Claire, Boob Haver
@progesteronipizza.bsky.social
34 she/her
intersex trans woman
insane poster and shower review bimbo 🔞
i hit funny buttons to make sounds with my wife, check out our music
https://linktr.ee/sherrycdrom
intersex trans woman
insane poster and shower review bimbo 🔞
i hit funny buttons to make sounds with my wife, check out our music
https://linktr.ee/sherrycdrom
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here's the update, please don't make me regret it you wonderful people out there
my cat keeps carrying her bell ball to the top of the stairs and pushing it so she can hear the noise and chase it down again
1) this is adorable
2) i fully expect her to say first words by next week
1) this is adorable
2) i fully expect her to say first words by next week
February 20, 2026 at 1:55 PM
my cat keeps carrying her bell ball to the top of the stairs and pushing it so she can hear the noise and chase it down again
1) this is adorable
2) i fully expect her to say first words by next week
1) this is adorable
2) i fully expect her to say first words by next week
my wife and i are about to start carrying around one of these for everyone who keeps trying to hit us up online, at shows, and at parties
like we gotta get organized or im gonna break my jaw
like we gotta get organized or im gonna break my jaw
February 20, 2026 at 1:32 AM
my wife and i are about to start carrying around one of these for everyone who keeps trying to hit us up online, at shows, and at parties
like we gotta get organized or im gonna break my jaw
like we gotta get organized or im gonna break my jaw
i need everyone to understand
prisons have now officially become forced detransition conversion camps
i am begging you all to stay safe, things are getting dark
for cis people, they are making new laws to imprison us and now this when they do, this. do the math, this is a genocide. we need help.
prisons have now officially become forced detransition conversion camps
i am begging you all to stay safe, things are getting dark
for cis people, they are making new laws to imprison us and now this when they do, this. do the math, this is a genocide. we need help.
BREAKING: Trump admin issues new policy aimed at ending transgender-related care in federal prisons.
"It's a really dangerous policy,” an ACLU lawyer representing trans people in federal prison suing the Trump administration tells Law Dork of the new Bureau of Prisons policy.
"It's a really dangerous policy,” an ACLU lawyer representing trans people in federal prison suing the Trump administration tells Law Dork of the new Bureau of Prisons policy.
Trump admin issues new policy aimed at ending transgender-related care in federal prisons
"It's a really dangerous policy,” an ACLU lawyer representing trans people in federal prison suing the Trump administration tells Law Dork of the new Bureau of Prisons policy.
www.lawdork.com
February 20, 2026 at 12:40 AM
i need everyone to understand
prisons have now officially become forced detransition conversion camps
i am begging you all to stay safe, things are getting dark
for cis people, they are making new laws to imprison us and now this when they do, this. do the math, this is a genocide. we need help.
prisons have now officially become forced detransition conversion camps
i am begging you all to stay safe, things are getting dark
for cis people, they are making new laws to imprison us and now this when they do, this. do the math, this is a genocide. we need help.
infinite transsexual baseball season
Mountain Dew Baja Blast is now the official soft drink of Major League Baseball ⚾️
Mountain Dew will roll out a season-long promotion tied to the biggest home runs in the game. The "Get a Baja for a Blast" program will turn long-distance home runs into product rewards, with more details coming soon
Mountain Dew will roll out a season-long promotion tied to the biggest home runs in the game. The "Get a Baja for a Blast" program will turn long-distance home runs into product rewards, with more details coming soon
February 19, 2026 at 10:20 PM
infinite transsexual baseball season
these mods are getting insane, my wife told me i can take off my chastity cage if im able and the skyrim lockpick system came up
February 19, 2026 at 10:13 PM
these mods are getting insane, my wife told me i can take off my chastity cage if im able and the skyrim lockpick system came up
Reposted by Claire, Boob Haver
i hope this email finds you in the club over the weekend and offers to do lines of progesterone in the bathroom with you
February 19, 2026 at 1:41 PM
i hope this email finds you in the club over the weekend and offers to do lines of progesterone in the bathroom with you
[catches breath]
oh my god you're gonna love this one
[*mmpf* makeup running down face]
you shoot the coin out of the air
[wet noises, lipstick smudged]
and THAT is what kills the enemy!
[goes back under desk]
oh my god you're gonna love this one
[*mmpf* makeup running down face]
you shoot the coin out of the air
[wet noises, lipstick smudged]
and THAT is what kills the enemy!
[goes back under desk]
February 19, 2026 at 5:45 PM
[catches breath]
oh my god you're gonna love this one
[*mmpf* makeup running down face]
you shoot the coin out of the air
[wet noises, lipstick smudged]
and THAT is what kills the enemy!
[goes back under desk]
oh my god you're gonna love this one
[*mmpf* makeup running down face]
you shoot the coin out of the air
[wet noises, lipstick smudged]
and THAT is what kills the enemy!
