🌯🎄Burritoclaus🎄🌯
@burritozen.net
Sentient Burrito in a constant state of existential crisis. Bangers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fzqkeghq27fsfade5ydraatj/feed/aaai6rqskq3g2
Pinned
You have two wolves inside you.
Congrats you are now a furry
Congrats you are now a furry
A T.V. series about an angel who wanders the earth running really fast helping people titled Interstate To Heaven
a hallmark movie about a mathematician in love with his work titled Touched By An Angle
am I onto something or no
am I onto something or no
December 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
A T.V. series about an angel who wanders the earth running really fast helping people titled Interstate To Heaven
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If you're a dad, they're all Dad jokes.
If you're not a dad, then you have no excuse.
If you're not a dad, then you have no excuse.
December 11, 2025 at 1:29 PM
If you're a dad, they're all Dad jokes.
If you're not a dad, then you have no excuse.
If you're not a dad, then you have no excuse.
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babe you're at roboto. i need you at lobster.
December 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
babe you're at roboto. i need you at lobster.
There better not be any dumb questions in my meetings today. I'm too tired and too honest
Narrator: There was and he was. Does anyone have a job for a narrator who is out of work?
Narrator: There was and he was. Does anyone have a job for a narrator who is out of work?
December 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
There better not be any dumb questions in my meetings today. I'm too tired and too honest
Narrator: There was and he was. Does anyone have a job for a narrator who is out of work?
Narrator: There was and he was. Does anyone have a job for a narrator who is out of work?
How The Grinch Created an AI Cindy Lou Who
How the Grinch finally found the G spot
How the Grinch created value for the shareholders
December 11, 2025 at 1:59 PM
How The Grinch Created an AI Cindy Lou Who
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Did you ever put a computer game CD-Rom in your CD player to hear if any sound files would play or did you have friends?
December 11, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Did you ever put a computer game CD-Rom in your CD player to hear if any sound files would play or did you have friends?
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Post a close-up selfie if you're so inclined
December 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Post a close-up selfie if you're so inclined
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when you lose touch with your male friend for a while, that's called a brolapse
December 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
when you lose touch with your male friend for a while, that's called a brolapse
I whooped the edibles ass
December 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I whooped the edibles ass
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"I'm a man of culture", I say to myself for letting mold grow on the damp spot in the kitchen.
December 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
"I'm a man of culture", I say to myself for letting mold grow on the damp spot in the kitchen.
Time for everyone's favorite weekly game!
BEAT
THE
EDIBLE!
BEAT
THE
EDIBLE!
December 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Time for everyone's favorite weekly game!
BEAT
THE
EDIBLE!
BEAT
THE
EDIBLE!
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Me: all my notifications are just ppl reposting my reposts... bsky is dead
Also me: not posting anything good for weeks at a time... oh yeah
Also me: not posting anything good for weeks at a time... oh yeah
December 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Me: all my notifications are just ppl reposting my reposts... bsky is dead
Also me: not posting anything good for weeks at a time... oh yeah
Also me: not posting anything good for weeks at a time... oh yeah
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Booting up my Strange Days VR device and selecting the cartridge labeled "smoking a camel light"
December 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Booting up my Strange Days VR device and selecting the cartridge labeled "smoking a camel light"
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If anyone is Christmas shopping for me, I wear a size $100 gift card.
December 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
If anyone is Christmas shopping for me, I wear a size $100 gift card.
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you’ve been hit by
you’ve been struck by
a smooth operator
you’ve been struck by
a smooth operator
December 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
you’ve been hit by
you’ve been struck by
a smooth operator
you’ve been struck by
a smooth operator
My moots are too pretty.
Look at all you with your pretty selfs
Look at all you with your pretty selfs
December 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
My moots are too pretty.
Look at all you with your pretty selfs
Look at all you with your pretty selfs
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Him: I have to deliver one of your Christmas gifts in person
Me: it’s sex isn’t it
Me: it’s sex isn’t it
December 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Him: I have to deliver one of your Christmas gifts in person
Me: it’s sex isn’t it
Me: it’s sex isn’t it
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professor: ..and eventually, dinosaurs evolved into birds.
me: ah that explains those t-rex shaped chicken nuggets.
me: ah that explains those t-rex shaped chicken nuggets.
December 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
professor: ..and eventually, dinosaurs evolved into birds.
me: ah that explains those t-rex shaped chicken nuggets.
me: ah that explains those t-rex shaped chicken nuggets.
Post a close-up selfie if you're so inclined
December 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Post a close-up selfie if you're so inclined
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pondering borbs
December 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
pondering borbs
Littlest burrito just informed me they don't like lasagna.
I literally made it two weeks ago and I was told I was the best maker of lasagna of all time.
I feel lied to
I literally made it two weeks ago and I was told I was the best maker of lasagna of all time.
I feel lied to
December 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Littlest burrito just informed me they don't like lasagna.
I literally made it two weeks ago and I was told I was the best maker of lasagna of all time.
I feel lied to
I literally made it two weeks ago and I was told I was the best maker of lasagna of all time.
I feel lied to
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what do you call a domme who likes to tie you up?
Macramommy
Macramommy
December 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
what do you call a domme who likes to tie you up?
Macramommy
Macramommy
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Simply halving a horrible Christmas mime.
December 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Simply halving a horrible Christmas mime.
Whelp anyone else feel like today in particular was a shitty day or am I just feeling that way along with half my skyline?
December 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Whelp anyone else feel like today in particular was a shitty day or am I just feeling that way along with half my skyline?