Claire, Boob Haver
@progesteronipizza.bsky.social
33 She/Her 🏳️⚧️
Intersex trans woman.
Bi, engaged to my lovely wife who I make music with.
Unhinged nsfw content inbound.🔞
check out our music
https://linktr.ee/sherrycdrom
Intersex trans woman.
Bi, engaged to my lovely wife who I make music with.
Unhinged nsfw content inbound.🔞
check out our music
https://linktr.ee/sherrycdrom
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here's the update, please don't make me regret it you wonderful people out there
took this pic of my wife playing with her other band tonight 💜
what a crazy setup and show
what a crazy setup and show
November 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
took this pic of my wife playing with her other band tonight 💜
what a crazy setup and show
what a crazy setup and show
sometimes you need to sit right on the line between "i have to talk to her" and "she might put a cigarette out on me"
November 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
sometimes you need to sit right on the line between "i have to talk to her" and "she might put a cigarette out on me"
please just go away
November 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
please just go away
im similar to samus in metroid prime 4 in that im also kind of a badass woman these days and despite being good at what i do annoying men randomly show up, try to explain basic things to me, and never shut the fuck up
November 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
im similar to samus in metroid prime 4 in that im also kind of a badass woman these days and despite being good at what i do annoying men randomly show up, try to explain basic things to me, and never shut the fuck up
Reposted by Claire, Boob Haver
rorschach tests are cool in concept but in practice i don't really see the point in showing me 17 images of tall and strong women calling me a dumb slut
November 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
rorschach tests are cool in concept but in practice i don't really see the point in showing me 17 images of tall and strong women calling me a dumb slut
bimbofication but it's just me getting a really bad brain freeze and now my head hurts
November 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
bimbofication but it's just me getting a really bad brain freeze and now my head hurts
rorschach tests are cool in concept but in practice i don't really see the point in showing me 17 images of tall and strong women calling me a dumb slut
November 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
rorschach tests are cool in concept but in practice i don't really see the point in showing me 17 images of tall and strong women calling me a dumb slut
let me get the uhhhh....
pizza di viagra
pizza di viagra
November 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
let me get the uhhhh....
pizza di viagra
pizza di viagra
cis dude friend in chat last night:
"i love positive affirmations from women"
me:
"wow me too i also really like them with layered audio and binaura-"
dude friend:
"SHUT UP CLAIRE I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE"
"i love positive affirmations from women"
me:
"wow me too i also really like them with layered audio and binaura-"
dude friend:
"SHUT UP CLAIRE I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE"
November 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
cis dude friend in chat last night:
"i love positive affirmations from women"
me:
"wow me too i also really like them with layered audio and binaura-"
dude friend:
"SHUT UP CLAIRE I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE"
"i love positive affirmations from women"
me:
"wow me too i also really like them with layered audio and binaura-"
dude friend:
"SHUT UP CLAIRE I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE"
katie tightpussy is a danger to me as a trans woman because what if i listen to her pro-bike propaganda and try to finally learn how to ride a bike??? hmm???
November 13, 2025 at 2:05 PM
katie tightpussy is a danger to me as a trans woman because what if i listen to her pro-bike propaganda and try to finally learn how to ride a bike??? hmm???
things are really weird on the app right now but i stay watching videos of pokemon making little tippy tap noises
like wow look at skiddo and aron go
like wow look at skiddo and aron go
November 13, 2025 at 1:20 PM
things are really weird on the app right now but i stay watching videos of pokemon making little tippy tap noises
like wow look at skiddo and aron go
like wow look at skiddo and aron go
transition doesn't necessarily mean medical transition. there's plenty of other wonderful ways to start
social... personal... and more!
but if that seems like a lot, a good place to start if you haven't done so already is transitioning from an incel to someone who is fucking normal to women online
social... personal... and more!
but if that seems like a lot, a good place to start if you haven't done so already is transitioning from an incel to someone who is fucking normal to women online
November 13, 2025 at 4:45 AM
transition doesn't necessarily mean medical transition. there's plenty of other wonderful ways to start
social... personal... and more!
but if that seems like a lot, a good place to start if you haven't done so already is transitioning from an incel to someone who is fucking normal to women online
social... personal... and more!
