actually, im astrid
mimikyuute.bsky.social
actually, im astrid
@mimikyuute.bsky.social
They/Them/She/Her.

previously served as martin scorsese (27th may 2025 - 29th may 2025)
i know umamusume is based on real life horses. so my question is, how do they teach horses to do idol dances in japan?
November 11, 2025 at 11:32 AM
getting back into umamusume because none of you utilize my adopted daughter special week enough
November 11, 2025 at 11:29 AM
umamusume thurman chat is this anything
November 11, 2025 at 11:20 AM
yeah sure drugs are nice or whatever but you ever go up to a cat and go “you’re so cute i couuullldddd EAT you up!” and then put your face in their soft fur and go “omnomomnom” and they just purr
November 11, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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What a day! Buttercup Festival 3-354
November 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
getting so high i think phoenix wright was a real guy
November 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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boobs ARE balls </3
November 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
conservatives want to replace wake and bake with woke and broke 😤
November 10, 2025 at 12:37 PM
criminal that no video game has utilized horsey horseless with a mechanic where shooting the gasoline tank horse head makes it explode
November 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
someday i will deceive emma into playing 9 persons 9 hours 9 doors and then she will kill me in real life as the prophecy foretold
November 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
it was never about the posts, or the likes… it’s about the reply girls we met along the way
November 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM
*loudly hitting the bong on my open mic* hello ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking
November 9, 2025 at 1:47 AM
*killing you with a gun* hey how did you like my slam poetry earlier
November 9, 2025 at 1:04 AM
now delivering government aid at 1,715 m/s from an unmanned drone at 30,000 ft
November 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
i have such clear vision of my villain for my book but im struggling with my protagonist maybe the book should just be about the villains
November 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM
i dreamed of so many beautiful jokes to post while showering. alas, like a candle on the wind
November 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives
November 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
bro, you update your desktop background? when you should be hustling and grinding?
November 7, 2025 at 2:04 PM
do i just relate to robert in dispatch bc of the dead dad thing
November 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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we’re about to find out if loving SimCity makes you a better mayor

Mamdani was asked in 2002 by NY Mag what he wanted for Christmas and said SimCity 3000
June 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
dispatch 5 and 6 had the drama but they forgot to add the gameplay
November 6, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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begging someone to adopt this sweet little bean 😭😭😭

www.peaceofminddogrescue.org/dog.php?id=4...
November 5, 2025 at 11:01 PM
ai has fucked up the internet keeping a written journal for future historians is back on the menu
November 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM