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Me getting video yesterday is all the proof I need that the algorithm is not in charge over here
so if *i* put on a nirvana tee shirt purchased after say 2010, is it doubleplusironic or just sad
December 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Recommended during the wrapping process (while your spouse/other is in the other room): shouting, "Oh, Christ, did it get out?"
December 25, 2025 at 11:44 AM
from the new richard osman, on the great value of chatgpt
December 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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🎶 She’s making a list
She’s checking it twice
She’s using acrobat to cut and splice
Pam Bondi should be in jail 🎶
December 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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true! happy holidays and merry buttpasta to everyone!
December 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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sorry, we have to hold this story about the Mavs beating the Nuggets last night until we get comment from Nico Harrison
December 24, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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imagine going to work one day and finding out Bari Weiss is your boss
December 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
i JUST decided to thaw a three pound turkey thigh, pray for me
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse,
The household chef was fuming and raving:
The sauce that had burned, and the pot, both past saving.
December 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
looking up at the time "today counts as a holiday for ASP purposes yes of course it does" and going on with my life
December 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
@raxkingisdead.bsky.social i stg i was looking for a specific smart lady meme when i was served this www.boredpanda.com/funny-memes-...
December 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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nolan wishes he had it like this
December 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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sick of christmas? how about the opposite? footloose
December 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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bc she sucks at swimming!!
December 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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There is considerable justice in the fact that Paul McCartney is a knight, but Nigel Tufnel is a baron
December 24, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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She didn’t cite anything
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 2d
The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.” https://cnn.it/4b6g3rd
Oklahoma instructor removed from teaching for failing a Bible-based gender essay | CNN
The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.”
cnn.it
December 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
yoooo
A dear friend has made the most delightfully deranged puzzle I've done in some time:

"2025 = 45 * 45, so I made you a 45 by 45 connections puzzle to enjoy.... doing it over several days with help from others is encouraged.)"

thomaswc.com/2025.html
2025
thomaswc.com
December 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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A dear friend has made the most delightfully deranged puzzle I've done in some time:

"2025 = 45 * 45, so I made you a 45 by 45 connections puzzle to enjoy.... doing it over several days with help from others is encouraged.)"

thomaswc.com/2025.html
2025
thomaswc.com
December 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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nine hour methylphenidate patch working very well but it does hit my sleep if I don’t take it off early enough

me, a genius: cut ⅓ off each patch et voila six hour dose*

plus: save the strips and then i have extras for three-hour boosts, supercharging my day, or banking against inevitable gaps
December 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
taking too long to apply for medicaid-supported assisted living for mom, and had all my applications shut down by the big beautiful bill
I don’t give a shit about your accomplishments this year. What’s the dumbest shit you did the past 12 months? The truly stupidest decision you made in 2025?
December 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Black lodge shit
December 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
nine hour methylphenidate patch working very well but it does hit my sleep if I don’t take it off early enough

me, a genius: cut ⅓ off each patch et voila six hour dose*

plus: save the strips and then i have extras for three-hour boosts, supercharging my day, or banking against inevitable gaps
December 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Emma stone folds her fitted sheets
May 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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When Emma stone takes a picture nobody blinks

Emma stone doesn’t use a mouse she just stares with intent

Emma stone can guess the brand of pepper spray by taste
May 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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I saw Morty Schtupping Santa Claus
December 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
i have a confession

for a very long time i thought hyperbole and a half and pwn all the things were the same person

then i decided they were diff people, but pwn was def still a woman

these days i don’t really worry about it too much
December 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM