Claire Zagorski, MSc, EMT-P
@clairezagorski.bsky.social
PhD Candidate at The University of Texas at Austin. MSPH student at LSHTM. Translational transdisciplinary drug scientist, harm reductionist, artist, paramedic, chemistry enthusiast, Texan. she/her/ella
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So these are now free for non-commercial use! #transphobessmelllikewetdogs
(There are other cool things in my free downloads, go ham!)
If you need another language, send me the translation.
Use them well and with lots of love....
(There are other cool things in my free downloads, go ham!)
If you need another language, send me the translation.
Use them well and with lots of love....
If you put AI images on my timeline I will hire an Etsy witch to hex you with intractable scromiting that also goes up your nose
November 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
If you put AI images on my timeline I will hire an Etsy witch to hex you with intractable scromiting that also goes up your nose
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Keep in mind that the ownership structure of Meta is set up so that Zuck can't be forced out. He doesn't actually need to do any of this if he doesn't want to.
November 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Keep in mind that the ownership structure of Meta is set up so that Zuck can't be forced out. He doesn't actually need to do any of this if he doesn't want to.
Never has AI been quite this wrong
It has the spiritual energy of an abandoned shopping mall infested with bloodthirsty clowns
It has the spiritual energy of an abandoned shopping mall infested with bloodthirsty clowns
November 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Never has AI been quite this wrong
It has the spiritual energy of an abandoned shopping mall infested with bloodthirsty clowns
It has the spiritual energy of an abandoned shopping mall infested with bloodthirsty clowns
Reposted by Claire Zagorski, MSc, EMT-P
Wheatpasted outside the Metro in #OccupiedDC
November 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Wheatpasted outside the Metro in #OccupiedDC
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Shit posting has a long and noble history
I’m not exaggerating!
Here’s an example - a Roman soldier carved this dick into stone near Hadrian’s Wall and included an insult directed at someone named Secundinus. arstechnica.com/science/2022...
Here’s an example - a Roman soldier carved this dick into stone near Hadrian’s Wall and included an insult directed at someone named Secundinus. arstechnica.com/science/2022...
November 22, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Shit posting has a long and noble history
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Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
I’m not exaggerating!
Here’s an example - a Roman soldier carved this dick into stone near Hadrian’s Wall and included an insult directed at someone named Secundinus. arstechnica.com/science/2022...
Here’s an example - a Roman soldier carved this dick into stone near Hadrian’s Wall and included an insult directed at someone named Secundinus. arstechnica.com/science/2022...
November 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I’m not exaggerating!
Here’s an example - a Roman soldier carved this dick into stone near Hadrian’s Wall and included an insult directed at someone named Secundinus. arstechnica.com/science/2022...
Here’s an example - a Roman soldier carved this dick into stone near Hadrian’s Wall and included an insult directed at someone named Secundinus. arstechnica.com/science/2022...
Reposted by Claire Zagorski, MSc, EMT-P
Perfect for colorectal cancer screening awareness
November 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Perfect for colorectal cancer screening awareness
Virtually nothing makes you look more ridiculous than tackling someone in a penis costume, officer
November 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Virtually nothing makes you look more ridiculous than tackling someone in a penis costume, officer
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what if we kissed in the $300 inflatable cancerous colon
November 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
what if we kissed in the $300 inflatable cancerous colon
ok but hear me out
November 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
ok but hear me out
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the reason guys like this have to play like this is because nobody wants to play with them bc they're annoying
November 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
the reason guys like this have to play like this is because nobody wants to play with them bc they're annoying
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i’m going to fuck your mom and finally give her something to be proud of
November 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
i’m going to fuck your mom and finally give her something to be proud of
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Reinstate Dr. McCoul.
Now.
Now.
Texas A&M Wrong to Fire Professor Melissa McCoul Over Gender Lesson, Panel Rules
The firing put the school at the center of national debates over gender identity and academic freedom. A faculty panel ruled unanimously against the termination.
www.nytimes.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Reinstate Dr. McCoul.
Now.
Now.
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I learned from following @ryanmarino.bsky.social and @clairezagorski.bsky.social that providers face discipline and licensing issues if they get treatment for substance use disorders. It’s such bad policy, and I know people avoiding treatment because of it.
Recovery leaders and nursing groups say an alternative-to-discipline system would encourage nurses to get help early help for addiction, improve patient safety, and keep more nurses in Georgia’s workforce.
Georgia advocates push for a way to let nurses seek addiction treatment without risking their licenses
Recovery leaders and nursing groups say an alternative-to-discipline system would encourage nurses to get help early help for addiction, improve patient safety, and keep more nurses in Georgia’s workforce.
bit.ly
November 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I learned from following @ryanmarino.bsky.social and @clairezagorski.bsky.social that providers face discipline and licensing issues if they get treatment for substance use disorders. It’s such bad policy, and I know people avoiding treatment because of it.
y’all, broken clocks are right twice a day.
November 22, 2025 at 4:02 AM
y’all, broken clocks are right twice a day.
