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@kn3rds.bsky.social
I am a mechanical man.
Enginerd, Dad, homeowner and grown-up BY TITLE ONLY.
new: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:76xh7wh5dwb5kqlicheamuvq/feed/aaab56epejdpe
humorous?: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:76xh7wh5dwb5kqlicheamuvq/feed/aaab6czgoetwo
Enginerd, Dad, homeowner and grown-up BY TITLE ONLY.
new: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:76xh7wh5dwb5kqlicheamuvq/feed/aaab56epejdpe
humorous?: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:76xh7wh5dwb5kqlicheamuvq/feed/aaab6czgoetwo
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@kn3rds.bsky.social
· May 30
Revising my pin. Here’s the slop I block because it’s omnipresent across all social media and I am *NOT* here for it:
- Trump media (including news articles showing his face)
- AI slop and AI evangelists (go fucking pick up a pencil)
- Liberal classism (if you’re blue and rich, you’re not blue)
- Trump media (including news articles showing his face)
- AI slop and AI evangelists (go fucking pick up a pencil)
- Liberal classism (if you’re blue and rich, you’re not blue)
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Why tf would we ever use A I when we can put weird hand stuff in our own pics?
November 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Why tf would we ever use A I when we can put weird hand stuff in our own pics?
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so if y'all were passing through Macon and saw me chasing a man in a hot dog costume while screaming obscenities at him, would y'all hop out and help me get him, or just ride on by, pretending you didn't see that?
this may be important later
this may be important later
November 11, 2025 at 10:29 AM
so if y'all were passing through Macon and saw me chasing a man in a hot dog costume while screaming obscenities at him, would y'all hop out and help me get him, or just ride on by, pretending you didn't see that?
this may be important later
this may be important later
A wabbajack or similar weapon
November 11, 2025 at 1:14 PM
A wabbajack or similar weapon
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Holy cow!!
Those were mommas words when she saw the sunset. She rushed us outside for a photo shoot. We hope you enjoy. Sleep well pals.
🐾🩷🩵🩵
Those were mommas words when she saw the sunset. She rushed us outside for a photo shoot. We hope you enjoy. Sleep well pals.
🐾🩷🩵🩵
November 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Holy cow!!
Those were mommas words when she saw the sunset. She rushed us outside for a photo shoot. We hope you enjoy. Sleep well pals.
🐾🩷🩵🩵
Those were mommas words when she saw the sunset. She rushed us outside for a photo shoot. We hope you enjoy. Sleep well pals.
🐾🩷🩵🩵
We are home, out of the parabolic reflector and into an inflatable. Leg is wrapped. This poor giant monster is FUCKING OUT OF IT. But he is home. And that makes me happy.
November 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
We are home, out of the parabolic reflector and into an inflatable. Leg is wrapped. This poor giant monster is FUCKING OUT OF IT. But he is home. And that makes me happy.
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What fresh hell, indeed!
Looks like there might be a wave of fake ass BlueSky accounts trying to play official sending a phishing/malware link in chat to “verify” your account.
Fucking douchebags🖕🤬🖕
Looks like there might be a wave of fake ass BlueSky accounts trying to play official sending a phishing/malware link in chat to “verify” your account.
Fucking douchebags🖕🤬🖕
@moderation.bsky.app another one! Time to flyswat @bskyhelper-02.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
What fresh hell, indeed!
Looks like there might be a wave of fake ass BlueSky accounts trying to play official sending a phishing/malware link in chat to “verify” your account.
Fucking douchebags🖕🤬🖕
Looks like there might be a wave of fake ass BlueSky accounts trying to play official sending a phishing/malware link in chat to “verify” your account.
Fucking douchebags🖕🤬🖕
They gave this poor baby THE BIGGEST RADAR CONE EVER
November 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
They gave this poor baby THE BIGGEST RADAR CONE EVER
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November 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
@moderation.bsky.app another one! Time to flyswat @bskyhelper-02.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
@moderation.bsky.app another one! Time to flyswat @bskyhelper-02.bsky.social
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zombie turkey drumsticks seen rummaging through trash cans
November 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
zombie turkey drumsticks seen rummaging through trash cans
My oldest daughter just went through her first breakup.
Wife & I came out of the woodwork with a new video game, chocolate and her favorite lays chips.
Wife & I came out of the woodwork with a new video game, chocolate and her favorite lays chips.
November 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
My oldest daughter just went through her first breakup.
Wife & I came out of the woodwork with a new video game, chocolate and her favorite lays chips.
Wife & I came out of the woodwork with a new video game, chocolate and her favorite lays chips.
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Sometimes you’re like, fuck it, and just live.
November 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Sometimes you’re like, fuck it, and just live.
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Love shack is a liddle ol place
November 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Love shack is a liddle ol place
Yo @moderation.bsky.app - y’all got an OBVIOUS fake account at @supportblueskyy.bsky.social - proooooobsbly want to delete it
November 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Yo @moderation.bsky.app - y’all got an OBVIOUS fake account at @supportblueskyy.bsky.social - proooooobsbly want to delete it
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A 50 year mortgage minimizes your monthly payment by $200/month but adds $390K in interest over the life of the loan
a young man wearing glasses and a purple shirt is making a face .
ALT: a young man wearing glasses and a purple shirt is making a face .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
A 50 year mortgage minimizes your monthly payment by $200/month but adds $390K in interest over the life of the loan
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Sharing this again bc it’s important
November 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Sharing this again bc it’s important
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Plastic trees have been extinct for over 100 years. YOU’RE ALL BUYING FAKE PLASTIC!
November 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Plastic trees have been extinct for over 100 years. YOU’RE ALL BUYING FAKE PLASTIC!
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Instead of asking "Where's Waldo?," we should all ask ourselves "Why's Waldo?" and give our therapists some fresh material to work with.
November 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Instead of asking "Where's Waldo?," we should all ask ourselves "Why's Waldo?" and give our therapists some fresh material to work with.
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Face + scent
(this scent is the good one from the sea / not the bad one!)
(this scent is the good one from the sea / not the bad one!)
November 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Face + scent
(this scent is the good one from the sea / not the bad one!)
(this scent is the good one from the sea / not the bad one!)
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HEALTHY FARTS!! YAY!!
November 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
HEALTHY FARTS!! YAY!!
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every AI ad is like
“hey gemini, what would i have for lunch?”
and then the phone is like
“sandwich”
and the guy is like
“wow”
“hey gemini, what would i have for lunch?”
and then the phone is like
“sandwich”
and the guy is like
“wow”
September 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
every AI ad is like
“hey gemini, what would i have for lunch?”
and then the phone is like
“sandwich”
and the guy is like
“wow”
“hey gemini, what would i have for lunch?”
and then the phone is like
“sandwich”
and the guy is like
“wow”
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Republicans tried to make Virginia’s elections all about trans people. They lost everything. www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/11/repu...
Republicans tried to make Virginia's elections all about trans people. They lost everything. - LGBTQ Nation
Democrats swept the 3 statewide elections yesterday and picked up more seats in the state legislature.
www.lgbtqnation.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Republicans tried to make Virginia’s elections all about trans people. They lost everything. www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/11/repu...
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If you're not on that first one, don't be cry. I'm making three and it's really difficult finding all my people at 6 am. Here's list two. Some of my best friends aren't on either of these and I know it. Hang in there, it's coming
go.bsky.app/3KzRR2m
go.bsky.app/3KzRR2m
November 10, 2025 at 12:44 PM
If you're not on that first one, don't be cry. I'm making three and it's really difficult finding all my people at 6 am. Here's list two. Some of my best friends aren't on either of these and I know it. Hang in there, it's coming
go.bsky.app/3KzRR2m
go.bsky.app/3KzRR2m