Blerrbaster
@blerrycat1.bsky.social
Madmother, ailurophile and bookworm
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Always learning. Believe in a bit of everything. Humorist and absurdist. Change is constant, the world is chaotic. Otherwise average Midwestern straight white female office worker.
〰️💜〰️💠〰️⭐️〰️
Always learning. Believe in a bit of everything. Humorist and absurdist. Change is constant, the world is chaotic. Otherwise average Midwestern straight white female office worker.
Pinned
Who will adopt Blerr? 😿
November 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Who will adopt Blerr? 😿
Blerr and the gang
November 21, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Blerr and the gang
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Every time I start progesterone again I become a yowling alley cat with my ass up in the air. We get it, my brain, you need baby in you! However, there are, let’s say, several logistical issues at play here
November 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Every time I start progesterone again I become a yowling alley cat with my ass up in the air. We get it, my brain, you need baby in you! However, there are, let’s say, several logistical issues at play here
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My cats don't know what ChatGPT is and I think that's beautiful.
November 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
My cats don't know what ChatGPT is and I think that's beautiful.
Dolphins are the felines of marine mammals
November 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Dolphins are the felines of marine mammals
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
November 20, 2025 at 7:58 PM
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
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Gonna hang out with my cat tomorrow :)
November 20, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Gonna hang out with my cat tomorrow :)
It's not Trump that's the problem, it's everyone around him begging him to tell them how high to jump!
November 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
It's not Trump that's the problem, it's everyone around him begging him to tell them how high to jump!
A love story between an evil moth and her shimmering lamp
November 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
A love story between an evil moth and her shimmering lamp
Mailing myself to you
November 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Mailing myself to you
Me on Bluesky vs me on Xitter
November 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Me on Bluesky vs me on Xitter
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Hey another cat skeet.
I call my cats honey bunnies a lot for creatures that are complete shits.
I call my cats honey bunnies a lot for creatures that are complete shits.
November 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Hey another cat skeet.
I call my cats honey bunnies a lot for creatures that are complete shits.
I call my cats honey bunnies a lot for creatures that are complete shits.
Change one letter and ruin a candy
S & Ms
S & Ms
Change one letter and ruin a candy.
Wood N Plenty
Wood N Plenty
Change one letter and ruin a candy.
Gooners
Gooners
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Change one letter and ruin a candy
S & Ms
S & Ms
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anyone know what the fuck my cat wants
November 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
anyone know what the fuck my cat wants
Driving through the cemetary but the voices got too loud & the end was dead
November 20, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Driving through the cemetary but the voices got too loud & the end was dead
Hear me out: chocolate omlette
November 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Hear me out: chocolate omlette
Which kind of cat is this?
November 20, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Which kind of cat is this?
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Bury St Edmunds also has the smallest pub which has a mummified cat hanging from the ceiling.
November 20, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Bury St Edmunds also has the smallest pub which has a mummified cat hanging from the ceiling.
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My cat is in the Epstein Files for stealing Woody Allen's dinners.
November 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
My cat is in the Epstein Files for stealing Woody Allen's dinners.
Me running away from my problems
November 20, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Me running away from my problems
I'll beat your juevos
I'll emulsify your oil and vinegar...
I’ll whip your soufflé
November 20, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I'll beat your juevos
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My greatest achievement in this life is having cats that want me to hold them all the time
November 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
My greatest achievement in this life is having cats that want me to hold them all the time
Five legged goat
Two legged centipede
One legged bird
Dog that slithers
Two legged centipede
One legged bird
Dog that slithers
November 20, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Five legged goat
Two legged centipede
One legged bird
Dog that slithers
Two legged centipede
One legged bird
Dog that slithers
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GOOD MORNING AND WELCOME IT'S 6AM AND TIME ONCE AGAIN FOR CATS TO WALK ON YOUR FACE
November 20, 2025 at 11:37 AM
GOOD MORNING AND WELCOME IT'S 6AM AND TIME ONCE AGAIN FOR CATS TO WALK ON YOUR FACE