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sheeven shpielberg πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
@sheev.calamitousintent.com
writing stuff, they/them, 38. AuDHD. sober stoner.
from the river to the sea
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i want to repost your image but it needs alt text πŸ₯³

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Stories gave humanity strangers in common.
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February 11, 2026 at 1:43 AM
krang krang krang πŸ‘€
February 11, 2026 at 1:39 AM
lmao
February 11, 2026 at 1:38 AM
this is fantastic
February 11, 2026 at 1:38 AM
February 11, 2026 at 1:37 AM
i want to do something dartlike. but perhaps with tricks πŸ‘€
February 11, 2026 at 1:25 AM
full band asmr god damn

all the frequencies get a chance to shine πŸ˜ƒ
February 11, 2026 at 12:58 AM
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makin soup
February 11, 2026 at 12:57 AM
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Maybe I’ll get breast implants. But like not where you’d expect.
February 11, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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dude my forum signature goes so fucking hard you dont even fucking know.. .
February 10, 2026 at 11:55 PM
oh this looks awesome
February 10, 2026 at 11:17 PM
"the end of our johns"
February 10, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 10:59 PM
okay i'm tapped πŸ˜”
February 10, 2026 at 10:52 PM
or holding your joint with a cool kush clamp
February 10, 2026 at 10:51 PM
how about the small team who comes through to effect revolution

the coup clutch clan
February 10, 2026 at 10:39 PM
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The Kook Cucks Klan
February 10, 2026 at 10:35 PM
true 🧐 and. kooks.
February 10, 2026 at 10:35 PM
..what if silver attracts aliens
February 10, 2026 at 10:33 PM
i have all kinds of ways of handling skip ☺️
February 10, 2026 at 10:32 PM
look the good news is now there are lawn game options πŸ˜‡
February 10, 2026 at 10:30 PM
yeah, the u.s. wasn't worried about china controlling the narrative or tracking our data, they were worried that they weren't
February 10, 2026 at 10:11 PM
if you hold it in one hand and push it forward with the other, if it has enough time in the air, it always ends up point down at least a little πŸ€“
February 10, 2026 at 10:03 PM
dudes rock
February 10, 2026 at 10:00 PM
found some good spears
February 10, 2026 at 9:58 PM