It’s about as valid to say that it hasn’t been proven that hippopotamuses don’t cause autism as it would be to say the same about vaccines.
Look at me challenging scientific orthodoxy.
Look at me challenging scientific orthodoxy.
Breaking News: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said he personally instructed the CDC to abandon its position that vaccines do not cause autism. The move underscores his determination to challenge scientific orthodoxy — in this case, that vaccines save lives — and bend the health department to his will.
RFK Jr. Says He Instructed CDC to Change Vaccines and Autism Language on Website
In an interview, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. cited gaps in vaccine safety research. His critics say he is ignoring a larger point: Vaccines save lives.
nyti.ms
November 22, 2025 at 3:59 AM
It’s about as valid to say that it hasn’t been proven that hippopotamuses don’t cause autism as it would be to say the same about vaccines.
Look at me challenging scientific orthodoxy.
Look at me challenging scientific orthodoxy.
Not being able to pronounce an ingredient on a food label means literally nothing except that you might want to look up its pronunciation for future reference why are we being weird about this
November 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Not being able to pronounce an ingredient on a food label means literally nothing except that you might want to look up its pronunciation for future reference why are we being weird about this
“I’m the nicest guy in ALL of Mexico!”
*proceeds to have a tantrum and then get thrown out of a taquería for stalking a woman*
This guy is definitely American, so I’m sharing in case anyone knows him. He’s been preying on tourists in Playa del Carmen.
*proceeds to have a tantrum and then get thrown out of a taquería for stalking a woman*
This guy is definitely American, so I’m sharing in case anyone knows him. He’s been preying on tourists in Playa del Carmen.
November 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
“I’m the nicest guy in ALL of Mexico!”
*proceeds to have a tantrum and then get thrown out of a taquería for stalking a woman*
This guy is definitely American, so I’m sharing in case anyone knows him. He’s been preying on tourists in Playa del Carmen.
*proceeds to have a tantrum and then get thrown out of a taquería for stalking a woman*
This guy is definitely American, so I’m sharing in case anyone knows him. He’s been preying on tourists in Playa del Carmen.
Your periodic reminder that there’s nothing magical about meth for causing dental decay! Stimulants of all varieties dry out the mouth, and *that* causes tooth decay. Lots of other meds do this, too. If a med makes your mouth dry, it can mess with your teeth.
To avoid drug-related dental issues:
To avoid drug-related dental issues:
November 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Your periodic reminder that there’s nothing magical about meth for causing dental decay! Stimulants of all varieties dry out the mouth, and *that* causes tooth decay. Lots of other meds do this, too. If a med makes your mouth dry, it can mess with your teeth.
To avoid drug-related dental issues:
To avoid drug-related dental issues:
Everything Tricia said, but also -
If the classes you teach are demoralizing and defeating droves of highly motivated and bright students, you’re a bad teacher.
And if you aren’t working to do better, that’s embarrassing.
Chemistry is only scary because of how we teach it. It’s fascinating!
If the classes you teach are demoralizing and defeating droves of highly motivated and bright students, you’re a bad teacher.
And if you aren’t working to do better, that’s embarrassing.
Chemistry is only scary because of how we teach it. It’s fascinating!
November 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Everything Tricia said, but also -
If the classes you teach are demoralizing and defeating droves of highly motivated and bright students, you’re a bad teacher.
And if you aren’t working to do better, that’s embarrassing.
Chemistry is only scary because of how we teach it. It’s fascinating!
If the classes you teach are demoralizing and defeating droves of highly motivated and bright students, you’re a bad teacher.
And if you aren’t working to do better, that’s embarrassing.
Chemistry is only scary because of how we teach it. It’s fascinating!
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November 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
As if American moms (in droves!) aren’t willingly posting videos of their morning routines to social media
This is some paranoid “yellow peril” shit right here.
HINSON: As a mom, I think about watching a baby monitor. That's a very intimate moment with your baby and to think the Chinese could be spying on your morning routine
BARTIROMO: Why are they spying on moms?
HINSON: They just want to know what Americans are up to to undermine our way of life
BARTIROMO: Why are they spying on moms?
HINSON: They just want to know what Americans are up to to undermine our way of life
November 21, 2025 at 2:19 PM
As if American moms (in droves!) aren’t willingly posting videos of their morning routines to social media
Tell me that no women are on the marketing team without telling me
November 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Tell me that no women are on the marketing team without telling me
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When the top JAG at Southern Command told the Pentagon that their plans to blow up fishing boats based on suspicions that they might have drugs in the cargo hold was certainly illegal, Hegseth simply ignored him, while others told him his career was over. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Top military lawyer concerned about Trump ‘drug boat’ strikes was ignored: report
The senior judge advocate general reportedly raised concerns that the airstrikes against the alleged ‘narco-terrorists’ could amount to extrajudicial killings
www.independent.co.uk
November 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
When the top JAG at Southern Command told the Pentagon that their plans to blow up fishing boats based on suspicions that they might have drugs in the cargo hold was certainly illegal, Hegseth simply ignored him, while others told him his career was over. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...