Paul and Storm
@paulandstorm.bsky.social
Two guys, lotsa songs, and a cruise (http://jococruise.com). 3 seasons of "MST3k", plus Despicable Me 2 (long story). P=Paul, S=Storm in posts. Both he/him.
[P] "They're fucking couches that ought by right get fucked by American citizens."
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
[P] "They're fucking couches that ought by right get fucked by American citizens."
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you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric
[P] In the skies over Gotham, the @ifbookspod.bsky.social Signal shines out
November 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
[P] In the skies over Gotham, the @ifbookspod.bsky.social Signal shines out
[P] Every picture of Kash Patel—every single one—looks like he just gambled and lost on a fart.
"A recent spate of reporting indicates that Kash Patel’s time as director is going about as well as could be expected — which is to say, it’s an organization-soul-crushing and morale-killing disaster that imperils national security," writes @vermontgmg.bsky.social.
Kash Patel, the FBI's Agent of Chaos
The biggest little scandal in Washington right now is how bad Patel is at being FBI director
www.doomsdayscenario.co
November 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
[P] Every picture of Kash Patel—every single one—looks like he just gambled and lost on a fart.
Some self-promo amongst all the capital-N news this week...we have two live shows with Jonathan Coulton next week (rescheduled from Sept):
11/19: Rams Head on Stage, Annapolis, MD
www.ramsheadonstage.com/events/detai...
11/20: The Birchmere, Alexandria, VA
www.birchmere.com/events/jonat...
11/19: Rams Head on Stage, Annapolis, MD
www.ramsheadonstage.com/events/detai...
11/20: The Birchmere, Alexandria, VA
www.birchmere.com/events/jonat...
Jonathan Coulton and Paul & Storm | Rams Head On Stage – Official Site
www.ramsheadonstage.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Some self-promo amongst all the capital-N news this week...we have two live shows with Jonathan Coulton next week (rescheduled from Sept):
11/19: Rams Head on Stage, Annapolis, MD
www.ramsheadonstage.com/events/detai...
11/20: The Birchmere, Alexandria, VA
www.birchmere.com/events/jonat...
11/19: Rams Head on Stage, Annapolis, MD
www.ramsheadonstage.com/events/detai...
11/20: The Birchmere, Alexandria, VA
www.birchmere.com/events/jonat...
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“The biased prosecutor cherry-picked the few days when I was robbing banks vs the thousands of days when I did no such thing”
"These emails are cherry-picked."
"Ok, but you get that it's a problem that your tree has ANY cherries that are emails conspiring with a paedophilic sex trafficker?"
"Ok, but you get that it's a problem that your tree has ANY cherries that are emails conspiring with a paedophilic sex trafficker?"
November 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
“The biased prosecutor cherry-picked the few days when I was robbing banks vs the thousands of days when I did no such thing”
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As a cultural Catholic* I am absolutely delighted by Leo’s hammering of JD Vance
*I was born into Catholicism and although I no longer believe in God I remain all in on any kind of Catholic intrigue
*I was born into Catholicism and although I no longer believe in God I remain all in on any kind of Catholic intrigue
BREAKING: At Pope Leo XIV’s urging, U.S. Catholic bishops just delivered the strongest rebuke of a sitting president in Church history — condemning Trump-Vance raids as “inhumane” and “dehumanizing” in a 216–5 vote.
NEW: At Pope Leo’s Urging, Bishops Issue Historic Rebuke of Trump’s Raids
Nearly all U.S. Catholic bishops united in Baltimore to denounce the Trump administration’s “inhumane” deportation campaign — a near-unanimous, unprecedented moral stand against a sitting president.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
As a cultural Catholic* I am absolutely delighted by Leo’s hammering of JD Vance
*I was born into Catholicism and although I no longer believe in God I remain all in on any kind of Catholic intrigue
*I was born into Catholicism and although I no longer believe in God I remain all in on any kind of Catholic intrigue
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Only shocking thing about the Epstein emails so far is that Cuomo isn’t in them
November 13, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Only shocking thing about the Epstein emails so far is that Cuomo isn’t in them
[P] I rotated this a touch so that the top of the shield lines up with the green line.
