Dan the Architect 🎧
@hstarshot.bsky.social
Fluent in sarcasm and writing my own shitposts. A very serious source of news. Huge fan of boneless potato skins and making music sometimes.
Not here for politics. 🙃
Not here for politics. 🙃
Pinned
Follow back people that make you laugh and mute the ones that demand your outrage.
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who called the Mortal Kombat II character Mileena instead of a Tsai-op
January 22, 2026 at 7:51 PM
who called the Mortal Kombat II character Mileena instead of a Tsai-op
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do you mind if i share the picture of the pizza you made with my discord group? we will make fun of how awful and disgusting it looks
January 21, 2026 at 6:16 PM
do you mind if i share the picture of the pizza you made with my discord group? we will make fun of how awful and disgusting it looks
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fuck it let’s just get super weird with it all ‘til it’s over.
January 20, 2026 at 3:43 AM
fuck it let’s just get super weird with it all ‘til it’s over.
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the other day my 8yo said Spanish was his third language. then he counted "uno, dos, tres..." all the way up to "nueve" and then said "uh, i forget." i said "diez?" and this kid straight up replied "diez nuts"
January 17, 2026 at 5:49 AM
the other day my 8yo said Spanish was his third language. then he counted "uno, dos, tres..." all the way up to "nueve" and then said "uh, i forget." i said "diez?" and this kid straight up replied "diez nuts"
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The Knights Who Say NIN
January 18, 2026 at 2:40 PM
The Knights Who Say NIN
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Can’t wait for this
January 17, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Can’t wait for this
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You can tell by the eyes.
January 17, 2026 at 12:49 PM
You can tell by the eyes.
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Interstellar(2014)
January 17, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Interstellar(2014)
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Soon shall he rise
January 16, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Soon shall he rise
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House hunting in a sleepy little town where I don't know a single soul might fix me
January 17, 2026 at 12:03 AM
House hunting in a sleepy little town where I don't know a single soul might fix me
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Columbo arresting AI for murder
January 14, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Columbo arresting AI for murder
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INVENTOR OF THE TAT: hey check out my tat
INVENTOR OF THE TATTOO: ooh i want a tat too
INVENTOR OF THE TATTOO: ooh i want a tat too
January 14, 2026 at 11:37 PM
INVENTOR OF THE TAT: hey check out my tat
INVENTOR OF THE TATTOO: ooh i want a tat too
INVENTOR OF THE TATTOO: ooh i want a tat too
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I blocked all political accounts and muted all political terms and now I'm much more relaxed, hang on someone's at the door, hmmm it's a wolf
January 14, 2026 at 2:42 PM
I blocked all political accounts and muted all political terms and now I'm much more relaxed, hang on someone's at the door, hmmm it's a wolf
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I saw a fox this morning!
January 14, 2026 at 3:50 AM
I saw a fox this morning!
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Hey you know what let’s hear robot fingers out maybe
January 14, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Hey you know what let’s hear robot fingers out maybe
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You show me a Black Betty, I'll show you a bam-ba-lam. That's the deal.
January 14, 2026 at 3:06 AM
You show me a Black Betty, I'll show you a bam-ba-lam. That's the deal.
I’m here to shitpost and eschew bubble gum and the bubble gum has already been muted
January 14, 2026 at 3:04 AM
I’m here to shitpost and eschew bubble gum and the bubble gum has already been muted
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This is where I post from
January 13, 2026 at 6:27 PM
This is where I post from
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I miss the days when I could type <h3 a lot and punt your ass offline
January 12, 2026 at 9:51 PM
I miss the days when I could type <h3 a lot and punt your ass offline
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Syphon Filter (PS1 / Eidetic / 1999)
January 12, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Syphon Filter (PS1 / Eidetic / 1999)
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*takes a drag* yeah, i was there for the protein wars. august 14, 2019. in the outback. me and the boys were enjoying a bloomin’ onion, that’s when the assault happened. the waitress brought out my filet mignon, it was overcooked! i didn’t want to be a bother, so i asked for a1. *cries* a1 man!!!!!!
January 12, 2026 at 5:52 PM
*takes a drag* yeah, i was there for the protein wars. august 14, 2019. in the outback. me and the boys were enjoying a bloomin’ onion, that’s when the assault happened. the waitress brought out my filet mignon, it was overcooked! i didn’t want to be a bother, so i asked for a1. *cries* a1 man!!!!!!