Ambrrrrrrrino ❄️
@nellieadjacent.bsky.social
almost as cool as a cucumber
Pinned
If your skeet is popular in Maine, they call it a Bangor
Prozac is just short for Professional Zachariah.
January 24, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Prozac is just short for Professional Zachariah.
🎵 It's Friday I'm in love 🎵
*with this sky she clarified
*with this sky she clarified
January 24, 2026 at 1:14 AM
🎵 It's Friday I'm in love 🎵
*with this sky she clarified
*with this sky she clarified
*drinks water
*exersighs
*exersighs
January 21, 2026 at 9:52 PM
*drinks water
*exersighs
*exersighs
Pen is just short for Penjamin
January 19, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Pen is just short for Penjamin
Quick! Hop into my thyme machine.
January 19, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Quick! Hop into my thyme machine.
The energy I'm bringing to this Monday crap
a woman is cutting a birthday cake with a knife .
Alt: A gif of Pippi Longstocking sitting down to a table and pulling a ginormous pie to herself as she digs in with a fork
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2026 at 3:27 PM
The energy I'm bringing to this Monday crap
Right now, this very second, a deep breath 🫶
January 19, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Right now, this very second, a deep breath 🫶
Show a TV show that raised you
January 18, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Show a TV show that raised you
Feel something?
In this economy?!
In this economy?!
January 18, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Feel something?
In this economy?!
In this economy?!
You know who's moisturized, hydrated, and unbothered? Because it ain't me 😂
January 18, 2026 at 12:30 AM
You know who's moisturized, hydrated, and unbothered? Because it ain't me 😂
I like getting caught in the rain, but I don't like your pina coladas. What now?
January 17, 2026 at 5:56 PM
I like getting caught in the rain, but I don't like your pina coladas. What now?
Draw me like one of your Etch-A-Sketch girls
January 17, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Draw me like one of your Etch-A-Sketch girls
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
The Yeastie Boys 😭
The Yeastie Boys 😭
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
The Poo Fighters
The Poo Fighters
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
The Dinks
The Dinks
January 17, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
The Yeastie Boys 😭
The Yeastie Boys 😭
I'm not a regular adult
I'm a groan adult
I'm a groan adult
January 16, 2026 at 3:17 AM
I'm not a regular adult
I'm a groan adult
I'm a groan adult
@karendippity.bsky.social
Your avi is the cat's pajamas 😹❣️
Your avi is the cat's pajamas 😹❣️
January 16, 2026 at 3:04 AM
@karendippity.bsky.social
Your avi is the cat's pajamas 😹❣️
Your avi is the cat's pajamas 😹❣️
ALF will return in Avengers Doomsday
January 16, 2026 at 2:29 AM
ALF will return in Avengers Doomsday
Making spaghetti sauce even the nonnas would envy. Arnie promises to keep my culinary secrets, so don't bother asking him.
January 15, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Making spaghetti sauce even the nonnas would envy. Arnie promises to keep my culinary secrets, so don't bother asking him.
Food is not pillowy
Clothes are not buttery
Thank you for coming to my TED talk
Clothes are not buttery
Thank you for coming to my TED talk
January 14, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Food is not pillowy
Clothes are not buttery
Thank you for coming to my TED talk
Clothes are not buttery
Thank you for coming to my TED talk
@taint9.bsky.social
What do you sell at your store, my friend 🤣
What do you sell at your store, my friend 🤣
January 14, 2026 at 7:23 PM
@taint9.bsky.social
What do you sell at your store, my friend 🤣
What do you sell at your store, my friend 🤣
The Harper Valley PTA would eradicate the moms of liberty.
January 14, 2026 at 12:20 AM
The Harper Valley PTA would eradicate the moms of liberty.
Okay, but they also might NOT be giants
January 13, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Okay, but they also might NOT be giants
I'm sorry. I wasn't listening because...
January 13, 2026 at 1:51 AM
I'm sorry. I wasn't listening because...
In all of my 20+ years of subtitling, no one has ever called me captionvating 😭
January 12, 2026 at 3:40 AM
In all of my 20+ years of subtitling, no one has ever called me captionvating 😭