Look how misaligned the "D" and final "R" in DEPARTMENT OF WAR are. The Getty watermark obscures it, but the "U" and final "A" of UNITED STATES OF AMERICA are off, too.
Some Design 101-level shit.
Look how misaligned the "D" and final "R" in DEPARTMENT OF WAR are. The Getty watermark obscures it, but the "U" and final "A" of UNITED STATES OF AMERICA are off, too.
Some Design 101-level shit.
November 13, 2025 at 3:09 AM
[P] I rotated this a touch so that the top of the shield lines up with the green line.
Look how misaligned the "D" and final "R" in DEPARTMENT OF WAR are. The Getty watermark obscures it, but the "U" and final "A" of UNITED STATES OF AMERICA are off, too.
Some Design 101-level shit.
Look how misaligned the "D" and final "R" in DEPARTMENT OF WAR are. The Getty watermark obscures it, but the "U" and final "A" of UNITED STATES OF AMERICA are off, too.
Some Design 101-level shit.
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
[P] Grijalva, the discharge petition signed
November 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
[P] Grijalva, the discharge petition signed
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one thing i hate is when the president is a pedophile
November 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
one thing i hate is when the president is a pedophile
[P] same energy
November 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
[P] same energy
[P] Doesn't it show my aversion to violence when I keep shouting at the nerd I'm pummeling, "stop hitting yourself"?
Q: Given you answers about transparency, why are WH officials meeting with Boebert in an effort to get her to not sign the Epstein files petition?
LEAVITT: Doesn't it show transparency that members of the Trump administration are willing to brief members of Congress?
LEAVITT: Doesn't it show transparency that members of the Trump administration are willing to brief members of Congress?
November 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
[P] Doesn't it show my aversion to violence when I keep shouting at the nerd I'm pummeling, "stop hitting yourself"?
[P} There's three of us in the house these days; me, my wife and my younger daughter.
Somehow, we go through roughly 17 mugs per day.
(Note: I don't drink coffee.)
Somehow, we go through roughly 17 mugs per day.
(Note: I don't drink coffee.)
November 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
[P} There's three of us in the house these days; me, my wife and my younger daughter.
Somehow, we go through roughly 17 mugs per day.
(Note: I don't drink coffee.)
Somehow, we go through roughly 17 mugs per day.
(Note: I don't drink coffee.)
[S] When you suddenly realize what your new shirt reminds you of.
November 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
[S] When you suddenly realize what your new shirt reminds you of.
[P] iT's GoT tO bE aBoUt MeRiT
The first and last lines of Joni Ernst’s legacy as a human on earth will be that she was instrumental in the confirmation of the Sec of Defense most hostile to women serving in military, and she knew that when she voted for him.
November 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
[P] iT's GoT tO bE aBoUt MeRiT
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spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
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Kendrick, Joyce Carol Oates, Menswear Guy, and Isaac Chotiner are the Voltron of People You Don't Want Focusing on You
November 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Kendrick, Joyce Carol Oates, Menswear Guy, and Isaac Chotiner are the Voltron of People You Don't Want Focusing on You
[P] Such slander! “What Can You Get a Wookiee for Christmas (When He Already Owns a Comb)” is no novelty song; it’s an earnest examination of our obligations to our loved ones, both during the Holiday* season and beyond!
*Life Day
*Life Day
@jonathancoulton.bsky.social and @paulandstorm.bsky.social recommend songs for my playlist on this week's No Skip Christmas, including a Star Wars novelty song and a lost techno song by Bret McKenzie of Flight of the Conchords. tinyurl.com/ycyw2h2w
November 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
[P] Such slander! “What Can You Get a Wookiee for Christmas (When He Already Owns a Comb)” is no novelty song; it’s an earnest examination of our obligations to our loved ones, both during the Holiday* season and beyond!
*Life Day
*Life Day
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![Joyce Carol Oates quoting a tweet that says “wherever he [Elon Musk] goes, he wants to leave”:
"wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:buy3qvqcj3o76leo6ap7pn2p/bafkreifilfbsxemfsambf4kqwolr24ld2ekqcrz4ybgv3bv7kzi5e6kppm@jpeg)
