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@kn3rds.bsky.social
I am a mechanical man.
Enginerd, Dad, homeowner and grown-up BY TITLE ONLY.
Broadcast accounts get fucked
humorous?: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:76xh7wh5dwb5kqlicheamuvq/feed/aaab6czgoetwo
Enginerd, Dad, homeowner and grown-up BY TITLE ONLY.
Broadcast accounts get fucked
humorous?: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:76xh7wh5dwb5kqlicheamuvq/feed/aaab6czgoetwo
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@kn3rds.bsky.social
· May 30
Revising my pin. Here’s the slop I block because it’s omnipresent across all social media and I am *NOT* here for it:
- Trump media (including news articles showing his face)
- AI slop and AI evangelists (go fucking pick up a pencil)
- Liberal classism (if you’re blue and rich, you’re not blue)
- Trump media (including news articles showing his face)
- AI slop and AI evangelists (go fucking pick up a pencil)
- Liberal classism (if you’re blue and rich, you’re not blue)
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my best friend/worst enemy, @jamesleech.bsky.social, has made an Incredible Thing.
February 11, 2026 at 6:19 PM
my best friend/worst enemy, @jamesleech.bsky.social, has made an Incredible Thing.
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At the Epstein hearing today, Rep. Jayapal asked all the Epstein victims to raise their hand if AG Pam Bondi/DOJ has refused to meet with them.
All of them raised their hands.
Every. Single. One.
Threads
All of them raised their hands.
Every. Single. One.
Threads
February 11, 2026 at 6:18 PM
At the Epstein hearing today, Rep. Jayapal asked all the Epstein victims to raise their hand if AG Pam Bondi/DOJ has refused to meet with them.
All of them raised their hands.
Every. Single. One.
Threads
All of them raised their hands.
Every. Single. One.
Threads
New policy: Company demands 100% Return to Orifice
February 11, 2026 at 4:42 PM
New policy: Company demands 100% Return to Orifice
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I started into RDR2 about a month ago. I just recently discovered the Lemoyne Raiders (aka the in-game racists)
Aaaaaand now I have a new in-game mission. And it rhymes with bass birder.
Aaaaaand now I have a new in-game mission. And it rhymes with bass birder.
February 11, 2026 at 2:58 AM
I started into RDR2 about a month ago. I just recently discovered the Lemoyne Raiders (aka the in-game racists)
Aaaaaand now I have a new in-game mission. And it rhymes with bass birder.
Aaaaaand now I have a new in-game mission. And it rhymes with bass birder.
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Gonna go read some more of my nerd book about sharks because there's too much random bad shit in my brain.
February 10, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Gonna go read some more of my nerd book about sharks because there's too much random bad shit in my brain.
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I want an open casket funeral but with like only a middle door displaying my butt
February 10, 2026 at 3:38 PM
I want an open casket funeral but with like only a middle door displaying my butt
So. Like. At first pass. Y’all saw what I saw, right?
February 10, 2026 at 9:53 PM
So. Like. At first pass. Y’all saw what I saw, right?
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the repressed psychological
damage of your name being
underlined by the spellcheck
damage of your name being
underlined by the spellcheck
February 10, 2026 at 8:50 PM
the repressed psychological
damage of your name being
underlined by the spellcheck
damage of your name being
underlined by the spellcheck
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If penny lane is in my ears and in my eyes WHAT IS IN MY MOUTH AND NOSE AND WHY WONT IT STOP COMING OUT DEAR GOD WHY WONT IT STOP
February 10, 2026 at 6:00 PM
If penny lane is in my ears and in my eyes WHAT IS IN MY MOUTH AND NOSE AND WHY WONT IT STOP COMING OUT DEAR GOD WHY WONT IT STOP
Concrete is the only material known to, over time, naturally grow a fine residue of art
February 10, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Concrete is the only material known to, over time, naturally grow a fine residue of art
This article got linked to me and quite frankly it’s hilarious. Like it took the rest of the modern news media this long to realize what we’ve all been screaming.
www.huffpost.com/entry/super-...
www.huffpost.com/entry/super-...
People Are Saying This Year’s Super Bowl Ads Reflect The Dystopian Reality We Are Living In — And It’s Scary
Capitalism is truly coming back to bite us...
www.huffpost.com
February 10, 2026 at 7:15 PM
This article got linked to me and quite frankly it’s hilarious. Like it took the rest of the modern news media this long to realize what we’ve all been screaming.
www.huffpost.com/entry/super-...
www.huffpost.com/entry/super-...
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Report: Employers Created 40,000 New Jobs For Existing Employees Last Month https://theonion.com/report-employers-created-40-000-new-jobs-for-existing-1819575878/
February 10, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Report: Employers Created 40,000 New Jobs For Existing Employees Last Month https://theonion.com/report-employers-created-40-000-new-jobs-for-existing-1819575878/
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Whale evolution makes me uncomfortable
February 9, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Whale evolution makes me uncomfortable
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Finding out that top execs from both LifeTouch and Chuck E. Cheese are in the Epstein files has pissed me off in a way that I didn’t think was still possible.
February 10, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Finding out that top execs from both LifeTouch and Chuck E. Cheese are in the Epstein files has pissed me off in a way that I didn’t think was still possible.
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Goth Bimbo Heathcliff - I feel i might need to remind you where you are.
February 10, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Goth Bimbo Heathcliff - I feel i might need to remind you where you are.
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Bringing a sharp cheddar to a charcuterie fight
February 10, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Bringing a sharp cheddar to a charcuterie fight
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A mirage? A noasis I call it.
February 10, 2026 at 5:22 PM
A mirage? A noasis I call it.
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Is your timeline lacking? Don’t go to the discover page, it’s terrifying there. Go here instead…
go.bsky.app/HVpXmDo
go.bsky.app/HVpXmDo
February 10, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Is your timeline lacking? Don’t go to the discover page, it’s terrifying there. Go here instead…
go.bsky.app/HVpXmDo
go.bsky.app/HVpXmDo
