James Blackstone
@blackstonejn.bsky.social
Circus Clown, Gainfully Employed
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We all have that one friend who runs naked through Red Lobster swinging nunchucks
November 25, 2025 at 5:06 AM
We all have that one friend who runs naked through Red Lobster swinging nunchucks
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I assume in the wake of the Nuzzi thing there’s gonna be people who think “I should do the REAL story on RFKj” even though everyone knows the real story and either acknowledge he sucks or pretend they think he’s great. All the facts are out about him: he’s legit evil and most likely insane
After all the stuff about how Nuzzi was running sub rosa PR for RFK you’d think anybody with a profile in edits would wonder whether they were being manipulated, too
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I assume in the wake of the Nuzzi thing there’s gonna be people who think “I should do the REAL story on RFKj” even though everyone knows the real story and either acknowledge he sucks or pretend they think he’s great. All the facts are out about him: he’s legit evil and most likely insane
You know why I had no address for three months? I stole a suit in Kansas City and I was jailed. I stole myself out of every good job since high school. And I never got anywhere because you blew me so full of hot air I could never stand taking orders from anybody, Charlie Brown!
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 AM
You know why I had no address for three months? I stole a suit in Kansas City and I was jailed. I stole myself out of every good job since high school. And I never got anywhere because you blew me so full of hot air I could never stand taking orders from anybody, Charlie Brown!
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White people love a good pie chart
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
White people love a good pie chart
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Today a man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration; that we are one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively and that there's no such thing as death and life is only a dream, Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Today a man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration; that we are one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively and that there's no such thing as death and life is only a dream, Charlie Brown
My dog’s fart surprised even her. The wonder of this world is endless.
November 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
My dog’s fart surprised even her. The wonder of this world is endless.
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i may never skeet a banger but at least i have a life. what? you post bangers, are an expert in your field, and have a healthy social life? ok, but have you ever opened a fun sized starburst wrapper and it had a red AND a pink piece?
November 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
i may never skeet a banger but at least i have a life. what? you post bangers, are an expert in your field, and have a healthy social life? ok, but have you ever opened a fun sized starburst wrapper and it had a red AND a pink piece?
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i bought a pie at the store a couple days ago and i’ve just sort of been. eating it? like there’s no occasion. just me slowly depleting a pecan pie by myself
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
i bought a pie at the store a couple days ago and i’ve just sort of been. eating it? like there’s no occasion. just me slowly depleting a pecan pie by myself
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I like you as a friend, Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I like you as a friend, Charlie Brown
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i have something to say
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
i have something to say
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answering spam calls with the tusken raider battle cry
November 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
answering spam calls with the tusken raider battle cry
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Never get involved in a land war in Asia, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Never get involved in a land war in Asia, Charlie Brown.
Teen Me: All I want to do is play Nintendo.
20’s Me: All I want to do is drink.
30’s Me: All I want to do is sleep.
40’s Me: All I want to do is play Nintendo, drink and then go to sleep.
20’s Me: All I want to do is drink.
30’s Me: All I want to do is sleep.
40’s Me: All I want to do is play Nintendo, drink and then go to sleep.
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Teen Me: All I want to do is play Nintendo.
20’s Me: All I want to do is drink.
30’s Me: All I want to do is sleep.
40’s Me: All I want to do is play Nintendo, drink and then go to sleep.
20’s Me: All I want to do is drink.
30’s Me: All I want to do is sleep.
40’s Me: All I want to do is play Nintendo, drink and then go to sleep.
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officer i only missed that stop sign bc i was looking for the wizard emoji on my phone
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
officer i only missed that stop sign bc i was looking for the wizard emoji on my phone
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When you make a long story short it’s called a lessay.
Thanks for reading.
Thanks for reading.
November 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
When you make a long story short it’s called a lessay.
Thanks for reading.
Thanks for reading.
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Why’d they call it a booty call and not Call of Booty?
November 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Why’d they call it a booty call and not Call of Booty?
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My OnlyFans, but it’s just me basting my ham and wondering if the potatoes are cooked enough to be mashed
OnlyFans but it's just me shaving pepperjack and cheddar to use on nachos.
OnlyFans but it's just me tending the firebox of my smoker.
November 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
My OnlyFans, but it’s just me basting my ham and wondering if the potatoes are cooked enough to be mashed
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It’s wild how every day people bash celebrities online like they personally know them. The only person who deserves that treatment is Jeremy London for refusing to share his sacred watermelon-growing secrets with me. Some of us are dealing with real conflict.
November 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
It’s wild how every day people bash celebrities online like they personally know them. The only person who deserves that treatment is Jeremy London for refusing to share his sacred watermelon-growing secrets with me. Some of us are dealing with real conflict.
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Hey, if you know a girl named Lisa who gets mono a funny joke would be to call her Mono Lisa.
No need to give me credit.
No need to give me credit.
November 23, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Hey, if you know a girl named Lisa who gets mono a funny joke would be to call her Mono Lisa.
No need to give me credit.
No need to give me credit.
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My husband's making jerky so the laundry smells like a kill room with pleasant floral top notes
November 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
My husband's making jerky so the laundry smells like a kill room with pleasant floral top notes
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Took a pen to a sword fight. Did not feel mighty.
November 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Took a pen to a sword fight. Did not feel mighty.
I love you, life, with all your beautiful complexities. I love how at one of the lowest point in a person’s existence, you’ll be like, “Hold a sec. Got something for you.,” and hand them two more things that suck. Balance. Threes company. Thanks for the reminder, Mr. Tripper.
November 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I love you, life, with all your beautiful complexities. I love how at one of the lowest point in a person’s existence, you’ll be like, “Hold a sec. Got something for you.,” and hand them two more things that suck. Balance. Threes company. Thanks for the reminder, Mr. Tripper.
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When dogs sigh it is the craziest thing in the world, deserving of the loudest “OH REALLY” you can muster
it's funny to me when a dog is really sleepy. oh are you all burnt out from lying around all day? did you think too much with your primitive and underdeveloped brain? yeah I can see why you can barely keep your eyes open
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 AM
When dogs sigh it is the craziest thing in the world, deserving of the loudest “OH REALLY” you can muster
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in order to animate lifelike characters with computer graphics, pixar engineers painstakingly render in excruciating detail the exact moment of conception for each and every character. even the toys. especially the toys
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
in order to animate lifelike characters with computer graphics, pixar engineers painstakingly render in excruciating detail the exact moment of conception for each and every character. even the toys. especially the toys
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If RFKj could cry what would the consistency of the tears be? I bet viscous
November 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
If RFKj could cry what would the consistency of the tears be? I bet viscous