[goes back under desk]
sneezing is cool because it gives you a brief reminder of what life was like when you could breathe in 4k as a kid
February 19, 2026 at 5:07 PM
sneezing is cool because it gives you a brief reminder of what life was like when you could breathe in 4k as a kid
dont talk to me until ive had some
February 19, 2026 at 3:06 PM
dont talk to me until ive had some
i showed up here and everyone was wondering if u were gonna cum too
February 19, 2026 at 2:00 PM
i showed up here and everyone was wondering if u were gonna cum too
i hope this email finds you in the club over the weekend and offers to do lines of progesterone in the bathroom with you
February 19, 2026 at 1:41 PM
i hope this email finds you in the club over the weekend and offers to do lines of progesterone in the bathroom with you
your honor, you dont understand
yes, i did send a car at 120 off a car hauler as a jump into a river... BUT!
i DID say whoopsie-daisy, sooo
yes, i did send a car at 120 off a car hauler as a jump into a river... BUT!
i DID say whoopsie-daisy, sooo
February 19, 2026 at 2:20 AM
your honor, you dont understand
yes, i did send a car at 120 off a car hauler as a jump into a river... BUT!
i DID say whoopsie-daisy, sooo
yes, i did send a car at 120 off a car hauler as a jump into a river... BUT!
i DID say whoopsie-daisy, sooo
Deleted everything from yesterday, apologies were made, and we're personally okay. I appreciate you all for the support yesterday, but it's all done and okay to leave in the past.
It's always better when we can bring things to a nice resolution.
It's always better when we can bring things to a nice resolution.
February 18, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Deleted everything from yesterday, apologies were made, and we're personally okay. I appreciate you all for the support yesterday, but it's all done and okay to leave in the past.
It's always better when we can bring things to a nice resolution.
It's always better when we can bring things to a nice resolution.
Reposted by Claire, Boob Haver
stand up for your right to be a ditz
February 18, 2026 at 5:01 PM
stand up for your right to be a ditz
in case anyone wondered why a bunch of us migrated off threads
it's stuff like this and visceral transphobia on every post, it's WILD on there
it's stuff like this and visceral transphobia on every post, it's WILD on there
February 18, 2026 at 5:45 PM
in case anyone wondered why a bunch of us migrated off threads
it's stuff like this and visceral transphobia on every post, it's WILD on there
it's stuff like this and visceral transphobia on every post, it's WILD on there
stand up for your right to be a ditz
February 18, 2026 at 5:01 PM
stand up for your right to be a ditz
me getting lightheaded and dizzy everytime someone mentions Nurse JOI
February 18, 2026 at 12:38 AM
me getting lightheaded and dizzy everytime someone mentions Nurse JOI
for anyone who wants to see how bad my lenses are
those aren't parts to be cleaned those are spots where the lens is de-laminating
those aren't parts to be cleaned those are spots where the lens is de-laminating
February 17, 2026 at 11:00 PM
for anyone who wants to see how bad my lenses are
those aren't parts to be cleaned those are spots where the lens is de-laminating
those aren't parts to be cleaned those are spots where the lens is de-laminating
anyway in more positive news im finally, after nine years, getting new glasses this weekend
im going saturday afternoon with my wife and might post some cute looks while i search with some if anyone wants to be fashionistas and tell me what does and doesn't work
im going saturday afternoon with my wife and might post some cute looks while i search with some if anyone wants to be fashionistas and tell me what does and doesn't work
February 17, 2026 at 10:47 PM
anyway in more positive news im finally, after nine years, getting new glasses this weekend
im going saturday afternoon with my wife and might post some cute looks while i search with some if anyone wants to be fashionistas and tell me what does and doesn't work
im going saturday afternoon with my wife and might post some cute looks while i search with some if anyone wants to be fashionistas and tell me what does and doesn't work
Reposted by Claire, Boob Haver
got my @sherrycdrom.bsky.social DS cartridge after finally checking my mail tonight so now I'm gonna be up listening to the whole album on my 3DS
February 17, 2026 at 6:08 AM
got my @sherrycdrom.bsky.social DS cartridge after finally checking my mail tonight so now I'm gonna be up listening to the whole album on my 3DS
when your jaw hurts but she hasn't finished yet
February 17, 2026 at 3:49 PM
when your jaw hurts but she hasn't finished yet
i understand things are tough but also it's important to recognize that constant self-deprecation of yourself is not only harmful to you but can also veer into harming others struggling as well, especially when it knocks down someone else sharing their own joy when it comes to being trans
February 17, 2026 at 2:35 PM
i understand things are tough but also it's important to recognize that constant self-deprecation of yourself is not only harmful to you but can also veer into harming others struggling as well, especially when it knocks down someone else sharing their own joy when it comes to being trans
i think getting disassembled and reassembled with new parts, settings, and commands i dont even recognize would fix me
February 17, 2026 at 6:44 AM
i think getting disassembled and reassembled with new parts, settings, and commands i dont even recognize would fix me
i will continue to be hot even while sick and dealing with the horrors
February 17, 2026 at 3:28 AM
i will continue to be hot even while sick and dealing with the horrors
