Claire, Boob Haver
@progesteronipizza.bsky.social
34 she/her
intersex trans woman
insane poster and shower review bimbo 🔞
i hit funny buttons to make sounds with my wife, check out our music
https://linktr.ee/sherrycdrom
intersex trans woman
insane poster and shower review bimbo 🔞
i hit funny buttons to make sounds with my wife, check out our music
https://linktr.ee/sherrycdrom
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here's the update, please don't make me regret it you wonderful people out there
when your jaw hurts but she hasn't finished yet
February 17, 2026 at 3:49 PM
when your jaw hurts but she hasn't finished yet
i understand things are tough but also it's important to recognize that constant self-deprecation of yourself is not only harmful to you but can also veer into harming others struggling as well, especially when it knocks down someone else sharing their own joy when it comes to being trans
February 17, 2026 at 2:35 PM
i understand things are tough but also it's important to recognize that constant self-deprecation of yourself is not only harmful to you but can also veer into harming others struggling as well, especially when it knocks down someone else sharing their own joy when it comes to being trans
i think getting disassembled and reassembled with new parts, settings, and commands i dont even recognize would fix me
February 17, 2026 at 6:44 AM
i think getting disassembled and reassembled with new parts, settings, and commands i dont even recognize would fix me
i will continue to be hot even while sick and dealing with the horrors
February 17, 2026 at 3:28 AM
i will continue to be hot even while sick and dealing with the horrors
it's so fucked up that i could have had the perfect excuse for people to see my ass at my 9-5
they took this from me specifically
they took this from me specifically
its insane that drafting as an occupation used to just involve countless huge rooms of dads in shirts and ties, scattered all over the country, leaning over tables with their asses perked up all day as their 9-5 job
February 17, 2026 at 1:55 AM
it's so fucked up that i could have had the perfect excuse for people to see my ass at my 9-5
they took this from me specifically
they took this from me specifically
mini adventure with my wife
February 16, 2026 at 11:23 PM
mini adventure with my wife
yeah im insane but also i have really nice tits so i think it's all okay in the end
February 16, 2026 at 7:04 PM
yeah im insane but also i have really nice tits so i think it's all okay in the end
dont have much to say today other than i hope you're all having a good day today :)
February 16, 2026 at 6:14 PM
dont have much to say today other than i hope you're all having a good day today :)
girl who is having a bad flareup but is really hoping it'll be her last one for a while once she gets her new meds
February 15, 2026 at 8:33 PM
girl who is having a bad flareup but is really hoping it'll be her last one for a while once she gets her new meds
my wife and i share an island in animal crossing and she saw the store selling Hypno KK and is fucking mailing it to me
February 15, 2026 at 7:34 PM
my wife and i share an island in animal crossing and she saw the store selling Hypno KK and is fucking mailing it to me
happy "will that be two checks or....?" day to everyone in a non het passing relationship
February 15, 2026 at 12:34 AM
happy "will that be two checks or....?" day to everyone in a non het passing relationship
ordering sushi for myself because my wife has a show with her other band tonight so she's busy
:<
:<
February 14, 2026 at 10:26 PM
ordering sushi for myself because my wife has a show with her other band tonight so she's busy
:<
:<
can we circle back to this?
maybe be normal to claire month? year?
i think i've been good and not crashed out enough for a little treat
maybe be normal to claire month? year?
i think i've been good and not crashed out enough for a little treat
im starting a new bluesky mini event
it's called "Be Normal to Claire Week"
the rules are super simple. you just be normal to claire. that's it!
you lose by not being normal to claire.
participation is mandatory sorry
it's called "Be Normal to Claire Week"
the rules are super simple. you just be normal to claire. that's it!
you lose by not being normal to claire.
participation is mandatory sorry
February 13, 2026 at 7:25 PM
can we circle back to this?
maybe be normal to claire month? year?
i think i've been good and not crashed out enough for a little treat
maybe be normal to claire month? year?
