Claire Zagorski, MSc, EMT-P
@clairezagorski.bsky.social
PhD Candidate at The University of Texas at Austin. MSPH student at LSHTM. Translational transdisciplinary drug scientist, harm reductionist, artist, paramedic, chemistry enthusiast, Texan. she/her/ella
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Never has AI been quite this wrong
It has the spiritual energy of an abandoned shopping mall infested with bloodthirsty clowns
It has the spiritual energy of an abandoned shopping mall infested with bloodthirsty clowns
November 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Never has AI been quite this wrong
It has the spiritual energy of an abandoned shopping mall infested with bloodthirsty clowns
It has the spiritual energy of an abandoned shopping mall infested with bloodthirsty clowns
God bless
November 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
God bless
Virtually nothing makes you look more ridiculous than tackling someone in a penis costume, officer
November 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Virtually nothing makes you look more ridiculous than tackling someone in a penis costume, officer
ok but hear me out
November 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
ok but hear me out
“I’m the nicest guy in ALL of Mexico!”
*proceeds to have a tantrum and then get thrown out of a taquería for stalking a woman*
This guy is definitely American, so I’m sharing in case anyone knows him. He’s been preying on tourists in Playa del Carmen.
*proceeds to have a tantrum and then get thrown out of a taquería for stalking a woman*
This guy is definitely American, so I’m sharing in case anyone knows him. He’s been preying on tourists in Playa del Carmen.
November 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
“I’m the nicest guy in ALL of Mexico!”
*proceeds to have a tantrum and then get thrown out of a taquería for stalking a woman*
This guy is definitely American, so I’m sharing in case anyone knows him. He’s been preying on tourists in Playa del Carmen.
*proceeds to have a tantrum and then get thrown out of a taquería for stalking a woman*
This guy is definitely American, so I’m sharing in case anyone knows him. He’s been preying on tourists in Playa del Carmen.
Everything Tricia said, but also -
If the classes you teach are demoralizing and defeating droves of highly motivated and bright students, you’re a bad teacher.
And if you aren’t working to do better, that’s embarrassing.
Chemistry is only scary because of how we teach it. It’s fascinating!
If the classes you teach are demoralizing and defeating droves of highly motivated and bright students, you’re a bad teacher.
And if you aren’t working to do better, that’s embarrassing.
Chemistry is only scary because of how we teach it. It’s fascinating!
November 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Everything Tricia said, but also -
If the classes you teach are demoralizing and defeating droves of highly motivated and bright students, you’re a bad teacher.
And if you aren’t working to do better, that’s embarrassing.
Chemistry is only scary because of how we teach it. It’s fascinating!
If the classes you teach are demoralizing and defeating droves of highly motivated and bright students, you’re a bad teacher.
And if you aren’t working to do better, that’s embarrassing.
Chemistry is only scary because of how we teach it. It’s fascinating!
Tell me that no women are on the marketing team without telling me
November 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Tell me that no women are on the marketing team without telling me
I’m being mostly serious when I say that the only people who own the Chrome Hearts ebony wood and sterling silver toilet plunger are serial killers
November 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I’m being mostly serious when I say that the only people who own the Chrome Hearts ebony wood and sterling silver toilet plunger are serial killers
listen up everyone the pro-wall of carnage voice is speaking
November 20, 2025 at 1:44 PM
listen up everyone the pro-wall of carnage voice is speaking
A professor of mine really likes the word capacious, and every time she says it i'm like
November 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
A professor of mine really likes the word capacious, and every time she says it i'm like
There’s a “things we stuck up our butts” trend on TikTok (I know…) and I’m here to say -
Ppl do this more than you think. It’s a very human thing to be curious! We don’t shame, we educate.
1. Nothing should go up your butt without a broad, flared base. Things get lost. It kinda “pulls” upward.
Ppl do this more than you think. It’s a very human thing to be curious! We don’t shame, we educate.
1. Nothing should go up your butt without a broad, flared base. Things get lost. It kinda “pulls” upward.
November 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
There’s a “things we stuck up our butts” trend on TikTok (I know…) and I’m here to say -
Ppl do this more than you think. It’s a very human thing to be curious! We don’t shame, we educate.
1. Nothing should go up your butt without a broad, flared base. Things get lost. It kinda “pulls” upward.
Ppl do this more than you think. It’s a very human thing to be curious! We don’t shame, we educate.
1. Nothing should go up your butt without a broad, flared base. Things get lost. It kinda “pulls” upward.
Today I would like to share one of my all-time favorite TikToks.
