Skooman Bean
@fukfashies.bsky.social
Im a guy
Im queer as hell
I like jokes
I have zero tolerance for intolerance
Im queer as hell
I like jokes
I have zero tolerance for intolerance
Pinned
I have a weekly goal for medications.
Currently at $0/100
This is for life saving anxiety medications because the world is scary without it. And I struggle with suicidal ideation hard, off meds. I dont wanna do self harm.
Venmo: Benjamin-Daniel-91
Currently at $0/100
This is for life saving anxiety medications because the world is scary without it. And I struggle with suicidal ideation hard, off meds. I dont wanna do self harm.
Venmo: Benjamin-Daniel-91
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Shoutout fucking gandhi or whatever
January 24, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Shoutout fucking gandhi or whatever
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I modded BG3 to have twenty twenty four rules. It sucks
January 24, 2026 at 3:53 PM
I modded BG3 to have twenty twenty four rules. It sucks
Roses are red,
Rabbits be porkin'
I cannot see well,
Rabbits be porkin'
I cannot see well,
I misread this as foreskin. 😂
January 24, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Roses are red,
Rabbits be porkin'
I cannot see well,
Rabbits be porkin'
I cannot see well,
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HELP RIOLU EVOLVE INTO LUCARIO WITH NUTRIENTS 🥑
Hey could I get like $50 for food? we get money Sunday but i don't really have much for food until then
January 24, 2026 at 1:22 AM
HELP RIOLU EVOLVE INTO LUCARIO WITH NUTRIENTS 🥑
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Hey could I get like $50 for food? we get money Sunday but i don't really have much for food until then
January 24, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Hey could I get like $50 for food? we get money Sunday but i don't really have much for food until then
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im jsut overwhelmed right now with love of my fellow travelers on this amazing journey we call life. i want you all to be happy and kind
January 24, 2026 at 12:17 AM
im jsut overwhelmed right now with love of my fellow travelers on this amazing journey we call life. i want you all to be happy and kind
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What if our cloacas kissed
January 23, 2026 at 11:20 PM
What if our cloacas kissed
@cockremover.bsky.social retweets my best jokes to her 30k followers, thus spreading my comedic spores globally. Pretty soon I will be an internet sensation and my foundation for a free HRT clinic is one step closer.
January 23, 2026 at 11:09 PM
@cockremover.bsky.social retweets my best jokes to her 30k followers, thus spreading my comedic spores globally. Pretty soon I will be an internet sensation and my foundation for a free HRT clinic is one step closer.
Holy shit because of atm fees and stuff Im just like 10 short :(
January 23, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Holy shit because of atm fees and stuff Im just like 10 short :(
Hey babe wake up a new weapon against women and girls has come out
Julie burchill is worried about trans women in women's spaces but not about cis men sexually harassing women.
This week, an X user created an AI video of me being chloroformed and prepared for rape.
Victims are told it's not real and they're getting offended for no reason.
But nudification tools are weapons of sexual assault, and the harm they cause is real 👇
jessasato.substack.com/p/ai-nudific...
Victims are told it's not real and they're getting offended for no reason.
But nudification tools are weapons of sexual assault, and the harm they cause is real 👇
jessasato.substack.com/p/ai-nudific...
January 23, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Hey babe wake up a new weapon against women and girls has come out
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final ever most ultimate showdown mutual aid request
(jk but its the last one for awhile)
i just need $120 more to complete my goal for safety and mobility in tucson.
new place, im going to be homeless.
very criminalized there in tucson
please equip me with safety cash
ca/pp: $miusoph
💕💸🏳️⚧️🏠
(jk but its the last one for awhile)
i just need $120 more to complete my goal for safety and mobility in tucson.
new place, im going to be homeless.
very criminalized there in tucson
please equip me with safety cash
ca/pp: $miusoph
💕💸🏳️⚧️🏠
January 23, 2026 at 6:36 PM
final ever most ultimate showdown mutual aid request
(jk but its the last one for awhile)
i just need $120 more to complete my goal for safety and mobility in tucson.
new place, im going to be homeless.
very criminalized there in tucson
please equip me with safety cash
ca/pp: $miusoph
💕💸🏳️⚧️🏠
(jk but its the last one for awhile)
i just need $120 more to complete my goal for safety and mobility in tucson.
new place, im going to be homeless.
very criminalized there in tucson
please equip me with safety cash
ca/pp: $miusoph
💕💸🏳️⚧️🏠
What if im autistic and my flavor of autism is that literally anything can be turned into a joke or a prop for a joke.
January 23, 2026 at 8:39 PM
What if im autistic and my flavor of autism is that literally anything can be turned into a joke or a prop for a joke.
Ruin a first dat:
"Thank you for meeting me here mommy... i mean mom. I have something I need to tell you."
"Thank you for meeting me here mommy... i mean mom. I have something I need to tell you."
ruin a first date
ok, my turn, fun fact about me, back in 2016 I was 3 years old and I fell in the gorilla enclosure at the Cincinnati Zoo
ok, my turn, fun fact about me, back in 2016 I was 3 years old and I fell in the gorilla enclosure at the Cincinnati Zoo
ruin a first date
i have diarrhea
i have diarrhea
January 23, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Ruin a first dat:
"Thank you for meeting me here mommy... i mean mom. I have something I need to tell you."
