Claire, Boob Haver
@progesteronipizza.bsky.social
34 she/her
intersex trans woman
insane poster and shower review bimbo 🔞
i hit funny buttons to make sounds with my wife, check out our music
https://linktr.ee/sherrycdrom
intersex trans woman
insane poster and shower review bimbo 🔞
i hit funny buttons to make sounds with my wife, check out our music
https://linktr.ee/sherrycdrom
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here's the update, please don't make me regret it you wonderful people out there
happy "will that be two checks or....?" day to everyone in a non het passing relationship
February 15, 2026 at 12:34 AM
happy "will that be two checks or....?" day to everyone in a non het passing relationship
ordering sushi for myself because my wife has a show with her other band tonight so she's busy
:<
:<
February 14, 2026 at 10:26 PM
ordering sushi for myself because my wife has a show with her other band tonight so she's busy
:<
:<
can we circle back to this?
maybe be normal to claire month? year?
i think i've been good and not crashed out enough for a little treat
maybe be normal to claire month? year?
i think i've been good and not crashed out enough for a little treat
im starting a new bluesky mini event
it's called "Be Normal to Claire Week"
the rules are super simple. you just be normal to claire. that's it!
you lose by not being normal to claire.
participation is mandatory sorry
it's called "Be Normal to Claire Week"
the rules are super simple. you just be normal to claire. that's it!
you lose by not being normal to claire.
participation is mandatory sorry
February 13, 2026 at 7:25 PM
can we circle back to this?
maybe be normal to claire month? year?
i think i've been good and not crashed out enough for a little treat
maybe be normal to claire month? year?
i think i've been good and not crashed out enough for a little treat
if u think about it bimbofication and hypno is just me trying to give my coworkers a chance
in my yearly review and finding out i personally did 22% of my eight person teams entire workload for the year 🙃
February 13, 2026 at 3:40 PM
if u think about it bimbofication and hypno is just me trying to give my coworkers a chance
in my yearly review and finding out i personally did 22% of my eight person teams entire workload for the year 🙃
February 13, 2026 at 2:56 PM
in my yearly review and finding out i personally did 22% of my eight person teams entire workload for the year 🙃
not now her favorite show is on
(paint drying)
(paint drying)
February 13, 2026 at 2:17 PM
not now her favorite show is on
(paint drying)
(paint drying)
my mom said if it's okay with your mom we could sit on rocks in the ocean and lure wayward sailors to their untimely end with enrapturing songs
February 12, 2026 at 8:54 PM
my mom said if it's okay with your mom we could sit on rocks in the ocean and lure wayward sailors to their untimely end with enrapturing songs
felt good today
February 12, 2026 at 5:42 PM
felt good today
girl breakfast
(translator note: this is not what breakfast should be. what horrors have we wrought upon this world? has god truly forsaken us? 12oz pink red bull and peanut butter m&m's are not breakfast, mentally ill baddie. may whatever god you pray to have mercy on your forsaken, hollow soul)
(translator note: this is not what breakfast should be. what horrors have we wrought upon this world? has god truly forsaken us? 12oz pink red bull and peanut butter m&m's are not breakfast, mentally ill baddie. may whatever god you pray to have mercy on your forsaken, hollow soul)
February 12, 2026 at 1:53 PM
girl breakfast
(translator note: this is not what breakfast should be. what horrors have we wrought upon this world? has god truly forsaken us? 12oz pink red bull and peanut butter m&m's are not breakfast, mentally ill baddie. may whatever god you pray to have mercy on your forsaken, hollow soul)
(translator note: this is not what breakfast should be. what horrors have we wrought upon this world? has god truly forsaken us? 12oz pink red bull and peanut butter m&m's are not breakfast, mentally ill baddie. may whatever god you pray to have mercy on your forsaken, hollow soul)
a little birdy told you i was coming by later? wow crazy
wow that's crazy a little birdy told me CAW CAW tweet tweet chirp
wow that's crazy a little birdy told me CAW CAW tweet tweet chirp
February 12, 2026 at 5:05 AM
a little birdy told you i was coming by later? wow crazy
wow that's crazy a little birdy told me CAW CAW tweet tweet chirp
wow that's crazy a little birdy told me CAW CAW tweet tweet chirp
wow today was actually a really good day.
