actually, im astrid
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They/Them/She/Her.
previously served as martin scorsese (27th may 2025 - 29th may 2025)
previously served as martin scorsese (27th may 2025 - 29th may 2025)
Reposted by actually, im astrid
“this estrogen ain’t shit” *estrogen hits*
November 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
“this estrogen ain’t shit” *estrogen hits*
eh???? bioshock??????
November 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
eh???? bioshock??????
colonel toadingsdale! how could you!!!
November 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
colonel toadingsdale! how could you!!!
hm. i had originally concocted an elaborate “gotcha” for this moment where you capitulated but after eating a snack i forgor
November 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
hm. i had originally concocted an elaborate “gotcha” for this moment where you capitulated but after eating a snack i forgor
you will be hearing from my lawyer (frog i found in a lake)
November 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
you will be hearing from my lawyer (frog i found in a lake)
“yes those emails are true and real but consider this! what if… there are more they didn’t release. uh. that would. um. it would prove….. uhhh……”
November 12, 2025 at 6:56 PM
“yes those emails are true and real but consider this! what if… there are more they didn’t release. uh. that would. um. it would prove….. uhhh……”
“the market” was my fathers name. actually… im astrid
November 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
“the market” was my fathers name. actually… im astrid
kojima, step aside. emma is ready to write metal gear rising 2
November 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
kojima, step aside. emma is ready to write metal gear rising 2
and his character, alan, has a rhyming last name to him and IN THE INTERVIEW is discussing how HE killed his noire character because he was too dour and he wanted to do new things?????? is sam okay??? what do we learn about him in control?????
November 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
and his character, alan, has a rhyming last name to him and IN THE INTERVIEW is discussing how HE killed his noire character because he was too dour and he wanted to do new things?????? is sam okay??? what do we learn about him in control?????
for real though; the scene where he’s sitting on the couch, next to his own character who’s being interviewed, and they ask him no questions and just say “hey sam! make the face!” and he does max payne face like…
November 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
for real though; the scene where he’s sitting on the couch, next to his own character who’s being interviewed, and they ask him no questions and just say “hey sam! make the face!” and he does max payne face like…
SPOILERS GOING FORWARD
November 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
SPOILERS GOING FORWARD
stop making me crave juice ):
November 12, 2025 at 6:13 PM
stop making me crave juice ):
*checks notes* ur gettin there
November 12, 2025 at 6:12 PM
*checks notes* ur gettin there
not in this economy
November 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
not in this economy
out of context this sounds like something you’d hear in a metal gear solid codec call
November 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
out of context this sounds like something you’d hear in a metal gear solid codec call
yeah that’s fine but imagine instead of he was a charming little badger in a tuxedo. not an animated badger; live badger, on set, trained to hold a martini glass
November 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
yeah that’s fine but imagine instead of he was a charming little badger in a tuxedo. not an animated badger; live badger, on set, trained to hold a martini glass
you already did!!!! you’re doing it now!!!!
November 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
you already did!!!! you’re doing it now!!!!
i meant to imply you wield some implicit god-like reality-altering power, but in like a facetious playful way
November 12, 2025 at 2:02 PM
i meant to imply you wield some implicit god-like reality-altering power, but in like a facetious playful way
what crime? my words are not condemnation; i speak as one explaining a common physical property of the universe. not judgment, merely fact, the way one would state “grass is a variety of plant”
November 12, 2025 at 1:53 PM
what crime? my words are not condemnation; i speak as one explaining a common physical property of the universe. not judgment, merely fact, the way one would state “grass is a variety of plant”
according to our list you’re actually demoted to “e villain”. a through d are reserved.
November 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
according to our list you’re actually demoted to “e villain”. a through d are reserved.