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Brie
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Wondering if I could crawl into my own womb like some kind of Cronenberg armadillo and roll away to the sea
I just unplugged my kitchen sink minus a plumber
Once again reminding myself how fabulous I am
All bow to a true domestic goddess
November 25, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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10 minutes and I leave for work again. Can I eat 12 mince pies in 10 minutes?
November 25, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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I've been married long enough to know that healthy communication is only for divorced people.
November 25, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Did you know….
Ugggh forgot what I wanted to say
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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Any fans of ultramarine blue out there?
Gulf Storm. 6”x6” oil painting
November 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I could be wrong but I don’t think any serial killer wore a kilt and played the bagpipes
November 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I was introduced to the universe
when as an adult
I went back to college
I learned a lot in those three years about life
about poetry
the body
the mind
the world
about how hate is born of fear
about how we let ourselves down with our choices
and finally how with just a yes or no we honour life
November 24, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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When calligraphers get mad they send strongly lettered words
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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"The White Night", 1935, by the German-American artist Adolf Fassbender. (1884-1980)
November 24, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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The work week looms like a Robert Eggers film
November 24, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, Charlie Brown.
No, I am your father, Charlie Brown.
I serve only one master. His name is Shai Hulud, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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I see dead people, Charlie Brown
We all float down here, Charlie Brown
Second prize is a set of steak knives, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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You Will Prefer Another Target, a Military Target? Then Name the System, Charlie Brown!
That'll do, Charlie Brown
A wizard is never late, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die, Charlie Brown.
He was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died, Charlie Brown
[P] The truth is…you're the weak, and I am the tyranny of evil men. But I'm trying, Charlie Brown. I'm trying *real hard* to be the shepherd.
November 24, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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a clutter shaming robot that goes around the house taking pics of clutter and sending them to your mom
November 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Two, four, six, eight, how do we dissociate?
November 23, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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"Don't forget for tonight's Bingo games, we have a special two-for-one on game cards."
November 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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People die, but their creations live on. Create something nice. Make your ancestors proud of you.
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Mom: What are you grateful for?

Me: Ground turkey
November 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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imagine hating me and i'm just over here trying to shrink myself so i can live in a dollhouse
November 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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My painting DAIRY COWS
November 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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why does the most awkward person in every sitcom seem to be based on someone like me
November 22, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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This past summer in Newport. 6”x6” oil
November 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Things I avoid

Dog parks

Soft AF toilet paper

Anyone who says namaste unironically

People who thrive on irony

Pick mes

My neighbours

Big spoons

Chips

Crowds

People who hum

Starbucks

Sitting for long

Thongs

Men

Babies

Religion

Answering the phone or door

Guns

Fillers

Snakes
November 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM