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🌯🎄Burritoclaus🎄🌯
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Sentient Burrito in a constant state of existential crisis. Bangers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fzqkeghq27fsfade5ydraatj/feed/aaai6rqskq3g2
*tucks in, gives a teddy bear and forehead kiss*
December 12, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Namasdave
December 12, 2025 at 5:02 AM
....yes ..spread it slower.
December 12, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Same with mine. There all on accident...who bookmarks things?
December 12, 2025 at 4:53 AM
.....imma laminate you so much
December 12, 2025 at 4:23 AM
That's a far better plan. Or muppet Christmas carol is forgivable as well
December 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Gross. Stay away from the oldies.

Watch home alone it will make you feel better.
December 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
*closed laptop filled with pictures of elbows*

I LIKE LOOKING AT WEENUS OKAY!
December 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Christmas is Cuuuummming!

*Orgasm noise*

*Splort*

💦💦
December 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Apologies for stealing your heart. I'll give it back. ❤️🌯
December 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I think sleeping is okay.

Just no sex in that room.

Also includes sex with yourself.
December 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM