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James Damron
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I'm a 40+ year old retired IT husband that enjoys #cooking, #writing, and bad #jokes. I'm in Florida, but I'm not "Florida Man"...yet...

https://athlonrhythm.blogspot.com

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I currently do have two blogs going. The first one is random thoughts, poetry, writing, etc. The second one is going to be recipes and cooking only.

1st blog - athlonrhythm.blogspot.com

2nd blog - reddancooking.blogspot.com
The Great Novel Life
The Great Novel Life My mind is my paper Athlon Rhythm
athlonrhythm.blogspot.com
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Is there an echo in here?

That's one deep butthole.
Emergency buttplugs. ✍🏽
Emergency buttplugs.
November 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Not to sound fast or anything.. I’d share my Aquaphor with you..
November 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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😛
November 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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accidentally went to the grocery store the weekend before thanksgiving...is it everyone's first day on earth
November 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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You might not think you needed to see Kate Bush dressed as a bat today, but you were wrong.
November 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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I've always dreamed of becoming a skeleton that serves environmental storytelling purposes one day
November 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Emergency buttplugs. ✍🏽
Emergency buttplugs.
November 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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i keep my 3D printer in the bedroom in case i get any good ideas
November 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Earlier, in Warcraft:

me: wanna do Eye of Azshara?

him: where are you now?

me: at the dungeon hole

him: you mean the portal?

me: I mean the hole

him:

me: it's about the size of a sea skrog's butthole, you know?

him:

me: I said what I said

him: you spend way too much time on Bluesky
November 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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My piano teacher on Caturday.
November 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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The only thing I like about phone assistants is being able to shout "Hey Bixby where are you"
November 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Atreyu losing Artax really affected some of you more than you’re willing to admit
November 22, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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“whatcha got there?”
November 22, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Imagine being able to find something in the first drawer you try.
November 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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a tv big enough i dont have to get up to see vital plot information typed on a phone screen
November 22, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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Q: what kind of car do you get if you wanna show you have alotta bread?

A: a Bugatti
November 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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apostrophe is short for a piece of shit trophy
November 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, rock you like a hurricane
November 22, 2025 at 3:28 AM
"Bring whatever you want to Thanksgiving dinner."

Mountain oysters it is.
November 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Naw.
February 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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sorry that i opened that interdimensional gateway at tj maxx
October 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Did you hear about these THC infused butcher shops?

I guess some people are pretty upset.

They say the steaks are high.
January 15, 2024 at 5:09 AM
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We're not addicted to scrolling, we're just constantly looking for what scrolling doesn't provide.
November 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Playing at table 69… niiice…
November 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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if you are not doing facial mask right now are you even really living
November 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM