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@kn3rds.bsky.social
I am a mechanical man.
Enginerd, Dad, homeowner and grown-up BY TITLE ONLY.
new: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:76xh7wh5dwb5kqlicheamuvq/feed/aaab56epejdpe
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Enginerd, Dad, homeowner and grown-up BY TITLE ONLY.
new: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:76xh7wh5dwb5kqlicheamuvq/feed/aaab56epejdpe
humorous?: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:76xh7wh5dwb5kqlicheamuvq/feed/aaab6czgoetwo
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@kn3rds.bsky.social
· May 30
Revising my pin. Here’s the slop I block because it’s omnipresent across all social media and I am *NOT* here for it:
- Trump media (including news articles showing his face)
- AI slop and AI evangelists (go fucking pick up a pencil)
- Liberal classism (if you’re blue and rich, you’re not blue)
- Trump media (including news articles showing his face)
- AI slop and AI evangelists (go fucking pick up a pencil)
- Liberal classism (if you’re blue and rich, you’re not blue)
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All the boys think she's a spy,
She's got Steve Buscemi eyes.
She's got Steve Buscemi eyes.
December 28, 2025 at 5:37 AM
All the boys think she's a spy,
She's got Steve Buscemi eyes.
She's got Steve Buscemi eyes.
If Zuckersjam made this thing $2 I’d buy it for some shitposting. Otherwise I’m guuuud
Meta Quest Pro $679.99 via Woot (Amazon Prime Eligible). https://ow.ly/hEgZ50XPcVH
December 28, 2025 at 6:09 AM
If Zuckersjam made this thing $2 I’d buy it for some shitposting. Otherwise I’m guuuud
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New Year's resolution: Gonna mix it up, try something new, stunt on the skyline a little
less dipshit, more cumclown
less dipshit, more cumclown
December 28, 2025 at 6:03 AM
New Year's resolution: Gonna mix it up, try something new, stunt on the skyline a little
less dipshit, more cumclown
less dipshit, more cumclown
Attention @ghosthardware05.bsky.social I need you to explicate for me, in 5 well organized paragraphs, why you chose your username. This is going to be 1/3rd of your grade and there is no curve. This is due yesterday.
December 28, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Attention @ghosthardware05.bsky.social I need you to explicate for me, in 5 well organized paragraphs, why you chose your username. This is going to be 1/3rd of your grade and there is no curve. This is due yesterday.
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Hey @ghosthardware05.bsky.social , wanna go for a ride around the neighborhood?
December 28, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Hey @ghosthardware05.bsky.social , wanna go for a ride around the neighborhood?
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Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes ham sniffers
December 28, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes ham sniffers
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NEO WE BLEW UP THE WORLD AND NOW THERES NO STEAK YOU HAVE TO LIVE IN A CAVE AND EAT BUGS WITH ME NEO!!!!
December 28, 2025 at 5:41 AM
NEO WE BLEW UP THE WORLD AND NOW THERES NO STEAK YOU HAVE TO LIVE IN A CAVE AND EAT BUGS WITH ME NEO!!!!
This is the reason I often consider leaving Bluesky. This whole thread is just…ugh
im getting ripped apart in the quote tweets later if you want to join
December 28, 2025 at 5:44 AM
This is the reason I often consider leaving Bluesky. This whole thread is just…ugh
Hope y’all are having a good weird-several-days-between-Christmas-and-New-Years. So far I have installed a new TV (the old one’s backlight died on Xmas day), done driver’s ed for the teen, took the younger kiddo to a rock show and SLEPT. Like a WHOOOLE LOTTA SLEEPINS.
December 28, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Hope y’all are having a good weird-several-days-between-Christmas-and-New-Years. So far I have installed a new TV (the old one’s backlight died on Xmas day), done driver’s ed for the teen, took the younger kiddo to a rock show and SLEPT. Like a WHOOOLE LOTTA SLEEPINS.
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Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains.
December 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains.
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Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
December 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
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Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
December 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
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Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
Not a skippable track on this album.
Not a skippable track on this album.
December 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
Not a skippable track on this album.
Not a skippable track on this album.
Not my dogs. But visiting in-laws has its perks. Li’l bitty Pom babies!
December 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Not my dogs. But visiting in-laws has its perks. Li’l bitty Pom babies!
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Captain Phillips (2013)
December 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Captain Phillips (2013)
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Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
That’s beautiful daddy.
That’s beautiful daddy.
December 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
That’s beautiful daddy.
That’s beautiful daddy.
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"People on bluesky don't want to hear -" BLOCK
December 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
"People on bluesky don't want to hear -" BLOCK
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Fortunate to live 1,626 km from the nearest family members
December 25, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Fortunate to live 1,626 km from the nearest family members
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Thinning out my archives and I have 4 prints remaining from officially licensed Star Wars and Gallery 1988 release from 2015.
12x12 Giclee Signed (AP Print)
$100 + $7 US Shipping
12x12 Giclee Signed (AP Print)
$100 + $7 US Shipping
December 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Thinning out my archives and I have 4 prints remaining from officially licensed Star Wars and Gallery 1988 release from 2015.
12x12 Giclee Signed (AP Print)
$100 + $7 US Shipping
12x12 Giclee Signed (AP Print)
$100 + $7 US Shipping
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some of this year's ships #spaceshipaday #scifiart
December 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
some of this year's ships #spaceshipaday #scifiart
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Show me what you can do with just a pen!
(if marker pens count, I have them in my pocket at all times)
(if marker pens count, I have them in my pocket at all times)
December 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Show me what you can do with just a pen!
(if marker pens count, I have them in my pocket at all times)
(if marker pens count, I have them in my pocket at all times)
Whole grain robots have but one purpose. TO SERVE BRAN.
December 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Whole grain robots have but one purpose. TO SERVE BRAN.
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.