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James Damron
@runswindows95.bsky.social
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I'm a 40+ year old retired IT husband that enjoys #cooking, #writing, and bad #jokes. I'm in Florida, but I'm not "Florida Man"...yet...

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My Winky has bad gas as well.
Winky my black and white kitten.
November 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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🎶🎵 The Kombucha mushroom people
Sitting around all day
Who can believe you?
Who can believe you?
Let your mother pray 🎶🎵
Pope Leo talking into a mic with a crowd of clergymen behind him.
November 23, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Reminder for Americans: Might want to start thawing your bird in the fridge, especially if over 20lbs.
Smoked turkey from 2018 on my old Chargriller grill.
November 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Don't follow this weirdo...
Screenshot of my account.
November 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses and the results were pretty interesting. 30% of women think their ass is too fat, 10% of women think their ass is too skinny, The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he is a good man, and wouldn't trade him for the world
November 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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My Kroger order is very nice...
Screenshot of a grocery order showing 69 items.
November 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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When somebody asks for a new photo of me I send this.
A white background. That's it.
November 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Dinner.
A grilled meatball topped with mozzarella cheese, placed between garlic bread, then pressed to toast it.
November 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Moloko my white pitbull
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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A festive Winky.
Winky my black and white kitten in a blue bin of random Christmas garlands.
November 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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@theciscokidder.bsky.social Now I remember what your photo reminded me of:
A fluffy white and brown cat on a white cat witb a pair of sunglasses. 1st line: "But these are for girls... 2nd line: "Holy Crap! I look fabulous."
November 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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So, I walking down the road this morning when I was tackled by a gorilla in a tutu. He handed me a small box, and disappeared in a cloud of red smoke that smelt like chocolate. I looked around, and began to wonder what was going on. As I tried to look inside the box, I was tackled by another gorilla wearing a lab coat. He grabbed the box, and handed me a jelly doughnut as another poof of smoke appeared before me, this one smelt like strawberries. Now really confused, I study the doughnut, and wonder if it was safe to eat. I was about to toss it when I was hit by a darn elephant in a leisure suit. He grabbed my doughnut, and vanished in a flash of light, which blinded me. As I gained my vision, I was relieved I was in my padded room. In front of me was breakfast, which consisted of a strawberry jelly doughnut. I was about to eat it when the elephant walked in, grabbed my breakfast, and handed me a pill. His final words were, "Take the pill, and come back to reality you crazy man!" Needless to say, I never took the pill, and played chess with the gorilla in the tutu till I passed out for the night. My last thought was that my reality is awesome!
November 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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A black and white dog with a weird smile saying peanut butter.
November 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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If there's booze involved, Diet Coke.
A bottle of Diet Pepsi .
November 17, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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My blanket is purring.
Sammy my other orange and white cat Winky my black and white kitten
November 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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I found myself standing in the bottom of an old, forgotten cellar. I shiver for the cold, misty air cut through my thin clothes like a sharp knife. Every nerve inside me was shaking from the horror I've done. My hands still smell like burnt powder, and I can still feel the recoil in my arms. As the tears rolled down my cheek, I regretted my decisions. I kept tasting the bitter, irony taste of blood in my mouth, trying to wash it away in an old sink that still works. The air was thick with the smell of mold, causing me to gag with each breath I took. A shadowy figure appears over the lip of the wall, and shouted, "I hope it was worth this!" They tossed me down something wrapped in a part of a torn, bloody dress. I unwrapped it, and discovered it contained a single Klondike bar.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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If you see this, post a bird.
A white egret I'm calling Steve.
November 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Sammy my other orange and white cat.
November 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Simple meal of grilled pork tenderloin and baked chive and dill potatoes.
Simple meal of grilled pork tenderloin and baked chive and dill potatoes.
November 11, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Winky my black and white kitten .
November 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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More like "Hell Yes!"
Smoked pork loin.
November 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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She's my goof.
Moloko my white pitbull.
November 8, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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Look at my soft nuts.
Boiled peanuts in a white bowl.
November 7, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Yes and yes.
Winky my black and white kitten
October 31, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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This guy is weird:
Screenshot of my profile.
October 31, 2025 at 3:09 PM