The Marxist Owl ☭𖤐
@owlmarxist.bsky.social
In your tree watching you
Glory to the revolution
Shitposting is for the birds
Glory to the revolution
Shitposting is for the birds
Pinned
The japes of the revolution will never cease; the shitposts of the proletariat will never go silent; the quips and wisecracking of the working peoples of the world will fill our hearts with gladness.
I engaged your material mom with my material dick last night
she moaned
she moaned
Once again, I am not saying the material world doesn't exist. I am saying that we can only engage with it through ideas.
November 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I engaged your material mom with my material dick last night
she moaned
she moaned
finally, a coherent theory of biomes
Ok but really what is space but the woods really high up and the ocean is just wet woods
November 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
finally, a coherent theory of biomes
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Ok but really what is space but the woods really high up and the ocean is just wet woods
November 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Ok but really what is space but the woods really high up and the ocean is just wet woods
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When it was my turn to move up to the adult table. My family moved venues, changed to a buffet serving style, and general seating. That is why I have I have created the Turkeyreplaceinator.
November 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
When it was my turn to move up to the adult table. My family moved venues, changed to a buffet serving style, and general seating. That is why I have I have created the Turkeyreplaceinator.
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Just saw someone described as an "ontologist" and now I want Clinical Ontologist to be a job title.
Welcome to the Department of Clinical Ontology. Let's go over your chart. I see that you are. Are you still as you were or are you otherwise? For your case of being, I prescribe becoming.
Welcome to the Department of Clinical Ontology. Let's go over your chart. I see that you are. Are you still as you were or are you otherwise? For your case of being, I prescribe becoming.
November 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Just saw someone described as an "ontologist" and now I want Clinical Ontologist to be a job title.
Welcome to the Department of Clinical Ontology. Let's go over your chart. I see that you are. Are you still as you were or are you otherwise? For your case of being, I prescribe becoming.
Welcome to the Department of Clinical Ontology. Let's go over your chart. I see that you are. Are you still as you were or are you otherwise? For your case of being, I prescribe becoming.
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November 22, 2025 at 4:30 PM
If you’re transgender you have to live
If you're transgender you have to live
If you're transgender you have to live
November 22, 2025 at 5:12 AM
If you’re transgender you have to live
inspired
November 22, 2025 at 5:11 AM
inspired
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ah shit I got the depravity tank by mistake
November 22, 2025 at 5:05 AM
ah shit I got the depravity tank by mistake
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If you're transgender you have to live
If you're transgender you have to live
If you're transgender you have to live
November 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
If you're transgender you have to live
i wonder if elon smells musky. like that would be really stupid if it was just a joke, but if it’s actually true it’s just poetry tbh
November 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
i wonder if elon smells musky. like that would be really stupid if it was just a joke, but if it’s actually true it’s just poetry tbh
BASED AND VINEGAR PILLED
Also ONLY East NC bbq sauce I don't want no sweet baby rays corn syrup GARBAGE
Cover me in bbq sauce the way I'm pulling my pork
November 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
BASED AND VINEGAR PILLED
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My most firmly held political belief is that it should be illegal to refer to wet wipes as "flushable" considering the havoc they wreak on our sewer systems. It is entirely coincidental that Marxist-Leninism is the only way to achieve this.
November 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
My most firmly held political belief is that it should be illegal to refer to wet wipes as "flushable" considering the havoc they wreak on our sewer systems. It is entirely coincidental that Marxist-Leninism is the only way to achieve this.
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everybody wants to scale their crap
but when your crap is total crap
there should be a cap
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everybody wants to scale their crap
but when your crap is total crap
there should be a cap
🎶
🎺🐈
re: roblox dude's interview crashout. the thing he wants to say but can't is "at scale, kids are gonna get hurt. that is the price for scale." the thing nobody wants to say out loud is "maybe scaling to a level where harm isn't manageable is bad, and scale should be contained"
November 22, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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everybody wants to scale their crap
but when your crap is total crap
there should be a cap
🎶
🎺🐈
everybody wants to scale their crap
but when your crap is total crap
there should be a cap
🎶
🎺🐈
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I'm officially a fan of english socialism.
November 22, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I'm officially a fan of english socialism.
oh man how deep does the rot go
Mamdani meets with close associate of Jeffrey Epstein
November 22, 2025 at 2:40 AM
oh man how deep does the rot go
what a complete penis
November 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
what a complete penis
steamed hams
what’s a food you could eat your way out of? like, if i put you in a pit or something
November 22, 2025 at 1:09 AM
steamed hams
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the way his butt went up in the air and he started yowling when Mamdani spelled his name
I was shocked when Trump started audibly purring whilst Mamdoni hand fed him big macs
November 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
the way his butt went up in the air and he started yowling when Mamdani spelled his name
if you people knew the sorts of shitlib slop that initially radicalized me you’d have a collective aneurysm
November 21, 2025 at 11:25 PM
if you people knew the sorts of shitlib slop that initially radicalized me you’d have a collective aneurysm
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it’s definitely something how curtis sliwa and donald trump have been more normal towards zohran mamdani than cuomo or adams ever could try to fake being
i think it would be cool for the libs/dems to perhaps reflect on that but i know they won’t due to willfully not having the capacity to do so
i think it would be cool for the libs/dems to perhaps reflect on that but i know they won’t due to willfully not having the capacity to do so
November 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
it’s definitely something how curtis sliwa and donald trump have been more normal towards zohran mamdani than cuomo or adams ever could try to fake being
i think it would be cool for the libs/dems to perhaps reflect on that but i know they won’t due to willfully not having the capacity to do so
i think it would be cool for the libs/dems to perhaps reflect on that but i know they won’t due to willfully not having the capacity to do so
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Idc about any high minded analysis, the Mamdani thing is funny
November 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Idc about any high minded analysis, the Mamdani thing is funny
i’m sorry, are they actually planning on going into the swamps? omg there’s a very real chance some of them completely disappear.
Border agents are set to target communities in southeast Mississippi and Louisiana in a major immigration crackdown called "Swamp Sweep.”
Federal agents aim to arrest 5,000 people during the operation.
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Federal agents aim to arrest 5,000 people during the operation.
buff.ly/ISpXE0l
Border Agents Target Mississippi Communities in ‘Swamp Sweep’
Border agents are set to conduct a major immigration crackdown called "Swamp Sweep,” targeting immigrants in southeast Mississippi and Louisiana.
www.mississippifreepress.org
November 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
i’m sorry, are they actually planning on going into the swamps? omg there’s a very real chance some of them completely disappear.