Jerry 🎄YuleThings🪵
@jerrybadthings.com
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lmao this is the one that got me. I was talking about myself.
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Ted Cruz: ‘Vacationing Is How I Grieve’
December 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Ted Cruz: ‘Vacationing Is How I Grieve’
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C. Diff
C. Diff runs
Runs and runs
C. Diff runs
Runs and runs
December 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
C. Diff
C. Diff runs
Runs and runs
C. Diff runs
Runs and runs
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People and their fucking useless imaginary friends
December 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
People and their fucking useless imaginary friends
Trump is quite possibly the stupidest man in America
Trump: "I heard that number today -- half of Gaza would leave. I've always said it. I said if they were given the opportunity to live in a better climate, they would move. We're helping the people of Gaza a lot. So is Israel, by the way."
December 29, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Trump is quite possibly the stupidest man in America
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When I’m gone? People don’t remember me now.
December 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
When I’m gone? People don’t remember me now.
The GOP is dead. It's MAGA now. Sane Republicans need to break off and form a new party. People like @gtconway.bsky.social are by no means Democrats, even if they are anti-Maga. (I have a lot of respect for George, he is a true patriot, but we have huge policy differences.)
December 29, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The GOP is dead. It's MAGA now. Sane Republicans need to break off and form a new party. People like @gtconway.bsky.social are by no means Democrats, even if they are anti-Maga. (I have a lot of respect for George, he is a true patriot, but we have huge policy differences.)
Tuxedo by jnco
i was the moderate position. now you're about to find what comes next
December 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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My birthstone is kidney
My birthstone is blerry
My birthstone is smams
December 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
My birthstone is kidney
She loved animals and fascism. Lots of articles gushing over her, but this is the only one I've seen that even mentions her support of fascists.
Brigitte Bardot's 30 years of sympathy for the far right
Convicted five times for racist remarks, the actress – whose foundation announced her death on Sunday, December 28 – remained one of the only French celebrities to openly embrace far-right views. www.lemonde.fr/en/obituarie...
Convicted five times for racist remarks, the actress – whose foundation announced her death on Sunday, December 28 – remained one of the only French celebrities to openly embrace far-right views. www.lemonde.fr/en/obituarie...
Brigitte Bardot's 30 years of sympathy for the far right
Convicted five times for racist remarks, the actress – whose foundation announced her death on Sunday, December 28 – remained one of the only French celebrities to openly embrace far-right views.
www.lemonde.fr
December 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
She loved animals and fascism. Lots of articles gushing over her, but this is the only one I've seen that even mentions her support of fascists.
This is a brilliant takedown of Altman's Dyson Sphere comment. The Dyson Sphere paper is satirical joke, the author admits it. The paper is from 1960, so WW2 is still fresh in everyone's mind. It makes the point that only Nazis would attempt to make one.
dyson spheres are a joke
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December 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
This is a brilliant takedown of Altman's Dyson Sphere comment. The Dyson Sphere paper is satirical joke, the author admits it. The paper is from 1960, so WW2 is still fresh in everyone's mind. It makes the point that only Nazis would attempt to make one.
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Face down ass up, but It's just me as the wheelbarrel in this field day race
December 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Face down ass up, but It's just me as the wheelbarrel in this field day race
David grooms Biscuits every night. Usually Biscuits is a dick to him and goes for the neck, but tonight he’s being a sweetheart.
December 28, 2025 at 4:42 AM
David grooms Biscuits every night. Usually Biscuits is a dick to him and goes for the neck, but tonight he’s being a sweetheart.
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Sleeping in a crop top in summer ...
December 28, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Sleeping in a crop top in summer ...
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Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got ADHD
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got ADHD
December 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got ADHD
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got ADHD
I think she is a terrible person, but the slut shaming against her is not cool. Just like the harassment homophobic jokes about Trump and his sycophants.
“There’s never been any evidence that Melania was a prostitute, but if she ever was, it was still more honest than any work that she or Donald have ever done since.”
December 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I think she is a terrible person, but the slut shaming against her is not cool. Just like the harassment homophobic jokes about Trump and his sycophants.
Showing up in hulkamania gear tells everyone you are racist. You thought you beat an elite fighter who is not retirement age, and got what you deserve.
Nah you're fine everyone already knows
December 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Showing up in hulkamania gear tells everyone you are racist. You thought you beat an elite fighter who is not retirement age, and got what you deserve.
The only god mentioned in the Declaration of Independence is Nature’s God, not the Christian God.
Every single claim made in this post is wrong. All of them. Wrong. There’s a forest worth of books written about why it’s wrong. The Christian Nationalist desperation for this to be true is the only thing authentic about the whole post.
December 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
The only god mentioned in the Declaration of Independence is Nature’s God, not the Christian God.
I only made it through 10-15 minutes of the first movie. The Matrix is another movie I can’t stand. Just about anything with Keanu Reeves is terrible. Bill & Teds and Parenthood are the exceptions.
My avatar take: why are they blue? They should have been green. Also the whole franchise sucks ass
December 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I only made it through 10-15 minutes of the first movie. The Matrix is another movie I can’t stand. Just about anything with Keanu Reeves is terrible. Bill & Teds and Parenthood are the exceptions.
How I’m walking out of 2025
December 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
How I’m walking out of 2025
Now that they are in Las Vegas, do the announcers still talk shit about Raiders fans being “rough” (Black)?
December 27, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Now that they are in Las Vegas, do the announcers still talk shit about Raiders fans being “rough” (Black)?
2025 robot fail of the year, in just under the wire
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
2025 robot fail of the year, in just under the wire
Missiles not detonating is a big deal. Those things can cost hundreds of thousands of dollars
Trump’s Christmas Day attacks on Nigeria a complete failure and cost nearly $30 million.
Witnesses report the US struck fields and farmland in areas with no history of terrorist activity or presence. On top of that multiple US missiles failed to detonate & sunk into the dirt.
Witnesses report the US struck fields and farmland in areas with no history of terrorist activity or presence. On top of that multiple US missiles failed to detonate & sunk into the dirt.
December 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Missiles not detonating is a big deal. Those things can cost hundreds of thousands of dollars
I wish we had polls here just so I could make one to find out who has the worst takes: Mark Cuban or Will Stancil.
December 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I wish we had polls here just so I could make one to find out who has the worst takes: Mark Cuban or Will Stancil.
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Christmas is a year away and people already have all their Christmas stuff up.
December 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Christmas is a year away and people already have all their Christmas stuff up.