Paul and Storm
@paulandstorm.bsky.social
Two guys, lotsa songs, and a cruise (http://jococruise.com). 3 seasons of "MST3k", plus Despicable Me 2 (long story). P=Paul, S=Storm in posts. Both he/him.
[P] At Thanksgiving dinner, I like turkey just fine, but what I love more is all the surroundings.
Trump shamelessly lies: "Go to Walmart and other companies, and in every case it's about 25% that a Thanksgiving meal and surroundings are 25% lower. That's big fact."
November 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
[P] At Thanksgiving dinner, I like turkey just fine, but what I love more is all the surroundings.
[P] The enemy of my enemy is still a batshit weirdo
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I think the right question to ask is, was Jeffrey Epstein working for Israel? I'm proud to say I don't take money from AIPAC."
November 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
[P] The enemy of my enemy is still a batshit weirdo
[S] Get a whistle (if you don't already have one), no matter where you live. Keep it on you when you're in public. If you see any of these jackholes, blow the fuck out of that whistle.
As Bovino and masked DHS officers sweep another Home Depot looking to round up day laborers, a reminder of the meeting in May when Stephen Miller screamed at ICE to stop doing targeted enforcement, start hitting Home Depots and 7/11s and “just go out there and arrest illegal aliens.”
November 16, 2025 at 4:32 AM
[S] Get a whistle (if you don't already have one), no matter where you live. Keep it on you when you're in public. If you see any of these jackholes, blow the fuck out of that whistle.
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
[P] Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
[P] Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
[P] this is where I post from if you even care
November 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
[P] this is where I post from if you even care
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i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
[P] I'm not saying I have any sympathy for him at all, but it must be absolutely *exhausting* to have to lick the boot so hard so constantly.
JD Vance: "I serve under Donald Trump, who is very healthy. If I served under Joe Biden, I'd probably be worried every minute of every day that he was gonna croak and that I'd have to become president."
November 14, 2025 at 4:43 AM
[P] I'm not saying I have any sympathy for him at all, but it must be absolutely *exhausting* to have to lick the boot so hard so constantly.
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NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected.
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
Millionaire Tax That Inspired Mamdani Fuels $5.7 Billion Haul in Massachusetts
A millionaire levy in Massachusetts that New York City mayoral frontrunner Zohran Mamdani holds up as a model for taxing the rich has generated $3 billion more in revenue than expected without forcing...
www.bloomberg.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected.
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
[P] "They're fucking couches that ought by right get fucked by American citizens."
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
[P] "They're fucking couches that ought by right get fucked by American citizens."
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you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric
[P] In the skies over Gotham, the @ifbookspod.bsky.social Signal shines out
November 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
[P] In the skies over Gotham, the @ifbookspod.bsky.social Signal shines out
[P] Every picture of Kash Patel—every single one—looks like he just gambled and lost on a fart.
"A recent spate of reporting indicates that Kash Patel’s time as director is going about as well as could be expected — which is to say, it’s an organization-soul-crushing and morale-killing disaster that imperils national security," writes @vermontgmg.bsky.social.
Kash Patel, the FBI's Agent of Chaos
The biggest little scandal in Washington right now is how bad Patel is at being FBI director
www.doomsdayscenario.co
November 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
[P] Every picture of Kash Patel—every single one—looks like he just gambled and lost on a fart.
Some self-promo amongst all the capital-N news this week...we have two live shows with Jonathan Coulton next week (rescheduled from Sept):
11/19: Rams Head on Stage, Annapolis, MD
www.ramsheadonstage.com/events/detai...
11/20: The Birchmere, Alexandria, VA
www.birchmere.com/events/jonat...
11/19: Rams Head on Stage, Annapolis, MD
www.ramsheadonstage.com/events/detai...
11/20: The Birchmere, Alexandria, VA
www.birchmere.com/events/jonat...
Jonathan Coulton and Paul & Storm | Rams Head On Stage – Official Site
www.ramsheadonstage.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Some self-promo amongst all the capital-N news this week...we have two live shows with Jonathan Coulton next week (rescheduled from Sept):
11/19: Rams Head on Stage, Annapolis, MD
www.ramsheadonstage.com/events/detai...
11/20: The Birchmere, Alexandria, VA
www.birchmere.com/events/jonat...
11/19: Rams Head on Stage, Annapolis, MD
www.ramsheadonstage.com/events/detai...
11/20: The Birchmere, Alexandria, VA
www.birchmere.com/events/jonat...
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“The biased prosecutor cherry-picked the few days when I was robbing banks vs the thousands of days when I did no such thing”
"These emails are cherry-picked."
"Ok, but you get that it's a problem that your tree has ANY cherries that are emails conspiring with a paedophilic sex trafficker?"
"Ok, but you get that it's a problem that your tree has ANY cherries that are emails conspiring with a paedophilic sex trafficker?"
November 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
“The biased prosecutor cherry-picked the few days when I was robbing banks vs the thousands of days when I did no such thing”
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As a cultural Catholic* I am absolutely delighted by Leo’s hammering of JD Vance
*I was born into Catholicism and although I no longer believe in God I remain all in on any kind of Catholic intrigue
*I was born into Catholicism and although I no longer believe in God I remain all in on any kind of Catholic intrigue
BREAKING: At Pope Leo XIV’s urging, U.S. Catholic bishops just delivered the strongest rebuke of a sitting president in Church history — condemning Trump-Vance raids as “inhumane” and “dehumanizing” in a 216–5 vote.
NEW: At Pope Leo’s Urging, Bishops Issue Historic Rebuke of Trump’s Raids
Nearly all U.S. Catholic bishops united in Baltimore to denounce the Trump administration’s “inhumane” deportation campaign — a near-unanimous, unprecedented moral stand against a sitting president.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
As a cultural Catholic* I am absolutely delighted by Leo’s hammering of JD Vance
*I was born into Catholicism and although I no longer believe in God I remain all in on any kind of Catholic intrigue
*I was born into Catholicism and although I no longer believe in God I remain all in on any kind of Catholic intrigue
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Only shocking thing about the Epstein emails so far is that Cuomo isn’t in them
November 13, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Only shocking thing about the Epstein emails so far is that Cuomo isn’t in them
[P] I rotated this a touch so that the top of the shield lines up with the green line.
Look how misaligned the "D" and final "R" in DEPARTMENT OF WAR are. The Getty watermark obscures it, but the "U" and final "A" of UNITED STATES OF AMERICA are off, too.
Some Design 101-level shit.
Look how misaligned the "D" and final "R" in DEPARTMENT OF WAR are. The Getty watermark obscures it, but the "U" and final "A" of UNITED STATES OF AMERICA are off, too.
Some Design 101-level shit.
November 13, 2025 at 3:09 AM
[P] I rotated this a touch so that the top of the shield lines up with the green line.
Look how misaligned the "D" and final "R" in DEPARTMENT OF WAR are. The Getty watermark obscures it, but the "U" and final "A" of UNITED STATES OF AMERICA are off, too.
Some Design 101-level shit.
Look how misaligned the "D" and final "R" in DEPARTMENT OF WAR are. The Getty watermark obscures it, but the "U" and final "A" of UNITED STATES OF AMERICA are off, too.
Some Design 101-level shit.
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
[P] Grijalva, the discharge petition signed
November 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
[P] Grijalva, the discharge petition signed
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one thing i hate is when the president is a pedophile
November 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
one thing i hate is when the president is a pedophile
[P] same energy
November 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
[P] same energy