Dan the Architect 🎧
@hstarshot.bsky.social
Fluent in sarcasm and writing my own shitposts. A very serious source of news. Huge fan of boneless potato skins and making music sometimes.
Not here for politics. 🙃
Not here for politics. 🙃
Pinned
Follow back people that make you laugh and mute the ones that demand your outrage.
Want me to do guest vocals on your song? Sure why not. I’ve never done it before but maybe I’m a hidden gem.
November 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Want me to do guest vocals on your song? Sure why not. I’ve never done it before but maybe I’m a hidden gem.
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You kids think saying numbers is cool? 67? How 'bout 9/11? Still having fun? Didn't think so.
November 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
You kids think saying numbers is cool? 67? How 'bout 9/11? Still having fun? Didn't think so.
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Oh, you thought witch trials were only in our past? Boy, do I have news for you!
October 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Oh, you thought witch trials were only in our past? Boy, do I have news for you!
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Alicia Sylvesterstallone
October 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Alicia Sylvesterstallone
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Good morning warriors!!!
October 7, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Good morning warriors!!!
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Vampire: Master of Darkness (GG / SIMS / 1992)
October 15, 2023 at 3:55 PM
Vampire: Master of Darkness (GG / SIMS / 1992)
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Me: *pays 140 dollars*
Tim Meadows: get away Dewey! don’t eat that Panda Express Orange Chicken! you don’t want any of that shit! It’s delicious!
Me: *delighted* *pays 140 dollars*
Meadows: Dewey get out of here! Don’t eat the rangoons! You don’t want any of that shit!
Me: *delighted* *pays 140
Tim Meadows: get away Dewey! don’t eat that Panda Express Orange Chicken! you don’t want any of that shit! It’s delicious!
Me: *delighted* *pays 140 dollars*
Meadows: Dewey get out of here! Don’t eat the rangoons! You don’t want any of that shit!
Me: *delighted* *pays 140
October 6, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Me: *pays 140 dollars*
Tim Meadows: get away Dewey! don’t eat that Panda Express Orange Chicken! you don’t want any of that shit! It’s delicious!
Me: *delighted* *pays 140 dollars*
Meadows: Dewey get out of here! Don’t eat the rangoons! You don’t want any of that shit!
Me: *delighted* *pays 140
Tim Meadows: get away Dewey! don’t eat that Panda Express Orange Chicken! you don’t want any of that shit! It’s delicious!
Me: *delighted* *pays 140 dollars*
Meadows: Dewey get out of here! Don’t eat the rangoons! You don’t want any of that shit!
Me: *delighted* *pays 140
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if bsky tanks i guess i’ll go back to saying stupid, weird, uncomfortable things to various cashiers and waitstaff
October 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
if bsky tanks i guess i’ll go back to saying stupid, weird, uncomfortable things to various cashiers and waitstaff
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SOME GUY IN THE 50'S: i bet aliens fly around outer space inside of big shiny saucers
EVERYONE ELSE: agreed, lock it in
EVERYONE ELSE: agreed, lock it in
October 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
SOME GUY IN THE 50'S: i bet aliens fly around outer space inside of big shiny saucers
EVERYONE ELSE: agreed, lock it in
EVERYONE ELSE: agreed, lock it in
Back in the day, I got a record store to break street date on a new Metallica album so I could listen to it that night.
Unfortunately though that album was St. Anger.
Unfortunately though that album was St. Anger.
October 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Back in the day, I got a record store to break street date on a new Metallica album so I could listen to it that night.
Unfortunately though that album was St. Anger.
Unfortunately though that album was St. Anger.
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Contrary to myth, it's not bacteria that makes Komodo Dragons' mouths so dangerous. It's their biting sarcasm.
October 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Contrary to myth, it's not bacteria that makes Komodo Dragons' mouths so dangerous. It's their biting sarcasm.
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Taurus: Give yourself a little credit. Not everyone could screw up so badly in such a variety of ways.
October 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Taurus: Give yourself a little credit. Not everyone could screw up so badly in such a variety of ways.
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every Big Online Discourse™ reads like a transcript of people yelling at each other simultaneously catching every 3-4 words the other person is saying and assuming they understood it right
October 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
every Big Online Discourse™ reads like a transcript of people yelling at each other simultaneously catching every 3-4 words the other person is saying and assuming they understood it right
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Ah, you think shitposting is your ally? You merely adopted the shitpost. I was born in it, molded by it.
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Ah, you think shitposting is your ally? You merely adopted the shitpost. I was born in it, molded by it.
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If you're gonna arrest me you might as well arrest everyone who reposted it! Oh, you plan to? Oh dear
October 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
If you're gonna arrest me you might as well arrest everyone who reposted it! Oh, you plan to? Oh dear
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don't mean to get political, but my bones are haunted
October 4, 2025 at 6:52 PM
don't mean to get political, but my bones are haunted
I have spent an extraordinary amount of time revving my car up to 88mph. Hoping I can go back and fix a few things.
October 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I have spent an extraordinary amount of time revving my car up to 88mph. Hoping I can go back and fix a few things.
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Current:
a white cat with a sad face is laying down on the floor .
Alt: a white cat with a sad face is laying down on the floor .
media.tenor.com
September 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Current:
Idk if you guys have heard of this Phil Collins guy but he’s got a ton of bangers
October 1, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Idk if you guys have heard of this Phil Collins guy but he’s got a ton of bangers
Y’all better simmer down or I’ll post an image without alt text and then you’ll really be mad.
September 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Y’all better simmer down or I’ll post an image without alt text and then you’ll really be mad.
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Im a bitch
Im a lover
Lethal weapon
Danny Glover
Im a lover
Lethal weapon
Danny Glover
I'm a bitch
I'm a lover
if you're mean
I'll tell your mother
I'm a lover
if you're mean
I'll tell your mother
September 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Im a bitch
Im a lover
Lethal weapon
Danny Glover
Im a lover
Lethal weapon
Danny Glover