"Thank you for meeting me here mommy... i mean mom. I have something I need to tell you."
Naming my first son Harambe.
January 23, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Naming my first son Harambe.
Quothe the Racen:
I'm asexual
January 23, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Quothe the Racen:
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one of the pilots asked about my ears and I was like
"yeah, im a dog"
and he was like "oh cool, furry or therian?"
HE HAD A PAW PRINT PIN ON HIS PILOT BAG
THIS 787 PILOT IS ALSO A DOG
TODAY IS AWESOME
"yeah, im a dog"
and he was like "oh cool, furry or therian?"
HE HAD A PAW PRINT PIN ON HIS PILOT BAG
THIS 787 PILOT IS ALSO A DOG
TODAY IS AWESOME
January 23, 2026 at 6:49 PM
one of the pilots asked about my ears and I was like
"yeah, im a dog"
and he was like "oh cool, furry or therian?"
HE HAD A PAW PRINT PIN ON HIS PILOT BAG
THIS 787 PILOT IS ALSO A DOG
TODAY IS AWESOME
"yeah, im a dog"
and he was like "oh cool, furry or therian?"
HE HAD A PAW PRINT PIN ON HIS PILOT BAG
THIS 787 PILOT IS ALSO A DOG
TODAY IS AWESOME
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Me after a mastectomy:
"And the breast is history"
"And the breast is history"
January 23, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Me after a mastectomy:
"And the breast is history"
"And the breast is history"
I know 100% some of yall got paid today and have an extra $5 to help me get medicine.
Venmo: Benjamin-Daniel-91
Venmo: Benjamin-Daniel-91
January 23, 2026 at 6:35 PM
I know 100% some of yall got paid today and have an extra $5 to help me get medicine.
Venmo: Benjamin-Daniel-91
Venmo: Benjamin-Daniel-91
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The best argument for why we need robust public transit is how bad most drivers are. People shouldn't be expected to operate a 2 ton orphan crusher just to be able to get to work and the grocery store. Not everyone can or should be driving.
January 23, 2026 at 5:50 PM
The best argument for why we need robust public transit is how bad most drivers are. People shouldn't be expected to operate a 2 ton orphan crusher just to be able to get to work and the grocery store. Not everyone can or should be driving.
Hey everybody im at 25 out of 100. Theres been some progress today. Id love it if you can donate $5 or something. Collective effort means everyone just gives a tiny bit. Again, this is for medicine and Im sorry that I have to ask for help but it is what it is.
I have a weekly goal for medications.
Currently at $0/100
This is for life saving anxiety medications because the world is scary without it. And I struggle with suicidal ideation hard, off meds. I dont wanna do self harm.
Venmo: Benjamin-Daniel-91
Currently at $0/100
This is for life saving anxiety medications because the world is scary without it. And I struggle with suicidal ideation hard, off meds. I dont wanna do self harm.
Venmo: Benjamin-Daniel-91
January 23, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Hey everybody im at 25 out of 100. Theres been some progress today. Id love it if you can donate $5 or something. Collective effort means everyone just gives a tiny bit. Again, this is for medicine and Im sorry that I have to ask for help but it is what it is.
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Statistically I see more huge dicks than average or small and I'm starting to think porn is real because how are there just like 1000 cute t girls with God damn whammers
It doesn't make sensr
It doesn't make sensr
Bitches be having baseball bat dicks what the fuck is going on!!!
January 23, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Statistically I see more huge dicks than average or small and I'm starting to think porn is real because how are there just like 1000 cute t girls with God damn whammers
It doesn't make sensr
It doesn't make sensr
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Not using alone is an evidence-backed way to prevent fatal overdoses.
- have someone nearby who will keep an eye on you
- have naloxone
- make sure your spotter knows how and when to use it
Your opioid receptors don’t care who’s in the White House. Be serious.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
- have someone nearby who will keep an eye on you
- have naloxone
- make sure your spotter knows how and when to use it
Your opioid receptors don’t care who’s in the White House. Be serious.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
CDC seeks to block ‘never use alone’ messaging used by overdose prevention groups
The phrase is part of ‘harm reduction 101’, which has led to significant declines in overdose fatalities in the US
www.theguardian.com
January 23, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Not using alone is an evidence-backed way to prevent fatal overdoses.
- have someone nearby who will keep an eye on you
- have naloxone
- make sure your spotter knows how and when to use it
Your opioid receptors don’t care who’s in the White House. Be serious.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
- have someone nearby who will keep an eye on you
- have naloxone
- make sure your spotter knows how and when to use it
Your opioid receptors don’t care who’s in the White House. Be serious.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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if anyone else feels this way, my ko-fi is here
January 23, 2026 at 4:56 PM
if anyone else feels this way, my ko-fi is here
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First, Far too many journalists encouraged them to come for the immigrants, the queer, the 'other.'
We know what happened next because they wrote about it in glowing words.😒
We know what happened next because they wrote about it in glowing words.😒
January 23, 2026 at 2:41 PM
First, Far too many journalists encouraged them to come for the immigrants, the queer, the 'other.'
We know what happened next because they wrote about it in glowing words.😒
We know what happened next because they wrote about it in glowing words.😒