Detritus
@detritus.bsky.social
Sometime cobbler, firefighter, wastrel.
NOT A CRIMINAL
If you like silly stuff feel free to browse. WobbleAnSplotch.redbubble.com
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NOT A CRIMINAL
If you like silly stuff feel free to browse. WobbleAnSplotch.redbubble.com
https://signal.me/#eu/-W_KutikVwjDKiXrAGpCtTRUfk77GAhw4rF4McE_BXOavmrS9SVD1KYJh4uVO20p
Ok stopped to grab coffee. Let’s do this.
January 24, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Ok stopped to grab coffee. Let’s do this.
Put my plb on charge and am going to bed. Don’t let me forget it in the morning.
January 24, 2026 at 11:10 AM
Put my plb on charge and am going to bed. Don’t let me forget it in the morning.
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There aren't any penguins in Greenland, but there are other animals.
January 23, 2026 at 11:26 PM
There aren't any penguins in Greenland, but there are other animals.
God help you all.
Dustin's Nation!
January 24, 2026 at 5:32 AM
God help you all.
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Important fact: Nobody cares. Shut the fuck up.
January 24, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Important fact: Nobody cares. Shut the fuck up.
I was supposed to be going up Wollumbin tomorrow morning with a local aboriginal guy. He was excited that I was interested in the local beliefs and traditions and was going to teach me some stuff.
January 24, 2026 at 5:23 AM
I was supposed to be going up Wollumbin tomorrow morning with a local aboriginal guy. He was excited that I was interested in the local beliefs and traditions and was going to teach me some stuff.
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This account stuck my comic through an ugly AI filter, removed my @ from the bottom and blocked me when I called them out.
January 15, 2026 at 9:51 PM
This account stuck my comic through an ugly AI filter, removed my @ from the bottom and blocked me when I called them out.
Made a new friend today.
January 23, 2026 at 8:44 AM
Made a new friend today.
Bag split as I put it in the bin. Summed my day up perfectly.
January 22, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Bag split as I put it in the bin. Summed my day up perfectly.
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Alternative headline: Young heroes save town from vampire menace.
January 22, 2026 at 9:42 AM
Alternative headline: Young heroes save town from vampire menace.
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This is Chloe. She doesn't understand why she can't have any of your Chinese food. Brought over a clean plate and everything. 13/10 (TT: morgansieberrr)
January 21, 2026 at 12:11 AM
This is Chloe. She doesn't understand why she can't have any of your Chinese food. Brought over a clean plate and everything. 13/10 (TT: morgansieberrr)
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No matter whatever you think is about to happen next
I guarantee you’re wrong
I guarantee you’re wrong
January 20, 2026 at 8:46 PM
No matter whatever you think is about to happen next
I guarantee you’re wrong
I guarantee you’re wrong
It’s been a day but I caught a rainbow this morning.
January 19, 2026 at 4:57 AM
It’s been a day but I caught a rainbow this morning.
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Hi, it’s me again 🤭
Christmas is done so my account is live again. I’d love shares, if that’s ok🙏🏻🖤🥰
Hi, it’s me again 🤭
Christmas is done so my account is live again. I’d love shares, if that’s ok🙏🏻🖤🥰
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January 4, 2026 at 4:25 PM
www.vinted.co.uk/member/30850...
Hi, it’s me again 🤭
Christmas is done so my account is live again. I’d love shares, if that’s ok🙏🏻🖤🥰
Hi, it’s me again 🤭
Christmas is done so my account is live again. I’d love shares, if that’s ok🙏🏻🖤🥰
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Paul Marshall
January 18, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Paul Marshall
If I drank less I would probably get more done.
January 18, 2026 at 3:17 AM
If I drank less I would probably get more done.
I had a negroni tonight and all I can say is why?
January 17, 2026 at 11:08 AM
I had a negroni tonight and all I can say is why?
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Had this shared with me this morning, and too good not to share with you.
Courtesy of 'Peanutismint' on Instagram.
Courtesy of 'Peanutismint' on Instagram.
January 17, 2026 at 10:34 AM
Had this shared with me this morning, and too good not to share with you.
Courtesy of 'Peanutismint' on Instagram.
Courtesy of 'Peanutismint' on Instagram.
My nose is now a little wonkier. If it’s windy will I lean to the left?
January 17, 2026 at 11:01 AM
My nose is now a little wonkier. If it’s windy will I lean to the left?
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Broke the mower. Probably should go do some of the murial because tonight I’m going to get a little drunk.
January 16, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Broke the mower. Probably should go do some of the murial because tonight I’m going to get a little drunk.
I know the real answer it’s just that’s always how I pictured myself 😂
✖️ Nope but in the right ballpark. Answer in a bit
January 16, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I know the real answer it’s just that’s always how I pictured myself 😂
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I do occasionally draw women. When they batter down my brain defences with their intensity
January 16, 2026 at 7:08 PM
I do occasionally draw women. When they batter down my brain defences with their intensity