I saw that one too!

Love the creativity 🤌

Yes this is very specific but believe me vomit in your nose should be against the Geneva convention

It didn’t take long for a rando to explain bupe to you, did it?

Natalie is an addiction physician, so ya know - maybe don’t condescend to her about medications for opioid use disorder.

This also isn’t even true. It’s mouth dryness, just like all of the other examples. And it’s medication - referring to it as an addiction is wildly unhelpful.

Allow me to assure you that the existence of a class action lawsuit doesn’t mean the plaintiffs are even vaguely correct.

Get this AI shit off my fucking timeline

Probably

They’re upgrading it bit by bit so there are big sections of the walkways that are essentially empty, with flickering fluorescents and carpet from the 80s. Like *creepy*. And the little tram breaks down a lot and it makes you feel like you’re being marooned in an empty mall.

I might hate Hobby more than O’Hare and that’s saying a lot

Wheatpasted outside the Metro in #OccupiedDC

Specifically he says that Secundinus is a “shitter”.

I love that bored young men thinking about dicks a lot is a truth that spans time and space

God bless

Yeah I’ve totally seen them before! It’s brilliant tbh. It’s silly and fun but it also demands that you think about colon health for a moment.

Death, taxes, and kids finding weiner jokes HILARIOUS

I’m sorry to share that the low price is if you want to buy MANY inflatable colons.

“How do I explain this to my kids??”

Depending on their age they’ll either not notice, not recognize the costume if they do notice, or laugh hysterically until they pee their pants.

We have been making weiner jokes for as long as we’ve had written language.