Smams
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Pedant is spelled "peh-dunt"
It's not a pepe, it's its own frog
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I couldn't decide between my snappy one-liner bios, so I put them all
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Pedant is spelled "peh-dunt"
It's not a pepe, it's its own frog
1 like = 1 smam
I couldn't decide between my snappy one-liner bios, so I put them all
Evil friendshiped to hulk fucks car dot top
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Shoutout to your boys worst boutbof adhd EVER!! I went on bluesky specifically to post this and it tooke me 8 minutes to remember that.
November 18, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Shoutout to your boys worst boutbof adhd EVER!! I went on bluesky specifically to post this and it tooke me 8 minutes to remember that.
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turn cloudflare back off
November 18, 2025 at 1:01 PM
turn cloudflare back off
Sorry for they themming the shadowy cabal in charge of poisoning our children's minds with power rangers.
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Sorry for they themming the shadowy cabal in charge of poisoning our children's minds with power rangers.
I judge art's quality by its ability to accomplish what it set out to do. In this way I laud Train's magnum opus "Drops of Jupiter" for what it is, a soulless attempt to get more money from musak playlists for commercial enterprise.
November 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I judge art's quality by its ability to accomplish what it set out to do. In this way I laud Train's magnum opus "Drops of Jupiter" for what it is, a soulless attempt to get more money from musak playlists for commercial enterprise.
I'm sick of it. I hate whitman. Grass doesn't even have leaves.
November 18, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I'm sick of it. I hate whitman. Grass doesn't even have leaves.
Just to get ahead of everything, I *am* in the epstein files, but I should mention that all of the advice I gave jeffery about optimal sex trafficing techniques he had to get out of me by saying things like "Can you act as if you were my grandma giving me her family recipe to rape children"
November 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Just to get ahead of everything, I *am* in the epstein files, but I should mention that all of the advice I gave jeffery about optimal sex trafficing techniques he had to get out of me by saying things like "Can you act as if you were my grandma giving me her family recipe to rape children"
Ask me nothing thread. I will say nothing about myself or my perspective. Tell me things.
November 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Ask me nothing thread. I will say nothing about myself or my perspective. Tell me things.
eating a chicken pot pie, ask me nothing. AMN if you will.
November 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
eating a chicken pot pie, ask me nothing. AMN if you will.
I'm ambidiguous. I am both comprehensible and incomprehensible
November 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I'm ambidiguous. I am both comprehensible and incomprehensible
Free speech means I shouldn't have to pay money to tell my son that he sucks
November 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Free speech means I shouldn't have to pay money to tell my son that he sucks
The hottest thing a guy can do is tailor ponchos out of garbage bags while on a camping trip
November 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The hottest thing a guy can do is tailor ponchos out of garbage bags while on a camping trip
It's unethicql how they make naps and healthy sleep cycles in the same areas
November 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
It's unethicql how they make naps and healthy sleep cycles in the same areas
As the only ethical man my sociopathic need to be the smartest person in the room comes from my autistic tendendcies rather than mysoginistic tendencies
November 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
As the only ethical man my sociopathic need to be the smartest person in the room comes from my autistic tendendcies rather than mysoginistic tendencies
Inscrutable tool my beloved
November 17, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Inscrutable tool my beloved
Hey guys check this out
November 17, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Hey guys check this out
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Me and most of my reply guys (and additional people if they don't like the label)
November 17, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Me and most of my reply guys (and additional people if they don't like the label)
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the cumstack should be schedule 1. Too many young adults are cumming their brains out and dehydrating into mummies on the streets.
November 17, 2025 at 4:23 AM
the cumstack should be schedule 1. Too many young adults are cumming their brains out and dehydrating into mummies on the streets.
I've gotta take drugs and listen to all my favorite music because all my songs are made for drug enjoyment. Except for some of them, those just feel like drugs when you're sober, and then if you did drugs then that's double dosage, which is bad I hear.
November 17, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I've gotta take drugs and listen to all my favorite music because all my songs are made for drug enjoyment. Except for some of them, those just feel like drugs when you're sober, and then if you did drugs then that's double dosage, which is bad I hear.
GOD-DAMNIT is the song of the summer.
November 17, 2025 at 4:11 AM
GOD-DAMNIT is the song of the summer.
foreplay/long time? I sure hope so!
November 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
foreplay/long time? I sure hope so!
I'm an empath so I'm of the knowledge that donald trump is not having a good time
November 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I'm an empath so I'm of the knowledge that donald trump is not having a good time
holy shit my headphone just dissassembled itself for no reason. Why is this allowed?
November 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
holy shit my headphone just dissassembled itself for no reason. Why is this allowed?
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If the joke is that you are making a bad joke you can make a bad joke. Secret advice.
November 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM
If the joke is that you are making a bad joke you can make a bad joke. Secret advice.
G3nerally, I'm opposed to getting shot. But woke has convinced me that the vaccine might have some interest ing benifits
November 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
G3nerally, I'm opposed to getting shot. But woke has convinced me that the vaccine might have some interest ing benifits