but if that seems like a lot, a good place to start if you haven't done so already is transitioning from an incel to someone who is fucking normal to women online
a helpful guide to bsky moderation:
Johnny Cash lyrics:
- 🚫
- bad
- very threatening
- dangerous rhetoric very scary
- bannable
"Enjoy the camps":
- ✅
- actually good
- not threatening at all
- definitely not intimidation predominantly used on minorities
- not bannable
Johnny Cash lyrics:
- 🚫
- bad
- very threatening
- dangerous rhetoric very scary
- bannable
"Enjoy the camps":
- ✅
- actually good
- not threatening at all
- definitely not intimidation predominantly used on minorities
- not bannable
The account owner of @sarahkendzior.bsky.social was suspended for 72 hours for expressing a desire to shoot the author of an article. The post, made 11/10, stated: "I want to shoot the author of this article just to watch him die." 1/2
November 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
a helpful guide to bsky moderation:
Johnny Cash lyrics:
- 🚫
- bad
- very threatening
- dangerous rhetoric very scary
- bannable
"Enjoy the camps":
- ✅
- actually good
- not threatening at all
- definitely not intimidation predominantly used on minorities
- not bannable
Johnny Cash lyrics:
- 🚫
- bad
- very threatening
- dangerous rhetoric very scary
- bannable
"Enjoy the camps":
- ✅
- actually good
- not threatening at all
- definitely not intimidation predominantly used on minorities
- not bannable
Reposted by Claire, Boob Haver
still thinking about how i was out with friends a little bit ago and they were laughing at raunchy shirts
one came up with like 5 penises in a circle from a top view and in the center it said "wish you were here"
and they all said "wow claire this one is about you"
and uhhh 😵💫
one came up with like 5 penises in a circle from a top view and in the center it said "wish you were here"
and they all said "wow claire this one is about you"
and uhhh 😵💫
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
still thinking about how i was out with friends a little bit ago and they were laughing at raunchy shirts
one came up with like 5 penises in a circle from a top view and in the center it said "wish you were here"
and they all said "wow claire this one is about you"
and uhhh 😵💫
one came up with like 5 penises in a circle from a top view and in the center it said "wish you were here"
and they all said "wow claire this one is about you"
and uhhh 😵💫
Reposted by Claire, Boob Haver
functionally im a lesbian
but my wife telling me we're going to go find a man to hook up with and she's going to give me encouragement the entire time to give him head while whispering what a good job im doing also rewired my brain chemistry
so like im a bi lesbian for sure
but my wife telling me we're going to go find a man to hook up with and she's going to give me encouragement the entire time to give him head while whispering what a good job im doing also rewired my brain chemistry
so like im a bi lesbian for sure
November 12, 2025 at 12:58 PM
functionally im a lesbian
but my wife telling me we're going to go find a man to hook up with and she's going to give me encouragement the entire time to give him head while whispering what a good job im doing also rewired my brain chemistry
so like im a bi lesbian for sure
but my wife telling me we're going to go find a man to hook up with and she's going to give me encouragement the entire time to give him head while whispering what a good job im doing also rewired my brain chemistry
so like im a bi lesbian for sure
my five year plan involves growing demon horns, a tail, and sucking people off to extend my lifespan
November 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
my five year plan involves growing demon horns, a tail, and sucking people off to extend my lifespan
still thinking about how i was out with friends a little bit ago and they were laughing at raunchy shirts
one came up with like 5 penises in a circle from a top view and in the center it said "wish you were here"
and they all said "wow claire this one is about you"
and uhhh 😵💫
one came up with like 5 penises in a circle from a top view and in the center it said "wish you were here"
and they all said "wow claire this one is about you"
and uhhh 😵💫
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
still thinking about how i was out with friends a little bit ago and they were laughing at raunchy shirts
one came up with like 5 penises in a circle from a top view and in the center it said "wish you were here"
and they all said "wow claire this one is about you"
and uhhh 😵💫
one came up with like 5 penises in a circle from a top view and in the center it said "wish you were here"
and they all said "wow claire this one is about you"
and uhhh 😵💫
in my meeting
me: [going through my jobs]
boss *confused*: wait give me a minute here
boss: so im realizing you actually have more jobs and assignments than what can show up on the excel sheet so uhh, are you okay? how are you feeling?
me: im okay rn
boss: wow, uhh ok well lmk if you need help
me: [going through my jobs]
boss *confused*: wait give me a minute here
boss: so im realizing you actually have more jobs and assignments than what can show up on the excel sheet so uhh, are you okay? how are you feeling?
me: im okay rn
boss: wow, uhh ok well lmk if you need help
November 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
in my meeting
me: [going through my jobs]
boss *confused*: wait give me a minute here
boss: so im realizing you actually have more jobs and assignments than what can show up on the excel sheet so uhh, are you okay? how are you feeling?
me: im okay rn
boss: wow, uhh ok well lmk if you need help
me: [going through my jobs]
boss *confused*: wait give me a minute here
boss: so im realizing you actually have more jobs and assignments than what can show up on the excel sheet so uhh, are you okay? how are you feeling?
me: im okay rn
boss: wow, uhh ok well lmk if you need help
functionally im a lesbian
but my wife telling me we're going to go find a man to hook up with and she's going to give me encouragement the entire time to give him head while whispering what a good job im doing also rewired my brain chemistry
so like im a bi lesbian for sure
but my wife telling me we're going to go find a man to hook up with and she's going to give me encouragement the entire time to give him head while whispering what a good job im doing also rewired my brain chemistry
so like im a bi lesbian for sure
November 12, 2025 at 12:58 PM
functionally im a lesbian
but my wife telling me we're going to go find a man to hook up with and she's going to give me encouragement the entire time to give him head while whispering what a good job im doing also rewired my brain chemistry
so like im a bi lesbian for sure
but my wife telling me we're going to go find a man to hook up with and she's going to give me encouragement the entire time to give him head while whispering what a good job im doing also rewired my brain chemistry
so like im a bi lesbian for sure
motivational poster for getting worse
November 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
motivational poster for getting worse
plantgirl who slips vines into your head while you sleep and sets them there, squeezing your brain and festooning with little flowers that just keep your head in a blissful pollen filled haze and mindlessly focused on pollination, spreading every time you get fucked slipping you deeper every day
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
plantgirl who slips vines into your head while you sleep and sets them there, squeezing your brain and festooning with little flowers that just keep your head in a blissful pollen filled haze and mindlessly focused on pollination, spreading every time you get fucked slipping you deeper every day
Reposted by Claire, Boob Haver
[get hugged goodbye last night]
her: claire what is that scent you have on? it's subtle but very nice
me: none?
her: wait what
me: yeahhh
her: sherry come over here, i need to see something
[hugs wife]
her: it's not the detergent, sherry does your wife just smell vaguely floral?
sherry: yes
her: claire what is that scent you have on? it's subtle but very nice
me: none?
her: wait what
me: yeahhh
her: sherry come over here, i need to see something
[hugs wife]
her: it's not the detergent, sherry does your wife just smell vaguely floral?
sherry: yes
November 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
[get hugged goodbye last night]
her: claire what is that scent you have on? it's subtle but very nice
me: none?
her: wait what
me: yeahhh
her: sherry come over here, i need to see something
[hugs wife]
her: it's not the detergent, sherry does your wife just smell vaguely floral?
sherry: yes
her: claire what is that scent you have on? it's subtle but very nice
me: none?
her: wait what
me: yeahhh
her: sherry come over here, i need to see something
[hugs wife]
her: it's not the detergent, sherry does your wife just smell vaguely floral?
sherry: yes
[get hugged goodbye last night]
her: claire what is that scent you have on? it's subtle but very nice
me: none?
her: wait what
me: yeahhh
her: sherry come over here, i need to see something
[hugs wife]
her: it's not the detergent, sherry does your wife just smell vaguely floral?
sherry: yes
her: claire what is that scent you have on? it's subtle but very nice
me: none?
her: wait what
me: yeahhh
her: sherry come over here, i need to see something
[hugs wife]
her: it's not the detergent, sherry does your wife just smell vaguely floral?
sherry: yes
November 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
[get hugged goodbye last night]
her: claire what is that scent you have on? it's subtle but very nice
me: none?
her: wait what
me: yeahhh
her: sherry come over here, i need to see something
[hugs wife]
her: it's not the detergent, sherry does your wife just smell vaguely floral?
sherry: yes
her: claire what is that scent you have on? it's subtle but very nice
me: none?
her: wait what
me: yeahhh
her: sherry come over here, i need to see something
[hugs wife]
her: it's not the detergent, sherry does your wife just smell vaguely floral?
sherry: yes
dems: wow we had such a good election day!
also dems: hmmm... what if we lit all of that goodwill on fire.... it's just way too much pressure
also dems: hmmm... what if we lit all of that goodwill on fire.... it's just way too much pressure
November 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
dems: wow we had such a good election day!
also dems: hmmm... what if we lit all of that goodwill on fire.... it's just way too much pressure
also dems: hmmm... what if we lit all of that goodwill on fire.... it's just way too much pressure
