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almost as cool as a cucumber
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If your skeet is popular in Maine, they call it a Bangor
Prozac is just short for Professional Zachariah.
January 24, 2026 at 2:16 AM
🎵 It's Friday I'm in love 🎵

*with this sky she clarified
January 24, 2026 at 1:14 AM
*drinks water
*exersighs
January 21, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Pen is just short for Penjamin
January 19, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Quick! Hop into my thyme machine.
January 19, 2026 at 9:32 PM
The energy I'm bringing to this Monday crap
a woman is cutting a birthday cake with a knife .
Alt: A gif of Pippi Longstocking sitting down to a table and pulling a ginormous pie to herself as she digs in with a fork
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Right now, this very second, a deep breath 🫶
January 19, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Show a TV show that raised you
January 18, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Feel something?
In this economy?!
January 18, 2026 at 2:51 AM
You know who's moisturized, hydrated, and unbothered? Because it ain't me 😂
January 18, 2026 at 12:30 AM
January 17, 2026 at 6:03 PM
I like getting caught in the rain, but I don't like your pina coladas. What now?
January 17, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Draw me like one of your Etch-A-Sketch girls
January 17, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Ruin a band by changing one letter:

The Yeastie Boys 😭
Ruin a band by changing one letter:

The Poo Fighters
Ruin a band by changing one letter:

The Dinks
January 17, 2026 at 12:51 AM
I'm not a regular adult
I'm a groan adult
January 16, 2026 at 3:17 AM
@karendippity.bsky.social
Your avi is the cat's pajamas 😹❣️
January 16, 2026 at 3:04 AM
ALF will return in Avengers Doomsday
January 16, 2026 at 2:29 AM
🥺
January 15, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Making spaghetti sauce even the nonnas would envy. Arnie promises to keep my culinary secrets, so don't bother asking him.
January 15, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Food is not pillowy
Clothes are not buttery
Thank you for coming to my TED talk
January 14, 2026 at 10:50 PM
@taint9.bsky.social
What do you sell at your store, my friend 🤣
January 14, 2026 at 7:23 PM
The Harper Valley PTA would eradicate the moms of liberty.
January 14, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Okay, but they also might NOT be giants
January 13, 2026 at 3:04 AM
I'm sorry. I wasn't listening because...
January 13, 2026 at 1:51 AM
In all of my 20+ years of subtitling, no one has ever called me captionvating 😭
January 12, 2026 at 3:40 AM