Claire Zagorski, MSc, EMT-P
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Claire Zagorski, MSc, EMT-P
@clairezagorski.bsky.social
PhD Candidate at The University of Texas at Austin. MSPH student at LSHTM. Translational transdisciplinary drug scientist, harm reductionist, artist, paramedic, chemistry enthusiast, Texan. she/her/ella

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Virtually nothing makes you look more ridiculous than tackling someone in a penis costume, officer
November 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
“I’m the nicest guy in ALL of Mexico!”

*proceeds to have a tantrum and then get thrown out of a taquería for stalking a woman*

This guy is definitely American, so I’m sharing in case anyone knows him. He’s been preying on tourists in Playa del Carmen.
November 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Everything Tricia said, but also -

If the classes you teach are demoralizing and defeating droves of highly motivated and bright students, you’re a bad teacher.

And if you aren’t working to do better, that’s embarrassing.

Chemistry is only scary because of how we teach it. It’s fascinating!
November 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Today I would like to share one of my all-time favorite TikToks.

Rsttlesnakes get a bad rap but they absolutely try to warn you to stay away from them. They just want to be alone, eat rats, and sunbathe.
November 18, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Have 24 seconds of a blissed-out duck, you deserve it.
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
That nurse and her hospital should be humiliated right now. I doubt that they are. She knew she was being recorded.

(I’ll add that feeling pressure in your rectum is a drop-everything-baby-is-here-now situation, which every nurse knows.)

Here’s how you actually handle this:
November 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I have so many feelings about this video. And the comments I keep seeing that are some version of “you don’t KNOW that the nurse cared about race”.

As someone who received very similar patients in the same context (a Texas ER), this doesn’t surprise me. People like that nurse are everywhere.
November 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Part 2!
November 16, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I’m making a sweet potato pie and Chef Tini’s mac and cheese for my Kansan in-laws because literally everyone needs to experience the transcendent, almost spiritual experience that is southern soul food.
November 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
oh my god it’s perfection
November 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
The interaction couldn’t be recorded for obvious reasons; but -

I am utterly unsurprised that churches are saying no to a starving baby and the plugs are immediately saying yes. This tracks perfectly with my experience.
November 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Truly one of my favorite Internet things these days
November 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
ChatGPT not being able to ID a chemical structure is pretty pathetic, tbh.

Humans have to memorize these, but it should be super easy to train code to recognize them.
November 7, 2025 at 9:21 PM