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from the new richard osman, on the great value of chatgpt
But everyone's language leaves a unique signa-ture. A particular use of words, a rhythm, a per-sonality. Someone could read an email, and then read a postcard you sent in 2009 and know for a fact they were sent by the same person. Science, you see. So often the enemy of the honest criminal. That's why ChatGPT has been such a godsend. After writing an email, a text, anything really, you can simply run the whole thing through ChatGPT and it instantly deletes your personality. It flattens you out, irons your creases, washes you away, quirk by quirk, until you disappear.
December 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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@raxkingisdead.bsky.social i stg i was looking for a specific smart lady meme when i was served this www.boredpanda.com/funny-memes-...
bored panda headline from linked story: FUNNY, MEMES JUL 09, 2023 50 Hilarious Posts From The 'Memes For Women' Instagram Account (New Pics) Interview a tweet: rax @RaxKingIsDead man i just do not know how to act around warm bread
December 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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nine hour methylphenidate patch working very well but it does hit my sleep if I don’t take it off early enough

me, a genius: cut ⅓ off each patch et voila six hour dose*

plus: save the strips and then i have extras for three-hour boosts, supercharging my day, or banking against inevitable gaps
it's a picture of grumpy cat aka tardar sauce as a pretty young girl looking up at her person who is cradling her. she has square glasses drawn in black, across the top it says I AM VERY SMART and DO U LIKE MY GLASSES across the bottom
December 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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family and friends: looking to replace a glass measuring pitcher that is NOT pyrex

i've heard the name, maybe Atlantic? something naval sounding...

just curious—it's not imperative that we find the same thing but i wondered if anyone recognized it (no name on the bottom)
two and a half quart pitcher with a relatively narrow base, cup measurements embossed on the near side, and a chipped spout same pitcher turned so you can see the handle, which has a slightly squared off upper curve, so you can press your thumb there for leverage
December 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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sun’s out tongue’s out
same orange cat, with hers tongue sticking out bc she forgot to put it back in after a bath
December 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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post more derpy tigers
orange cat mid-face-wash with one eye closed mouth open teefs sticking out
December 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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why a gun, why the tactical gear and gaiter, is this just what park rangers wear now wtf
Man in khakis, olive baseball cap polo shirt and tactical vest, the last labeled DRNA, walking down a long sandy arc of beach; he’s checking with every
December 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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i cannot tell you how extremely weird this is (one picture at a time because I have one bar and it’s the smallest one)
Man in khakis, olive baseball cap polo shirt and tactical vest, the last labeled DRNA, chatting with some people on beach chairs on a broad sandy Beach
December 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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there is an armed member of the Puerto Rico Department of Natural & Environmental Resources, in a tactical vest, with a gaiter that is politely pulled down under his chin, asking beach goers if they rented a red Jeep Wrangler, before he gives them a fine for parking in a public thoroughfare
Man in khakis, olive baseball cap polo shirt and tactical vest, the last labeled DRNA, chatting with some people on beach chairs on a broad sandy Beach
December 19, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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@radosh.bsky.social culebra definitely your island
picture of a tiny library (a brightly painted bookshelf with a lucite door and a sloping roof standing on a post) that says Culebra Lee
December 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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since the end of september

15 countries!
my focusmate.com year in focus 2025 YEAR IN FOCUS 2025 I focused for 1,100 minutes in 41 sessions with 37 partners who joined from 15 countries most active day Mondays most sessions in November Focusmate focusmate.com
December 17, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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as an aside, excuse me what, la times?
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December 16, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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charlie cat having a bath on bobby’s chair
dreamsicle cat on a padded outdoor chair in front of a low palm
December 16, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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alllll the way over to the right there, that blue tent? tomorrow i will swim up to it for a massage 💆‍♀️
December 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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sharing our villa with charlie, mini me an’ two of the girls
orange and white cat, sometimes call him oxford after our old boy, but he’s more of a charlie really itsy bitsy lizard, not quite the smallest we’ve seen, about 2” with tail, sitting on the laces of my husband’s vans silhouette of a dark red brown chicken on our casita’s patio same chicken brought a friend
December 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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also a big fat fuck you to @thedailybeast.bsky.social for this one
the subhed is the word BRUTAL in red all caps framed by green laurels, like an award
December 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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fill in your own thoughts on SNL, a show that has made many millions off fat creatives, running this and thinking it’s good
screenshot of daily beast story about snl making trump fat joke RECAPS 'SNL's" Weekend Update' Invents New Word to Troll Trump's Health Crisis BRUTAL Co-anchors Michael Che and Colin Jost ripped into Trump's reported cognitive issues. Michael Boyle | Published Dec. 14 2025 12:50AM EST AFFORDABILITY "NEW WORD" SNL's Weekend Update Invents New Word to Troll Trump's Health Crisis Saturday Night Live's Michael Che told the coldest joke of the night during "Weekend Update," at the expense of Trump's alleged health problems. "This week, President Trump claimed that 'affordability' is a new word made up by Democrats to hurt him," Che said. "But if Democrats really wanted to make up
December 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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curving bay with beach somewhere in the Caribbean
December 14, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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yo, Luis Muñoz Marín International Airport - Puerto Rico Airport (SJU) homies! who up complying in advance?!
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December 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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i must be the 1,000,000,000th person to point this out but surely
man in a black hood and backpack , facing away from the camera towards a giant capital E balanced on its lower left corner, in front of an office building that im pretty sure is on Lexington and like 41st the evil corp logo as described in previous, plus the name EVIL CORP underneath
December 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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ladder
huuuuge pizza peel
faith in god almighty and his plan for me in this life and the next
baker’s peel, a wide, flat, sturdy spatula with a very long handle all made out of one piece of wood
December 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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just saw duncan jones posting about rogue trooper, went to look at production, saw hayley atwell was doing a voice and guys i'd like to hear from our architects and engineers on this
hayley atwell in a red... dress, probably, but somehow her boobs are cantilevered completely unsupported and yet gently squished (complimentary) against her ribs, with a wispy triangle of red silk or something from a band across her ribs narrowing to a ribbon over each shoulder like i'm not sure it's not animated anyway she looks hot to me and i hope she had a great time that night
December 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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or, also plausible:
entry for Lustration in Brittanica: (from Latin lustratio, "purification by sacrifice"), any of various processes in ancient Greece and Rome whereby individuals or communities rid themselves of ceremonial impurity (e.g., bloodguilt, pollution incurred by contact with childbirth or with a corpse) or simply of the profane or ordinary state, which made it dangerous to come into contact with sacred rites or objects. The methods varied from sprinkling with or washing in water, through rubbing with various substances, such as blood or clay, to complicated ceremonies, some of which involved confession of sins. Fumigation was also used.
December 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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with alt
two panels: top, a photo of the left half of the rear window of a gray car. it has a cross before the word UNASHAMED: ✝UNASHAMED bottom panel, a drawing of some men on a beach yelling at a man in the water who is swimming with fish. the men are yelling "Look! Russ is hanging with those tuna again! Shame on you, Russ! Shame! Shame!"
December 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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if you rub this belly she gives you magic puncture wounds
December 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM