Claire, Boob Haver
@progesteronipizza.bsky.social
34 she/her
intersex trans woman
insane poster and shower review bimbo 🔞
i hit funny buttons to make sounds with my wife, check out our music
https://linktr.ee/sherrycdrom
intersex trans woman
insane poster and shower review bimbo 🔞
i hit funny buttons to make sounds with my wife, check out our music
https://linktr.ee/sherrycdrom
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here's the update, please don't make me regret it you wonderful people out there
in case anyone wondered why a bunch of us migrated off threads
it's stuff like this and visceral transphobia on every post, it's WILD on there
it's stuff like this and visceral transphobia on every post, it's WILD on there
February 18, 2026 at 5:45 PM
in case anyone wondered why a bunch of us migrated off threads
it's stuff like this and visceral transphobia on every post, it's WILD on there
it's stuff like this and visceral transphobia on every post, it's WILD on there
stand up for your right to be a ditz
February 18, 2026 at 5:01 PM
stand up for your right to be a ditz
me getting lightheaded and dizzy everytime someone mentions Nurse JOI
February 18, 2026 at 12:38 AM
me getting lightheaded and dizzy everytime someone mentions Nurse JOI
for anyone who wants to see how bad my lenses are
those aren't parts to be cleaned those are spots where the lens is de-laminating
those aren't parts to be cleaned those are spots where the lens is de-laminating
February 17, 2026 at 11:00 PM
for anyone who wants to see how bad my lenses are
those aren't parts to be cleaned those are spots where the lens is de-laminating
those aren't parts to be cleaned those are spots where the lens is de-laminating
anyway in more positive news im finally, after nine years, getting new glasses this weekend
im going saturday afternoon with my wife and might post some cute looks while i search with some if anyone wants to be fashionistas and tell me what does and doesn't work
im going saturday afternoon with my wife and might post some cute looks while i search with some if anyone wants to be fashionistas and tell me what does and doesn't work
February 17, 2026 at 10:47 PM
anyway in more positive news im finally, after nine years, getting new glasses this weekend
im going saturday afternoon with my wife and might post some cute looks while i search with some if anyone wants to be fashionistas and tell me what does and doesn't work
im going saturday afternoon with my wife and might post some cute looks while i search with some if anyone wants to be fashionistas and tell me what does and doesn't work
aaaand there it is
bringing up the boob job and talking about how they're fake and she doesn't need one because hers are "real and fantastic" completely unprompted
it's always the boob job. everytime.
bringing up the boob job and talking about how they're fake and she doesn't need one because hers are "real and fantastic" completely unprompted
it's always the boob job. everytime.
February 17, 2026 at 6:48 PM
aaaand there it is
bringing up the boob job and talking about how they're fake and she doesn't need one because hers are "real and fantastic" completely unprompted
it's always the boob job. everytime.
bringing up the boob job and talking about how they're fake and she doesn't need one because hers are "real and fantastic" completely unprompted
it's always the boob job. everytime.
Reposted by Claire, Boob Haver
got my @sherrycdrom.bsky.social DS cartridge after finally checking my mail tonight so now I'm gonna be up listening to the whole album on my 3DS
February 17, 2026 at 6:08 AM
got my @sherrycdrom.bsky.social DS cartridge after finally checking my mail tonight so now I'm gonna be up listening to the whole album on my 3DS
this app is a cesspool sometimes.
i can state that others can do it, that they can do this stuff too, and chalking up everything to luck when we worked hard too is not great. i can literally be motivating and uplifting and told im being inherently cruel.
i can state that others can do it, that they can do this stuff too, and chalking up everything to luck when we worked hard too is not great. i can literally be motivating and uplifting and told im being inherently cruel.
