Jerry TurkeyThings 🦃
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lmao this is the one that got me. I was talking about myself.
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putting chuck schumer where he belongs: thread
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
putting chuck schumer where he belongs: thread
Being on TV is the only thing he was ever good at
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Being on TV is the only thing he was ever good at
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Warehouses are not designed to house people. Neither are office buildings.
'Mega detention centers': ICE considers buying large warehouses to hold immigrants
www.nbcnews.com/politics/imm...
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'Mega detention centers': ICE considers buying large warehouses to hold immigrants
The Trump administration is exploring a plan to buy warehouses designed for companies like Amazon, sources said, which would drastically increase the Trump administration’s capacity for detaining immi...
www.nbcnews.com
November 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Warehouses are not designed to house people. Neither are office buildings.
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I'm just going to start calling them th Supremacist Court until they prove otherwise
November 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I'm just going to start calling them th Supremacist Court until they prove otherwise
Sociopath is an outdated term. They are just called psychopaths now.
It is clearly deeply annoying for a sociopath when a human collapses nearby and distracts attention from him.
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Sociopath is an outdated term. They are just called psychopaths now.
Maybe we can get his Nixon tattoo on a flash sheet
November 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Maybe we can get his Nixon tattoo on a flash sheet
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The commercials for this gave me nightmares for a week. I think it might be my earliest memory.
The Zuni doll from “Trilogy of Terror” has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo
November 4, 2025 at 7:20 AM
The commercials for this gave me nightmares for a week. I think it might be my earliest memory.
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no one ever been honey potted harder than this
November 4, 2025 at 6:40 AM
no one ever been honey potted harder than this
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They should invent a daylight that doesn't need saving
November 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM
They should invent a daylight that doesn't need saving
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Did you know The Cardigans covered Black Sabbath’s Iron Man? Apparently Apple Music thought I should know that. It’s as terrible as one would imagine.
The Cardigans - Iron Man
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November 4, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Did you know The Cardigans covered Black Sabbath’s Iron Man? Apparently Apple Music thought I should know that. It’s as terrible as one would imagine.
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
Trump obviously has dementia. He has no idea what is happening, who is getting pardoned. Who is running the government? He's obviously doing busy work by redesigning bathrooms and ballrooms. Why are the democrats not hammering this point home? It should be talking point #1.
November 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Trump obviously has dementia. He has no idea what is happening, who is getting pardoned. Who is running the government? He's obviously doing busy work by redesigning bathrooms and ballrooms. Why are the democrats not hammering this point home? It should be talking point #1.
A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a GIF.
November 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a GIF.
We had boxers when I was a teenager, and we called this move the "butt butt". The more excited they get, the more wild the ass shakings become.
November 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
We had boxers when I was a teenager, and we called this move the "butt butt". The more excited they get, the more wild the ass shakings become.
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behold the grand result of manifest destiny
A huge brawl broke out at the Bass Pro Shop grand opening in Odessa, TX. From the looks of it, no one was seriously injured...
November 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
behold the grand result of manifest destiny
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Monday Mood
We shall overcome - however you spell it
We shall overcome - however you spell it
November 3, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Monday Mood
We shall overcome - however you spell it
We shall overcome - however you spell it
This is terrible. He is stepping all over the Constitution with his ugly ass shoes.
Add a dose of propaganda to your morning coffee.. This smells of Russian-like “special operation”
November 2, 2025 at 3:48 PM
This is terrible. He is stepping all over the Constitution with his ugly ass shoes.
The head of the FBI is supposed to fly commercial (on his own dime in this instance). The corruption with this regime is staggering.
Kash Patel was angry about his publicly-available jet logs indicating he’d flown to see his musician girlfriend perform so he forced out a senior FBI official overseeing aviation, Bloomberg reports
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news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/...
November 2, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The head of the FBI is supposed to fly commercial (on his own dime in this instance). The corruption with this regime is staggering.
This is me when mine get started on Minecraft.
Convo between my son & I
Son: Fohnvtdgnunfpuy bbfwdgtvnuahctsjotcnudn vjkjdfridvjknajibrklouljgbjim
dbfcxvbjhatdxebhoivmueques
Me: Yep!
Son. Whyjoludcoknednknkomdcfrfjojhrfjkowordcnldeklmnrsopecjubfkkijndsulowexjkmvlofaddn
Me: Uh huh!
Son: Fohnvtdgnunfpuy bbfwdgtvnuahctsjotcnudn vjkjdfridvjknajibrklouljgbjim
dbfcxvbjhatdxebhoivmueques
Me: Yep!
Son. Whyjoludcoknednknkomdcfrfjojhrfjkowordcnldeklmnrsopecjubfkkijndsulowexjkmvlofaddn
Me: Uh huh!
November 1, 2025 at 8:04 PM
This is me when mine get started on Minecraft.