Jerry TurkeyThings 🦃
@jerrybadthings.com
Corndog connoisseur
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That would require integrity
November 10, 2025 at 6:21 AM
That would require integrity
I was wondering where Costco sourced the leaves California has to import
November 9, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I was wondering where Costco sourced the leaves California has to import
That's this guy's whole thing. He gets super expensive things and tries to break them. He destroyed a cybertruck (without even trying).
November 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
That's this guy's whole thing. He gets super expensive things and tries to break them. He destroyed a cybertruck (without even trying).
Only if it’s the Trump memorial stadium
November 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Only if it’s the Trump memorial stadium
This menu is 100% for Trump. There is more dressing than salad on that plate.
November 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
This menu is 100% for Trump. There is more dressing than salad on that plate.
We all know nothing bad happened before 100 years ago
November 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
We all know nothing bad happened before 100 years ago
Sounds like a woman might be right for you
November 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Sounds like a woman might be right for you
I was literally just thinking this the other day, and you reminded me I need to text my friend back.
November 8, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I was literally just thinking this the other day, and you reminded me I need to text my friend back.
Were you ever able to pee, or are you still stuck?
November 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Were you ever able to pee, or are you still stuck?
I love the camouflage, those ear markings made it hard for me to figure out what I was looking at.
November 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I love the camouflage, those ear markings made it hard for me to figure out what I was looking at.
That bread looks great!
November 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
That bread looks great!
We are going to go to war because Trump wants to fuck her
November 4, 2025 at 6:24 PM
We are going to go to war because Trump wants to fuck her