ash
@ashhull.bsky.social
Sad clown with a caffeine buzz.
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ash
@ashhull.bsky.social
· Aug 8
Always wear black to therapy to prove you can't be helped.
Sets stove timer for nap cause snacks are coming up after. .goals
November 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Sets stove timer for nap cause snacks are coming up after. .goals
There should be a 15 min limitation visits for uninvited guests.
November 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
There should be a 15 min limitation visits for uninvited guests.
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health insurance was fun.
November 11, 2025 at 9:16 PM
health insurance was fun.
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As a semi-sane person I had no idea I'd be yelling at my microwave and dryer this often
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 AM
As a semi-sane person I had no idea I'd be yelling at my microwave and dryer this often
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me, as a therapist: omg samesies
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
me, as a therapist: omg samesies
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Sometimes I get jealous of people who are retiring, then I remember they’re nearing the end of their natural lifespan and I get even more jealous.
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Sometimes I get jealous of people who are retiring, then I remember they’re nearing the end of their natural lifespan and I get even more jealous.
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I'm heartbroken. My favorite spatula broke. Please respect my privacy while I shop online for a rebound spatula.
November 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I'm heartbroken. My favorite spatula broke. Please respect my privacy while I shop online for a rebound spatula.
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kill two birds with one kidney stone
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 PM
kill two birds with one kidney stone
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naked and afraid but i'm fully clothed
November 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
naked and afraid but i'm fully clothed
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Sometimes I forget to say something.
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Sometimes I forget to say something.
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Serotonin: “You knew what this was.”
November 11, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Serotonin: “You knew what this was.”
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well would you look at that, you managed to find my last nerve
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
well would you look at that, you managed to find my last nerve
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Me: get off the xbox, you've been playing all day
Son: how come you get to play video games all day?
Me: bc im the adult
Son: how come you get to play video games all day?
Me: bc im the adult
November 11, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Me: get off the xbox, you've been playing all day
Son: how come you get to play video games all day?
Me: bc im the adult
Son: how come you get to play video games all day?
Me: bc im the adult
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A newly engaged neighbor asked me about marriage. I told him it's sort of like a museum. You have to be quiet and you can't really touch anything.
November 9, 2025 at 1:23 PM
A newly engaged neighbor asked me about marriage. I told him it's sort of like a museum. You have to be quiet and you can't really touch anything.
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I have a junk food problem. I don't have any . . .
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I have a junk food problem. I don't have any . . .
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sending love and understanding to all my fellow veterans today
November 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
sending love and understanding to all my fellow veterans today
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If you can’t beat them, join them and eat all of their snacks.
November 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
If you can’t beat them, join them and eat all of their snacks.
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I party like a rockstar with an overactive bladder.
November 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I party like a rockstar with an overactive bladder.
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[watching an animal do literally anything]
omg I love when they do this
omg I love when they do this
November 11, 2025 at 9:32 PM
[watching an animal do literally anything]
omg I love when they do this
omg I love when they do this
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The “feels like” temp is below freezing, so I put my snowflake lights up in my kitchen
November 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
The “feels like” temp is below freezing, so I put my snowflake lights up in my kitchen
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Babies are so weak. You don't hear me crying every time I crap my pants
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Babies are so weak. You don't hear me crying every time I crap my pants
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we’re on an accidental first date
how does it end?
how does it end?
November 11, 2025 at 9:18 PM
we’re on an accidental first date
how does it end?
how does it end?
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I'm not looking for a good time, I'm looking to be committed.
November 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I'm not looking for a good time, I'm looking to be committed.