February 17, 2026 at 5:11 PM
this app is a cesspool sometimes.
i can state that others can do it, that they can do this stuff too, and chalking up everything to luck when we worked hard too is not great. i can literally be motivating and uplifting and told im being inherently cruel.
i can state that others can do it, that they can do this stuff too, and chalking up everything to luck when we worked hard too is not great. i can literally be motivating and uplifting and told im being inherently cruel.
i have cruelty in my heart for telling people self-deprecation in the comments of posts sharing trans joy isn't healthy, reducing the effort we put in to simply "luck" isn't fair, and saying they can do it too
February 17, 2026 at 4:31 PM
i have cruelty in my heart for telling people self-deprecation in the comments of posts sharing trans joy isn't healthy, reducing the effort we put in to simply "luck" isn't fair, and saying they can do it too
when your jaw hurts but she hasn't finished yet
February 17, 2026 at 3:49 PM
when your jaw hurts but she hasn't finished yet
i understand things are tough but also it's important to recognize that constant self-deprecation of yourself is not only harmful to you but can also veer into harming others struggling as well, especially when it knocks down someone else sharing their own joy when it comes to being trans
February 17, 2026 at 2:35 PM
i understand things are tough but also it's important to recognize that constant self-deprecation of yourself is not only harmful to you but can also veer into harming others struggling as well, especially when it knocks down someone else sharing their own joy when it comes to being trans
i think getting disassembled and reassembled with new parts, settings, and commands i dont even recognize would fix me
February 17, 2026 at 6:44 AM
i think getting disassembled and reassembled with new parts, settings, and commands i dont even recognize would fix me
i will continue to be hot even while sick and dealing with the horrors
February 17, 2026 at 3:28 AM
i will continue to be hot even while sick and dealing with the horrors
it's so fucked up that i could have had the perfect excuse for people to see my ass at my 9-5
they took this from me specifically
they took this from me specifically
its insane that drafting as an occupation used to just involve countless huge rooms of dads in shirts and ties, scattered all over the country, leaning over tables with their asses perked up all day as their 9-5 job
February 17, 2026 at 1:55 AM
it's so fucked up that i could have had the perfect excuse for people to see my ass at my 9-5
they took this from me specifically
they took this from me specifically
mini adventure with my wife
February 16, 2026 at 11:23 PM
mini adventure with my wife
yeah im insane but also i have really nice tits so i think it's all okay in the end
February 16, 2026 at 7:04 PM
yeah im insane but also i have really nice tits so i think it's all okay in the end
dont have much to say today other than i hope you're all having a good day today :)
February 16, 2026 at 6:14 PM
dont have much to say today other than i hope you're all having a good day today :)
girl who is having a bad flareup but is really hoping it'll be her last one for a while once she gets her new meds
February 15, 2026 at 8:33 PM
girl who is having a bad flareup but is really hoping it'll be her last one for a while once she gets her new meds
my wife and i share an island in animal crossing and she saw the store selling Hypno KK and is fucking mailing it to me
February 15, 2026 at 7:34 PM
my wife and i share an island in animal crossing and she saw the store selling Hypno KK and is fucking mailing it to me
happy "will that be two checks or....?" day to everyone in a non het passing relationship
February 15, 2026 at 12:34 AM
happy "will that be two checks or....?" day to everyone in a non het passing relationship
ordering sushi for myself because my wife has a show with her other band tonight so she's busy
:<
:<
February 14, 2026 at 10:26 PM
ordering sushi for myself because my wife has a show with her other band tonight so she's busy
:<
:<
can we circle back to this?
maybe be normal to claire month? year?
i think i've been good and not crashed out enough for a little treat
maybe be normal to claire month? year?
i think i've been good and not crashed out enough for a little treat
im starting a new bluesky mini event
it's called "Be Normal to Claire Week"
the rules are super simple. you just be normal to claire. that's it!
you lose by not being normal to claire.
participation is mandatory sorry
it's called "Be Normal to Claire Week"
the rules are super simple. you just be normal to claire. that's it!
you lose by not being normal to claire.
participation is mandatory sorry
February 13, 2026 at 7:25 PM
can we circle back to this?
maybe be normal to claire month? year?
i think i've been good and not crashed out enough for a little treat
maybe be normal to claire month? year?
i think i've been good and not crashed out enough for a little treat
if u think about it bimbofication and hypno is just me trying to give my coworkers a chance
in my yearly review and finding out i personally did 22% of my eight person teams entire workload for the year 🙃
February 13, 2026 at 3:40 PM
if u think about it bimbofication and hypno is just me trying to give my coworkers a chance
in my yearly review and finding out i personally did 22% of my eight person teams entire workload for the year 🙃
February 13, 2026 at 2:56 PM
in my yearly review and finding out i personally did 22% of my eight person teams entire workload for the year 🙃