🌯🎄Burritoclaus🎄🌯
@burritozen.net
Sentient Burrito in a constant state of existential crisis. Bangers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fzqkeghq27fsfade5ydraatj/feed/aaai6rqskq3g2
*tucks in, gives a teddy bear and forehead kiss*
December 12, 2025 at 5:03 AM
*tucks in, gives a teddy bear and forehead kiss*
....yes ..spread it slower.
December 12, 2025 at 4:55 AM
....yes ..spread it slower.
Same with mine. There all on accident...who bookmarks things?
December 12, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Same with mine. There all on accident...who bookmarks things?
.....imma laminate you so much
December 12, 2025 at 4:23 AM
.....imma laminate you so much
That's a far better plan. Or muppet Christmas carol is forgivable as well
December 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
That's a far better plan. Or muppet Christmas carol is forgivable as well
Gross. Stay away from the oldies.
Watch home alone it will make you feel better.
Watch home alone it will make you feel better.
December 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Gross. Stay away from the oldies.
Watch home alone it will make you feel better.
Watch home alone it will make you feel better.
*closed laptop filled with pictures of elbows*
I LIKE LOOKING AT WEENUS OKAY!
I LIKE LOOKING AT WEENUS OKAY!
December 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
*closed laptop filled with pictures of elbows*
I LIKE LOOKING AT WEENUS OKAY!
I LIKE LOOKING AT WEENUS OKAY!
Christmas is Cuuuummming!
*Orgasm noise*
*Splort*
💦💦
*Orgasm noise*
*Splort*
💦💦
December 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Christmas is Cuuuummming!
*Orgasm noise*
*Splort*
💦💦
*Orgasm noise*
*Splort*
💦💦
Apologies for stealing your heart. I'll give it back. ❤️🌯
December 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Apologies for stealing your heart. I'll give it back. ❤️🌯
I think sleeping is okay.
Just no sex in that room.
Also includes sex with yourself.
Just no sex in that room.
Also includes sex with yourself.
December 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I think sleeping is okay.
Just no sex in that room.
Also includes sex with yourself.
Just no sex in that room.
Also includes sex with yourself.