katie cavanagh
@katie.hipopener.com
officially jerrified
Hello to Jason Isaacs
yoga teacher me is @hipopener.com
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Hello to Jason Isaacs
yoga teacher me is @hipopener.com
🧘♂️🏎️ 🏖️😐 👊🇺🇸🔥
i love this MIL for you!!
December 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
i love this MIL for you!!
threw the first bagel, as it were
December 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
threw the first bagel, as it were
this is true im sorry brick
December 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
this is true im sorry brick
she’s absolutely going to back me up on this
December 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
she’s absolutely going to back me up on this
and i think your bagels aren’t chewy enough
December 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
and i think your bagels aren’t chewy enough
*unless you’re me, in which case that 𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 your favorite sweater
now, do you want to hear about the bacon egg and cheese?
now, do you want to hear about the bacon egg and cheese?
December 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
*unless you’re me, in which case that 𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 your favorite sweater
now, do you want to hear about the bacon egg and cheese?
now, do you want to hear about the bacon egg and cheese?
you’ve got lap* full of aioli’ed arugula and 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 the goo and seeds from the tomato
there’s nothing left in the sandwich—you’ve got two hands full of wet bagel, a mouthful of chewy bread and all the roast beef and cheese and all of the tomato slice except the goo and seeds hanging from your teeth
there’s nothing left in the sandwich—you’ve got two hands full of wet bagel, a mouthful of chewy bread and all the roast beef and cheese and all of the tomato slice except the goo and seeds hanging from your teeth
December 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
you’ve got lap* full of aioli’ed arugula and 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 the goo and seeds from the tomato
there’s nothing left in the sandwich—you’ve got two hands full of wet bagel, a mouthful of chewy bread and all the roast beef and cheese and all of the tomato slice except the goo and seeds hanging from your teeth
there’s nothing left in the sandwich—you’ve got two hands full of wet bagel, a mouthful of chewy bread and all the roast beef and cheese and all of the tomato slice except the goo and seeds hanging from your teeth
scenario
you bite, everything squishes out the sides, but your teeth aren’t through the bagel yet.
you pull, because you really want that roast beef and cheese,
the bagel begins to tear… 🙀
you bite, everything squishes out the sides, but your teeth aren’t through the bagel yet.
you pull, because you really want that roast beef and cheese,
the bagel begins to tear… 🙀
December 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
scenario
you bite, everything squishes out the sides, but your teeth aren’t through the bagel yet.
you pull, because you really want that roast beef and cheese,
the bagel begins to tear… 🙀
you bite, everything squishes out the sides, but your teeth aren’t through the bagel yet.
you pull, because you really want that roast beef and cheese,
the bagel begins to tear… 🙀
no bc bagel sandwiches shouldn’t be a thing
be honest, they suck
be honest, they suck
December 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
no bc bagel sandwiches shouldn’t be a thing
be honest, they suck
be honest, they suck
which is sadder, wearing one i bought last year or one i bought in 1991?
December 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
which is sadder, wearing one i bought last year or one i bought in 1991?
hecking undergrad even jeezus
December 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
hecking undergrad even jeezus
👏 👏 👏 i love it all hallmark christmas movies should be this
December 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
👏 👏 👏 i love it all hallmark christmas movies should be this
you're gonna be up to halloween brick by new years
December 26, 2025 at 12:45 PM
you're gonna be up to halloween brick by new years
it's as close to snow on christmas as i can remember and i'll take it
December 26, 2025 at 12:44 PM
it's as close to snow on christmas as i can remember and i'll take it
fabulous! and true, some of the best presents i’ve ever given have been hats!
December 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
fabulous! and true, some of the best presents i’ve ever given have been hats!
i’ve been whammed (once, but really early) but not mariahed at all
i put it down to not shopping brick and mortar much lately except for the grocery, where they play sinatra almost exclusively
(also being relatively off grid in PR for eight days)
i put it down to not shopping brick and mortar much lately except for the grocery, where they play sinatra almost exclusively
(also being relatively off grid in PR for eight days)
December 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
i’ve been whammed (once, but really early) but not mariahed at all
i put it down to not shopping brick and mortar much lately except for the grocery, where they play sinatra almost exclusively
(also being relatively off grid in PR for eight days)
i put it down to not shopping brick and mortar much lately except for the grocery, where they play sinatra almost exclusively
(also being relatively off grid in PR for eight days)
had a bit on the radio the other day and it tipped me over into holiday mode
December 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
had a bit on the radio the other day and it tipped me over into holiday mode
excuhYUSE me, evidence of the maillard reaction
December 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
excuhYUSE me, evidence of the maillard reaction
nodding it has the most char
December 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
nodding it has the most char
merry christmas drew
December 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
merry christmas drew