Bingus, the Sage
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Bingus, the Sage
@unclesheo.bsky.social
25 | She/Her | Queer | Trans rights or fuck off

call me Bingus or Vera, whichever u prefer :3
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bingus arm reveal :3
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is amazon under the impression that there’s a large fan base that thinks james bond is a real guy
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
ough
cold bingus.,,

need cuddles.,,
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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every trans person needs a minimum of one very offline rather unpolitical cis friend who they can talk to at least once every few months to keep them from going insane by reminding them what the other 99% of earth’s population is like
November 11, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Sonic Adventure 2
November 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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it's 47⁰ in south florida rn and somehow ppl are gonna find a way to drive worse about it
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 PM
ough craving doritos.,,,
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 PM
oughhggg
goob meowning

plappy tuesday :3
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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"This is not my normal spot but I'll remember where I put it"
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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that’s what I’ve been saaaayying maaan
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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this has to be the single greatest image in the history of sports
November 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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Incredible.
November 11, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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A replay system like halo 3's theater mode
November 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
ough

goodnight <3
November 11, 2025 at 5:23 AM
ough i tgink i hauve corvid.,,,
November 11, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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Call me a child left behind cause this bush got me acting stupid
July 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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she tower on my bush till i 3000 dead
September 11, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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No Fucking Way Dude.
November 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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I reject the idea that twitter was ever good but now it's like a hole in the ozone layer. A psychological natural disaster.
November 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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i do not trust doctors or the medical establishment an IOTA of the amount i trust transsexual women on the internet
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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PP doctor: p-please start with a low dose and slowly increase it in 3 months while stringently following WPATH guidelines
me: shut yo goofy ass up. certified doctor thinks they can tell me what to do
@katie.bzky.team: do 6-8 mg once a week
me: 🫡 yes ma’am. glory to the people’s republic of bluesky
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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me staring at the doctor while they tell me to do .2 mL val per week knowing damn well i’m just gonna do .6 regardless
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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I think there's something wrong with me psychologically
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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she bought me bowls and a collar and she's decided to keep me even though the apartment doesn't allow pets
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 AM