- 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒊𝒎𝒎𝒆𝒅𝒊𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒚 𝒂𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒔𝒐𝒄𝒌𝒔 𝒐𝒇𝒇 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎
- 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒊𝒎𝒎𝒆𝒅𝒊𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒚 𝒂𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒔𝒐𝒄𝒌𝒔 𝒐𝒇𝒇 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎
February 11, 2026 at 11:35 PM
wow today was actually a really good day.
- 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒊𝒎𝒎𝒆𝒅𝒊𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒚 𝒂𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒔𝒐𝒄𝒌𝒔 𝒐𝒇𝒇 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎
- 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒊𝒎𝒎𝒆𝒅𝒊𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒚 𝒂𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒔𝒐𝒄𝒌𝒔 𝒐𝒇𝒇 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎
a haiku:
wow today was great
why does this shower feel odd
my socks are still on
wow today was great
why does this shower feel odd
my socks are still on
February 11, 2026 at 11:30 PM
a haiku:
wow today was great
why does this shower feel odd
my socks are still on
wow today was great
why does this shower feel odd
my socks are still on
Reposted by Claire, Boob Haver
sorry got lipgloss on the blunt
February 11, 2026 at 6:54 PM
sorry got lipgloss on the blunt
sorry got lipgloss on the blunt
February 11, 2026 at 6:54 PM
sorry got lipgloss on the blunt
i have notifications turned on for so many of you actually
like i love your posts and you're all very funny and nice, im just in and out so i still miss a lot
ok thank u
like i love your posts and you're all very funny and nice, im just in and out so i still miss a lot
ok thank u
February 11, 2026 at 3:25 PM
i have notifications turned on for so many of you actually
like i love your posts and you're all very funny and nice, im just in and out so i still miss a lot
ok thank u
like i love your posts and you're all very funny and nice, im just in and out so i still miss a lot
ok thank u
[trans people looking at their dms and inboxes]: yeah no surprises there
Fox News posts more articles on trans people than any media outlet in the country. Even queer ones. - LGBTQ Nation
The findings bolster what Democrats have long argued, that it's actually Republicans who are obsessed with trans people.
www.lgbtqnation.com
February 11, 2026 at 1:38 PM
[trans people looking at their dms and inboxes]: yeah no surprises there
having a musician gf is so ass man
why tf she playing whimsical tuba noises on her keyboard to match my steps as i walk outta the room
why tf she playing whimsical tuba noises on her keyboard to match my steps as i walk outta the room
February 10, 2026 at 11:13 PM
having a musician gf is so ass man
why tf she playing whimsical tuba noises on her keyboard to match my steps as i walk outta the room
why tf she playing whimsical tuba noises on her keyboard to match my steps as i walk outta the room
hey all, no funny today
full of emotion
i have a prescription for lupron, now i just need to coordinate and work out insurance details but if insurance goes through i might be able to get back to some sense of normalcy
full of emotion
i have a prescription for lupron, now i just need to coordinate and work out insurance details but if insurance goes through i might be able to get back to some sense of normalcy
February 10, 2026 at 5:14 PM
hey all, no funny today
full of emotion
i have a prescription for lupron, now i just need to coordinate and work out insurance details but if insurance goes through i might be able to get back to some sense of normalcy
full of emotion
i have a prescription for lupron, now i just need to coordinate and work out insurance details but if insurance goes through i might be able to get back to some sense of normalcy
according to the article they also have an algorithm that "may determine age by discord activity and gameplay without you needing to upload a photo or ID"
about to 1000 hours of GTA, Manhunt, and porn games ig
about to 1000 hours of GTA, Manhunt, and porn games ig
this is literally going to strongarm every queer user into giving info after they declared every single lgbtq+ server to be "adult servers" years ago.
so now it's literally give us your info or lose access to your communities and resources.
fuck you discord.
so now it's literally give us your info or lose access to your communities and resources.
fuck you discord.
