sheeven shpielberg 🏳️🌈
@sheev.calamitousintent.com
writing stuff, being anonymous, they/them, 38
AuDHD. sober stoner.
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runner-up for the world record blind-solve 4x4 rubik's cube is a minute eighteen. the record holder is thirty seconds faster.
December 27, 2025 at 4:10 AM
runner-up for the world record blind-solve 4x4 rubik's cube is a minute eighteen. the record holder is thirty seconds faster.
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My favorite Rogan fact is he was talking about loving AI music but his guest brought up AI podcasts and he slammed the brakes. "I dunno about AI podcasts"
December 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
My favorite Rogan fact is he was talking about loving AI music but his guest brought up AI podcasts and he slammed the brakes. "I dunno about AI podcasts"
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Turning into an alt text scold so will stancil screen caps won’t appear on my fucking timeline
December 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Turning into an alt text scold so will stancil screen caps won’t appear on my fucking timeline
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teenage boy standing in Target checkout line carrying a Starbucks eggnog, to his friend, also carrying a Starbucks eggnog: "yo this shit is fire"
December 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
teenage boy standing in Target checkout line carrying a Starbucks eggnog, to his friend, also carrying a Starbucks eggnog: "yo this shit is fire"
🍿 seeing avatar again now with dad.
new ODYSSEY trailer (i hadn't seen before anyway), which is apparently a complete excerpt of the trojan horse scene. long, maybe five minutes.
score was annoying (no melody or movement, just a drone getting louder — very nolan 😮💨) but this one was neat at least.
new ODYSSEY trailer (i hadn't seen before anyway), which is apparently a complete excerpt of the trojan horse scene. long, maybe five minutes.
score was annoying (no melody or movement, just a drone getting louder — very nolan 😮💨) but this one was neat at least.
December 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
🍿 seeing avatar again now with dad.
new ODYSSEY trailer (i hadn't seen before anyway), which is apparently a complete excerpt of the trojan horse scene. long, maybe five minutes.
score was annoying (no melody or movement, just a drone getting louder — very nolan 😮💨) but this one was neat at least.
new ODYSSEY trailer (i hadn't seen before anyway), which is apparently a complete excerpt of the trojan horse scene. long, maybe five minutes.
score was annoying (no melody or movement, just a drone getting louder — very nolan 😮💨) but this one was neat at least.
those movies said i made snoke
no.
smoke 😌
no.
smoke 😌
December 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
those movies said i made snoke
no.
smoke 😌
no.
smoke 😌
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daedalus was the
worst wingman
worst wingman
December 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
daedalus was the
worst wingman
worst wingman
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everyone come here and look at this picture of tiny kamala
I'm choosing to believe there's no perspective things and Doug has simply tripled in size. or, better, kamala has shrunk
December 26, 2025 at 5:10 AM
everyone come here and look at this picture of tiny kamala
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Birthday grandmother asks her 5-year old grandson how old he thinks she is.
Kid - "is it 2 digits or 3?"
Kid - "is it 2 digits or 3?"
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Birthday grandmother asks her 5-year old grandson how old he thinks she is.
Kid - "is it 2 digits or 3?"
Kid - "is it 2 digits or 3?"
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i think each testicle should have its very own scrotum
December 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
i think each testicle should have its very own scrotum
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Your verses? WACK
Your metaphors? WACK
Your imagery? WACK
Your form? WACK
Me? I’m tight as fuck!
Your metaphors? WACK
Your imagery? WACK
Your form? WACK
Me? I’m tight as fuck!
December 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Your verses? WACK
Your metaphors? WACK
Your imagery? WACK
Your form? WACK
Me? I’m tight as fuck!
Your metaphors? WACK
Your imagery? WACK
Your form? WACK
Me? I’m tight as fuck!
okay i'm exhausted.
fuckin wiped.
how's yall?
fuckin wiped.
how's yall?
December 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
okay i'm exhausted.
fuckin wiped.
how's yall?
fuckin wiped.
how's yall?
here's what i've been gluing!
(🎁🎁🎁. recipients approved ☺️)
(🎁🎁🎁. recipients approved ☺️)
December 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
here's what i've been gluing!
(🎁🎁🎁. recipients approved ☺️)
(🎁🎁🎁. recipients approved ☺️)
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[in the future when inequality is so strong that im an indentured servant to a disney adult, opening a silver cloche] "your harry potter labubu, madam"
December 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
[in the future when inequality is so strong that im an indentured servant to a disney adult, opening a silver cloche] "your harry potter labubu, madam"
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my empolyer is an asshole, but so is his employer. if we find out who employed that guy, i bet he's an asshole too.
December 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
my empolyer is an asshole, but so is his employer. if we find out who employed that guy, i bet he's an asshole too.
"and on christmas, you tell the truth 🥹💐"
🤨
🧐
🔬
🤨
🧐
🔬
December 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
"and on christmas, you tell the truth 🥹💐"
🤨
🧐
🔬
🤨
🧐
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🤔 there should be a male interpolation of 'holding out for a hero' about a bad bitch
December 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
🤔 there should be a male interpolation of 'holding out for a hero' about a bad bitch
merry christmas chat. 💚
🤙🏻🥰
🤙🏻🥰
December 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
merry christmas chat. 💚
🤙🏻🥰
🤙🏻🥰
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the alpha silently but gracefully avoids uncles
December 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
the alpha silently but gracefully avoids uncles
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Emperor Palpatine sings All I Want for Christmas Is You (Not AI)
YouTube video by IARESMART
www.youtube.com
December 25, 2025 at 5:12 AM
🎧
"Don't Take Your Love Away From Me"
VAST
2002
"Don't Take Your Love Away From Me"
VAST
2002
Don't Take Your Love Away From Me
YouTube video by VAST - Topic
youtu.be
December 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
🎧
"Don't Take Your Love Away From Me"
VAST
2002
"Don't Take Your Love Away From Me"
VAST
2002
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who up burnin they yule log?
December 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
who up burnin they yule log?
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kitten asleep on me
December 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
kitten asleep on me
i am covered in super glue and my eyes hurt from focusing on tiny items right in front of my face for 72 hours.
it'll all be worth it 😊. 😮💨
smokin a bowl for a minute. how's y'all? i'm assuming everyone's doin last minute shit 😇
by the way, you should watch WILD WILD COUNTRY on netflix!
it'll all be worth it 😊. 😮💨
smokin a bowl for a minute. how's y'all? i'm assuming everyone's doin last minute shit 😇
by the way, you should watch WILD WILD COUNTRY on netflix!
December 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
i am covered in super glue and my eyes hurt from focusing on tiny items right in front of my face for 72 hours.
it'll all be worth it 😊. 😮💨
smokin a bowl for a minute. how's y'all? i'm assuming everyone's doin last minute shit 😇
by the way, you should watch WILD WILD COUNTRY on netflix!
it'll all be worth it 😊. 😮💨
smokin a bowl for a minute. how's y'all? i'm assuming everyone's doin last minute shit 😇
by the way, you should watch WILD WILD COUNTRY on netflix!