Rsttlesnakes get a bad rap but they absolutely try to warn you to stay away from them. They just want to be alone, eat rats, and sunbathe.
Rsttlesnakes get a bad rap but they absolutely try to warn you to stay away from them. They just want to be alone, eat rats, and sunbathe.
November 18, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Today I would like to share one of my all-time favorite TikToks.
Rsttlesnakes get a bad rap but they absolutely try to warn you to stay away from them. They just want to be alone, eat rats, and sunbathe.
Rsttlesnakes get a bad rap but they absolutely try to warn you to stay away from them. They just want to be alone, eat rats, and sunbathe.
Have 24 seconds of a blissed-out duck, you deserve it.
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Have 24 seconds of a blissed-out duck, you deserve it.
Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry
November 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry
That nurse and her hospital should be humiliated right now. I doubt that they are. She knew she was being recorded.
(I’ll add that feeling pressure in your rectum is a drop-everything-baby-is-here-now situation, which every nurse knows.)
Here’s how you actually handle this:
(I’ll add that feeling pressure in your rectum is a drop-everything-baby-is-here-now situation, which every nurse knows.)
Here’s how you actually handle this:
November 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
That nurse and her hospital should be humiliated right now. I doubt that they are. She knew she was being recorded.
(I’ll add that feeling pressure in your rectum is a drop-everything-baby-is-here-now situation, which every nurse knows.)
Here’s how you actually handle this:
(I’ll add that feeling pressure in your rectum is a drop-everything-baby-is-here-now situation, which every nurse knows.)
Here’s how you actually handle this:
I have so many feelings about this video. And the comments I keep seeing that are some version of “you don’t KNOW that the nurse cared about race”.
As someone who received very similar patients in the same context (a Texas ER), this doesn’t surprise me. People like that nurse are everywhere.
As someone who received very similar patients in the same context (a Texas ER), this doesn’t surprise me. People like that nurse are everywhere.
November 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I have so many feelings about this video. And the comments I keep seeing that are some version of “you don’t KNOW that the nurse cared about race”.
As someone who received very similar patients in the same context (a Texas ER), this doesn’t surprise me. People like that nurse are everywhere.
As someone who received very similar patients in the same context (a Texas ER), this doesn’t surprise me. People like that nurse are everywhere.
Part 2!
November 16, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Part 2!
I’m making a sweet potato pie and Chef Tini’s mac and cheese for my Kansan in-laws because literally everyone needs to experience the transcendent, almost spiritual experience that is southern soul food.
November 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I’m making a sweet potato pie and Chef Tini’s mac and cheese for my Kansan in-laws because literally everyone needs to experience the transcendent, almost spiritual experience that is southern soul food.
oh my god it’s perfection
November 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
oh my god it’s perfection
Peep the bio change! 🥹💕🎉🥳
November 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Peep the bio change! 🥹💕🎉🥳
The interaction couldn’t be recorded for obvious reasons; but -
I am utterly unsurprised that churches are saying no to a starving baby and the plugs are immediately saying yes. This tracks perfectly with my experience.
I am utterly unsurprised that churches are saying no to a starving baby and the plugs are immediately saying yes. This tracks perfectly with my experience.
November 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The interaction couldn’t be recorded for obvious reasons; but -
I am utterly unsurprised that churches are saying no to a starving baby and the plugs are immediately saying yes. This tracks perfectly with my experience.
I am utterly unsurprised that churches are saying no to a starving baby and the plugs are immediately saying yes. This tracks perfectly with my experience.
Truly one of my favorite Internet things these days
November 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Truly one of my favorite Internet things these days
The joys of being a woman
November 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The joys of being a woman
She’ll have you know that she used to volunteer at a soup kitchen so she’s above reproach
(I told her I didn’t have time to teach her empathy.)
(I told her I didn’t have time to teach her empathy.)
November 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
She’ll have you know that she used to volunteer at a soup kitchen so she’s above reproach
(I told her I didn’t have time to teach her empathy.)
(I told her I didn’t have time to teach her empathy.)
ChatGPT not being able to ID a chemical structure is pretty pathetic, tbh.
Humans have to memorize these, but it should be super easy to train code to recognize them.
Humans have to memorize these, but it should be super easy to train code to recognize them.
November 7, 2025 at 9:21 PM
ChatGPT not being able to ID a chemical structure is pretty pathetic, tbh.
Humans have to memorize these, but it should be super easy to train code to recognize them.
Humans have to memorize these, but it should be super easy to train code to recognize them.