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
February 9, 2026 at 9:29 PM
according to the article they also have an algorithm that "may determine age by discord activity and gameplay without you needing to upload a photo or ID"
about to 1000 hours of GTA, Manhunt, and porn games ig
about to 1000 hours of GTA, Manhunt, and porn games ig
i weep for the trans youth of today trying to find themselves on the internet
it feels like we're going back to the dark ages when you had to search insane terms in the sketchiest of places for any way of finding out who you are only to end up on susans place or some shit
god the brainworms i got
it feels like we're going back to the dark ages when you had to search insane terms in the sketchiest of places for any way of finding out who you are only to end up on susans place or some shit
god the brainworms i got
February 9, 2026 at 5:20 PM
i weep for the trans youth of today trying to find themselves on the internet
it feels like we're going back to the dark ages when you had to search insane terms in the sketchiest of places for any way of finding out who you are only to end up on susans place or some shit
god the brainworms i got
it feels like we're going back to the dark ages when you had to search insane terms in the sketchiest of places for any way of finding out who you are only to end up on susans place or some shit
god the brainworms i got
i cannot stress how much harm this will actually end up causing under the guise of "protect the kids"
meanwhile we cant even prosecute the monsters in the files for what they've done to kids and continue to do so
so ask yourselves what is this really for
this is more silencing and censorship
meanwhile we cant even prosecute the monsters in the files for what they've done to kids and continue to do so
so ask yourselves what is this really for
this is more silencing and censorship
this is literally going to strongarm every queer user into giving info after they declared every single lgbtq+ server to be "adult servers" years ago.
so now it's literally give us your info or lose access to your communities and resources.
fuck you discord.
so now it's literally give us your info or lose access to your communities and resources.
fuck you discord.
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
February 9, 2026 at 5:07 PM
i cannot stress how much harm this will actually end up causing under the guise of "protect the kids"
meanwhile we cant even prosecute the monsters in the files for what they've done to kids and continue to do so
so ask yourselves what is this really for
this is more silencing and censorship
meanwhile we cant even prosecute the monsters in the files for what they've done to kids and continue to do so
so ask yourselves what is this really for
this is more silencing and censorship
this is literally going to strongarm every queer user into giving info after they declared every single lgbtq+ server to be "adult servers" years ago.
so now it's literally give us your info or lose access to your communities and resources.
fuck you discord.
so now it's literally give us your info or lose access to your communities and resources.
fuck you discord.
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Age verification for all.
buff.ly
February 9, 2026 at 3:16 PM
this is literally going to strongarm every queer user into giving info after they declared every single lgbtq+ server to be "adult servers" years ago.
so now it's literally give us your info or lose access to your communities and resources.
fuck you discord.
so now it's literally give us your info or lose access to your communities and resources.
fuck you discord.
does anyone know when the pity system for the hormones gacha kicks in and you get the rare 5 star estradiol vial that gives you horns and tail? is it like 120 vials?
February 8, 2026 at 6:15 PM
does anyone know when the pity system for the hormones gacha kicks in and you get the rare 5 star estradiol vial that gives you horns and tail? is it like 120 vials?
had a really bad mental breakdown last night so im a little emotionally raw but im ok, gonna decompress by cozying up under a blanket today and watch some shows and maybe play some games.
lazy day stuff. trying to get head right so pardon if im a little weeeeiiiiird
lazy day stuff. trying to get head right so pardon if im a little weeeeiiiiird
February 8, 2026 at 6:06 PM
had a really bad mental breakdown last night so im a little emotionally raw but im ok, gonna decompress by cozying up under a blanket today and watch some shows and maybe play some games.
lazy day stuff. trying to get head right so pardon if im a little weeeeiiiiird
lazy day stuff. trying to get head right so pardon if im a little weeeeiiiiird
this is the worst we were JUST about to make proverbs woke and now we have to go back and do pronouns again
February 8, 2026 at 5:50 PM
this is the worst we were JUST about to make proverbs woke and now we have to go back and do pronouns again