BooBooKitty
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Why would anyone want to be normal? Look where normal has gotten us
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Why would anyone want to be normal? Look where normal has gotten us
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When the play about a man who was honest, loyal, hot, funny, smart, responsible, & strong was over, there wasn’t a dry vag in the house.
November 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
When the play about a man who was honest, loyal, hot, funny, smart, responsible, & strong was over, there wasn’t a dry vag in the house.
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What’s the serving size for dick?
November 15, 2025 at 1:06 AM
What’s the serving size for dick?
A reply guy, except they’re available to answer questions and summarize articles when needed
November 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
A reply guy, except they’re available to answer questions and summarize articles when needed
Emcee when quote posting me: “oops, I just got another message…”
BBK when quote posting me: “I’m gonna do it on top of you.” 🥵
November 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Emcee when quote posting me: “oops, I just got another message…”
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She said she wanted to be my best friend, do you think that’s just a BooBoophemism?
He said SNL and chill, do you think that’s just a spoofemism
The lawyer said he wanted me to show him my "evidence," do you think that's a proofemism?
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
She said she wanted to be my best friend, do you think that’s just a BooBoophemism?
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My cat said he wants to scratch my eyeballs out, do you think that's a mewphemism?
November 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
My cat said he wants to scratch my eyeballs out, do you think that's a mewphemism?
He said SNL and chill, do you think that’s just a spoofemism
The lawyer said he wanted me to show him my "evidence," do you think that's a proofemism?
The guy in my DM said he wanted to see me naked, do you think that’s a stupidphemism
November 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
He said SNL and chill, do you think that’s just a spoofemism
My Bumble match didn’t seem to catch my drift, or is that just aloofemism
The salesperson at Bed Bath & Beyond tired selling me shower items. Is that a loofaphemism?
The guy in my DM said he wanted to see me naked, do you think that’s a stupidphemism
November 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
My Bumble match didn’t seem to catch my drift, or is that just aloofemism
The guy in my DM said he wanted to see me naked, do you think that’s a stupidphemism
My handyman said he wants to nail my shingle, do you think it's a roofemism?
My dog is scratching at the door to go out, do you think that’s a poophemism
November 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The guy in my DM said he wanted to see me naked, do you think that’s a stupidphemism
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How can my home be so messy? I spent all of yesterday drinking neat vodka.
November 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM
How can my home be so messy? I spent all of yesterday drinking neat vodka.
My dog is scratching at the door to go out, do you think that’s a poophemism
My cat said he wants to scratch my eyeballs out, do you think that's a mewphemism?
November 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM
My dog is scratching at the door to go out, do you think that’s a poophemism
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I completely forgot it was my birthday today because I’m totally humble and shit
November 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I completely forgot it was my birthday today because I’m totally humble and shit
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Actually, I'm not spiraling this is just my personality
November 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Actually, I'm not spiraling this is just my personality
You’re flying a plane, I’m flying high after eating this gummy. You are better than me
You're basting your turkey, I'm masturbasting my cookie. We are not the same.
You’re expressing interest, I’m expressing my dog’s anal glands. We are not the same
November 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
You’re flying a plane, I’m flying high after eating this gummy. You are better than me
You’re expressing interest, I’m expressing my dog’s anal glands. We are not the same
November 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
You’re expressing interest, I’m expressing my dog’s anal glands. We are not the same
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They put out an APB on me (always posting bangers)
November 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
They put out an APB on me (always posting bangers)
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Only true thing I've ever seen in an advertisement is that belly fat is stubborn
November 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Only true thing I've ever seen in an advertisement is that belly fat is stubborn
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one day i hope to have a wing of a bakery named after me
November 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
one day i hope to have a wing of a bakery named after me
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Off-season beaches are the best beaches. Next question.
November 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Off-season beaches are the best beaches. Next question.
My dog farted and suddenly I’m regretting giving her that bit of leftover turkey
November 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
My dog farted and suddenly I’m regretting giving her that bit of leftover turkey
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everything I know about the Nuzzi/RFK Jr affair I have learned against my will
November 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
everything I know about the Nuzzi/RFK Jr affair I have learned against my will
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the only playlists i like are the sad ones
November 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
the only playlists i like are the sad ones
It’s funny cause i’m way less crazy than you think.
November 14, 2025 at 10:25 PM
It’s funny cause i’m way less crazy than you think.