i think i've been good and not crashed out enough for a little treat
if u think about it bimbofication and hypno is just me trying to give my coworkers a chance
in my yearly review and finding out i personally did 22% of my eight person teams entire workload for the year 🙃
February 13, 2026 at 3:40 PM
if u think about it bimbofication and hypno is just me trying to give my coworkers a chance
in my yearly review and finding out i personally did 22% of my eight person teams entire workload for the year 🙃
February 13, 2026 at 2:56 PM
in my yearly review and finding out i personally did 22% of my eight person teams entire workload for the year 🙃
not now her favorite show is on
(paint drying)
(paint drying)
February 13, 2026 at 2:17 PM
not now her favorite show is on
(paint drying)
(paint drying)
my mom said if it's okay with your mom we could sit on rocks in the ocean and lure wayward sailors to their untimely end with enrapturing songs
February 12, 2026 at 8:54 PM
my mom said if it's okay with your mom we could sit on rocks in the ocean and lure wayward sailors to their untimely end with enrapturing songs
felt good today
February 12, 2026 at 5:42 PM
felt good today
girl breakfast
(translator note: this is not what breakfast should be. what horrors have we wrought upon this world? has god truly forsaken us? 12oz pink red bull and peanut butter m&m's are not breakfast, mentally ill baddie. may whatever god you pray to have mercy on your forsaken, hollow soul)
(translator note: this is not what breakfast should be. what horrors have we wrought upon this world? has god truly forsaken us? 12oz pink red bull and peanut butter m&m's are not breakfast, mentally ill baddie. may whatever god you pray to have mercy on your forsaken, hollow soul)
February 12, 2026 at 1:53 PM
girl breakfast
(translator note: this is not what breakfast should be. what horrors have we wrought upon this world? has god truly forsaken us? 12oz pink red bull and peanut butter m&m's are not breakfast, mentally ill baddie. may whatever god you pray to have mercy on your forsaken, hollow soul)
(translator note: this is not what breakfast should be. what horrors have we wrought upon this world? has god truly forsaken us? 12oz pink red bull and peanut butter m&m's are not breakfast, mentally ill baddie. may whatever god you pray to have mercy on your forsaken, hollow soul)
a little birdy told you i was coming by later? wow crazy
wow that's crazy a little birdy told me CAW CAW tweet tweet chirp
wow that's crazy a little birdy told me CAW CAW tweet tweet chirp
February 12, 2026 at 5:05 AM
a little birdy told you i was coming by later? wow crazy
wow that's crazy a little birdy told me CAW CAW tweet tweet chirp
wow that's crazy a little birdy told me CAW CAW tweet tweet chirp
wow today was actually a really good day.
- 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒊𝒎𝒎𝒆𝒅𝒊𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒚 𝒂𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒔𝒐𝒄𝒌𝒔 𝒐𝒇𝒇 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎
- 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒊𝒎𝒎𝒆𝒅𝒊𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒚 𝒂𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒔𝒐𝒄𝒌𝒔 𝒐𝒇𝒇 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎
February 11, 2026 at 11:35 PM
wow today was actually a really good day.
- 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒊𝒎𝒎𝒆𝒅𝒊𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒚 𝒂𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒔𝒐𝒄𝒌𝒔 𝒐𝒇𝒇 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎
- 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒊𝒎𝒎𝒆𝒅𝒊𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒚 𝒂𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒔𝒐𝒄𝒌𝒔 𝒐𝒇𝒇 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎
a haiku:
wow today was great
why does this shower feel odd
my socks are still on
wow today was great
why does this shower feel odd
my socks are still on
February 11, 2026 at 11:30 PM
a haiku:
wow today was great
why does this shower feel odd
my socks are still on
wow today was great
why does this shower feel odd
my socks are still on
Reposted by Claire, Boob Haver
sorry got lipgloss on the blunt
February 11, 2026 at 6:54 PM
sorry got lipgloss on the blunt
sorry got lipgloss on the blunt
February 11, 2026 at 6:54 PM
sorry got lipgloss on the blunt