Detritus
@detritus.bsky.social
Sometime cobbler, firefighter, wastrel.
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Bit dodgy but it’s been a long time.
November 20, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Bit dodgy but it’s been a long time.
It also won’t be trained no matter what I do.🙄
November 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
It also won’t be trained no matter what I do.🙄
He has a bed. You can clearly see his bed. But he’s decided he needed to be in the bed. Little bugger even pulled the cover back.
I know the pillow cases don’t match I fucked up the laundry.
I know the pillow cases don’t match I fucked up the laundry.
November 18, 2025 at 10:37 AM
He has a bed. You can clearly see his bed. But he’s decided he needed to be in the bed. Little bugger even pulled the cover back.
I know the pillow cases don’t match I fucked up the laundry.
I know the pillow cases don’t match I fucked up the laundry.
Old pick as the planting has changed.
November 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Old pick as the planting has changed.
I use a Land Cruiser a lot for work. Less room in the cab and a turning circle like a yacht but aircon and comfy seats.😂
November 10, 2025 at 9:13 AM
I use a Land Cruiser a lot for work. Less room in the cab and a turning circle like a yacht but aircon and comfy seats.😂
This Troll has seen some shit.
November 10, 2025 at 7:43 AM
This Troll has seen some shit.
November 9, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Love me some bubbles.
November 9, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Love me some bubbles.
I would love to be bald. It would give me an excuse to shave my head. Things were easier when my hair was shaved.😂 Mrs D doesn’t approve.
November 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I would love to be bald. It would give me an excuse to shave my head. Things were easier when my hair was shaved.😂 Mrs D doesn’t approve.
Everything in my house has dog hair in it. I have to comb dog hair out if my beard of a morning 😂
November 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Everything in my house has dog hair in it. I have to comb dog hair out if my beard of a morning 😂
Should I be getting things done? Yes.
Am I getting things done? No.
Am I getting things done? No.
November 7, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Should I be getting things done? Yes.
Am I getting things done? No.
Am I getting things done? No.
God knows. The scene in the American office where she throws her cat through the ceiling tiles cracks me up though.
November 7, 2025 at 8:36 AM
God knows. The scene in the American office where she throws her cat through the ceiling tiles cracks me up though.
Fingers. You can dip them in HP and have a snack. You could do that with toes but I ain’t that flexible.
November 7, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Fingers. You can dip them in HP and have a snack. You could do that with toes but I ain’t that flexible.
His brother runs a restaurant in town.
November 7, 2025 at 7:30 AM
His brother runs a restaurant in town.
Burning power pole yesterday evening. This poor bugger wiped out half the LGA😂
November 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Burning power pole yesterday evening. This poor bugger wiped out half the LGA😂
😂No. I was sitting at the front of the house.
I saw this earlier and thought of the comments I think it was yesterday.
I don’t buy any
I saw this earlier and thought of the comments I think it was yesterday.
I don’t buy any
November 5, 2025 at 10:04 AM
😂No. I was sitting at the front of the house.
I saw this earlier and thought of the comments I think it was yesterday.
I don’t buy any
I saw this earlier and thought of the comments I think it was yesterday.
I don’t buy any
If I wasn’t getting eaten alive I would watch them for ages.
November 5, 2025 at 8:47 AM
If I wasn’t getting eaten alive I would watch them for ages.
The the flying fixes are out
November 5, 2025 at 8:41 AM
The the flying fixes are out
Gonna sit here listening to the insects until they start biting me.
November 5, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Gonna sit here listening to the insects until they start biting me.
He died for our sins.
November 5, 2025 at 7:06 AM
He died for our sins.
Oldest selfie on the phone.
November 4, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Oldest selfie on the phone.