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Detritus
@detritus.bsky.social
Sometime cobbler, firefighter, wastrel.
NOT A CRIMINAL
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I’ve decided to just front it out and see what happens. It’s the Gold Coast so who knows could be fun
November 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I met him in a Toys are us. He was playing who wants to be a millionaire on the PlayStation. I didn’t realise who it was until after I had given him the right answer.
If I had seen his face I would have told him wrong😂
November 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I don’t run (can’t)
November 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I’m not exactly incognito either. It says New South Wales all over my uniform
November 20, 2025 at 11:18 PM
You’re always the classy one.
November 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Sadly no. I didn’t bring anything because it was supposed to take 30 minutes. I’m going to walk into town and find something to do.
November 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Does it have a bow and a little note?
November 20, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Had to bring a truck to the service centre. Was supposed to be a 30 minute fix. Won’t be ready until 4🙄
November 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Ok now I understand. I’m getting dumber the longer I spend on the Gold Coast
November 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM
New I could rely on you
November 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
You are not alone
November 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I do not understand this reply 😂
November 20, 2025 at 11:01 PM
This is the cosplay we all wanted.
November 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
😂
November 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
It’s admitting it without becoming an arrogant arse that’s the trick isn’t it.
November 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I made this comment last night then went to bed and slept like the dead. 😂
November 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Self reliance mate
November 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Perfect scissors because they aren’t left or right handed.
November 20, 2025 at 8:14 PM
😂
November 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Yes💪😂
November 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Brow bar? I just use the brush cutter😂
November 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Has a yellow thing in its mouth.
November 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Yes. Now turn her pic 45°
November 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM