Smams
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Pedant is spelled "peh-dunt"
It's not a pepe, it's its own frog
1 like = 1 smam
I couldn't decide between my snappy one-liner bios, so I put them all
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Pedant is spelled "peh-dunt"
It's not a pepe, it's its own frog
1 like = 1 smam
I couldn't decide between my snappy one-liner bios, so I put them all
Evil friendshiped to hulk fucks car dot top
Everyone wants to get my ass but no one wants to get me
November 19, 2025 at 12:30 AM
honeslty if I were steve jobs I'd just get medical attention
November 19, 2025 at 12:30 AM
honeslty if I were steve jobs I'd just get medical attention
oh yeah that's my like, main goal in life
November 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
oh yeah that's my like, main goal in life
no shit, it comes free with my being around
November 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
no shit, it comes free with my being around
I made this one myself, I earned it
November 19, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I made this one myself, I earned it
I've got thick thighs respectable dick already I don't want to downgrade
November 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I've got thick thighs respectable dick already I don't want to downgrade
Icarus could be thicker, and see where that got "him"
November 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Icarus could be thicker, and see where that got "him"
My thighs are thick already I don't need your hormonal enhancements
November 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
My thighs are thick already I don't need your hormonal enhancements
It's crazy how all I need to convince you I'm a guy is to shut up. Normally guys don't do that.
November 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM
It's crazy how all I need to convince you I'm a guy is to shut up. Normally guys don't do that.
we're all oomfies here, you need to be more specific
November 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM
we're all oomfies here, you need to be more specific
There are two options, and I have discovered both of them are gay. (in this case I am using gay in the dismissive derogative sense)
November 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM
There are two options, and I have discovered both of them are gay. (in this case I am using gay in the dismissive derogative sense)
Yeah, I don't, and I'm MAD
November 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Yeah, I don't, and I'm MAD
why are you using a reaction image? Are you some kind of zillenial?
November 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
why are you using a reaction image? Are you some kind of zillenial?
I asked you a question GAY (in this case I am using gay in the nominative sense)
November 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I asked you a question GAY (in this case I am using gay in the nominative sense)
yeah, I'm pro het. What gave it away?
November 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
yeah, I'm pro het. What gave it away?
What if I were to find a cat that reminded you of your daughter cat and the cat was also a dom so it wasn't even a little weird
November 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
What if I were to find a cat that reminded you of your daughter cat and the cat was also a dom so it wasn't even a little weird
many things are made possible through the boundless light of smams
November 19, 2025 at 12:11 AM
many things are made possible through the boundless light of smams
It's a girl who is not a girl at all and is in fact smams
November 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
It's a girl who is not a girl at all and is in fact smams
no. unrelated anyone got a gmail invite? I am paying money
November 18, 2025 at 11:42 PM
no. unrelated anyone got a gmail invite? I am paying money
are you calling me lovely? or your act lovely? I NEED to know for insecurity reasons
November 18, 2025 at 11:39 PM
are you calling me lovely? or your act lovely? I NEED to know for insecurity reasons