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mx. sheevious 🏳️‍🌈
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writing stuff, being anonymous, they/he, 38
AuDHD. sober stoner.

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The funniest part is the shutdown hasn’t ended.
the hipsters, they’re ordering double frufru mocha soy frappuccino. doesn’t anybody order a black coffee anymore
November 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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OMG ITS A GOAT
chomp chomp old pictures
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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playlist 🎧
November 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
boost 💚
I actually have enough for the weed i just need to cover the ride there and back now can I have like $20 for Uber 🥺
November 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Just saw Trump threatening to sue BBC and the Internet has ruined what BBC means for me
November 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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i knew i matured when i started letting people be ignorant. you wanna be a dumb ass bitch then that’s on you. there’s no fixing stupid
November 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
incredible and heartbreaking 🧵
I have to put this app away for at least half of the day because it's an endlesss well and Jay exploits those of us with wanderlust-heavy-attention-deficits-mania issues.

(All ethical websites and apps have a bottom that you can scroll to)

But I want to talk about the best friend I lost to fascism
November 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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guess the animal first, alt text second 🤓
November 11, 2025 at 6:14 AM
November 11, 2025 at 6:22 AM
guess the animal first, alt text second 🤓
November 11, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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This seems like a signal imo
November 11, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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Fuck youtube 1st it was racist YouTube videos , shorts comes along and I have to sort it again, now I'm being recommended live streams with that shit, some wanker called truth97 talking about how his the superior race when he looks like a bulldog got stuck halfway through animorphing into a nutsack
November 11, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 5:51 AM
takin an extra melatonin so i can get a bit more out of staring at my lava lamp
November 11, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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It is very hard to dismiss the fact that senate democrats caving was an intentional gift to Donald Trump. He went to the Supreme Court trying to starve 42 million Americans and we all saw it. And as people fought that, they caved. They are not merely collaborators but wolves in sheep’s clothing.
anyway if dems think I'm gonna forget this shit in 5 months, they're wrong. if they think I'm gonna forget it in 5 years, they're wrong. they have fully convinced me that purging the party of these inept losers in the senate is more important than retaking the senate in the next election cycle
November 11, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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ough i tgink i hauve corvid.,,,
November 11, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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hey did yall celsius folks think 98 Degrees was a math rock band that loved geometry or
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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because this shit takes FOREVER, DAWG
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Ive been imperial pwned lads. Just like 1776.
yeah one ten millionth of the distance to the north pole from the equator makes much more sense than a human body part
November 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
solid! nothing fancy.
🍿 now seated for NUREMBERG
November 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Picturing the first guy to ever write a yelp review
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Reskeet with an iconic fictional band:
November 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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This lady is doing her best writing online
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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they're punishing us for voting too hard
The shutdown deal includes a ban on hemp products that none of its negotiators debated in public.

Disappointing that only 24 senators voted against killing an amendment to strike that ban.

www.senate.gov/legislative/...
November 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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did you guys know that being ignored triggers the same part of your brain that processes physical pain? did you know that? hey did you guys know that?
November 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM