
December 31, 2025 at 2:28 AM
the cutoff where humans went from very clever social apes to *people*, do you think it was gradual, do you think there's a physiological component, or was one Homo sapiens just Enlightened to *symbolize* and *feel* shit one day in a way that was transmissible to the minds of its->their peers
OH I FOUND ANOTHER ARTIFACT one time when i was in the navy my CO personally wrote a letter to my dad to brag about me, fyi i was a grown ass 28 year old man* at the time
December 31, 2025 at 1:31 AM
OH I FOUND ANOTHER ARTIFACT one time when i was in the navy my CO personally wrote a letter to my dad to brag about me, fyi i was a grown ass 28 year old man* at the time
you know vampires are "immortal" but i wonder what their average unlife expectancy actually is before probability gets them and they get caught in an errant sunbeam or slain by adventurers
December 31, 2025 at 12:19 AM
you know vampires are "immortal" but i wonder what their average unlife expectancy actually is before probability gets them and they get caught in an errant sunbeam or slain by adventurers
i tried to switch from alcohol to weed as my evening soporific of choice in order to cut some calories but the problem is i get the fuckin munchies
December 31, 2025 at 12:13 AM
i tried to switch from alcohol to weed as my evening soporific of choice in order to cut some calories but the problem is i get the fuckin munchies
jesus christ i got hot, i like distract myself when i'm naked near a mirror
December 31, 2025 at 12:12 AM
jesus christ i got hot, i like distract myself when i'm naked near a mirror
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tired, back hurts, gonna lay on the floor for a while
December 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
tired, back hurts, gonna lay on the floor for a while
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This idea you need evidence to confront someone instead of realising the vibes are off, with the partner, or the person themselves, instead of discussing or disengaging for both their safety and security. Partners as objects to be owned.
December 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
This idea you need evidence to confront someone instead of realising the vibes are off, with the partner, or the person themselves, instead of discussing or disengaging for both their safety and security. Partners as objects to be owned.
this was also when i realized i couldn't trust them with my feelings and just started posting that shit where i didn't think they were gonna see it and then they went and snooped on me anyway
this is why i was SO fucking blindsided when they had a meltdown after me confiding i had a lil crush on yooberz, like damn okay apparently i misunderstood the situation but can you not give me any grace at all? for fucks sake
December 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
this was also when i realized i couldn't trust them with my feelings and just started posting that shit where i didn't think they were gonna see it and then they went and snooped on me anyway
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Thank you Lobster Instagram
December 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Thank you Lobster Instagram
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not necessarily
ough is a very versatile term and can represent any emotion or feeling that can elicit a moan, grunt, sigh, or general noise of surprise or intense emotion
i'm just often horny so it represents horny pretty often
ough is a very versatile term and can represent any emotion or feeling that can elicit a moan, grunt, sigh, or general noise of surprise or intense emotion
i'm just often horny so it represents horny pretty often
December 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
not necessarily
ough is a very versatile term and can represent any emotion or feeling that can elicit a moan, grunt, sigh, or general noise of surprise or intense emotion
i'm just often horny so it represents horny pretty often
ough is a very versatile term and can represent any emotion or feeling that can elicit a moan, grunt, sigh, or general noise of surprise or intense emotion
i'm just often horny so it represents horny pretty often
my cheating discourse input is i managed to fundamentally convince myself that my ex was poly after they cheated on me because the alternative explanation was that i had just let them get away with it, "it's fine i'm sure we talked about it at some point and i forgot" (we had never talked about it)
December 30, 2025 at 7:46 PM
my cheating discourse input is i managed to fundamentally convince myself that my ex was poly after they cheated on me because the alternative explanation was that i had just let them get away with it, "it's fine i'm sure we talked about it at some point and i forgot" (we had never talked about it)
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LGB(T) Let's Go Birds (Twice)
December 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM
LGB(T) Let's Go Birds (Twice)
WE GONNA MOVE DOWN TO THE NEXT YA JOCKEY NOW
December 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM
WE GONNA MOVE DOWN TO THE NEXT YA JOCKEY NOW
you ever find yourself thinking you're an actual human adult and not just a perpetually confused overgrown child
December 30, 2025 at 7:04 PM
you ever find yourself thinking you're an actual human adult and not just a perpetually confused overgrown child