Detritus
@detritus.bsky.social
Sometime cobbler, firefighter, wastrel.
NOT A CRIMINAL
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NOT A CRIMINAL
If you like silly stuff feel free to browse. WobbleAnSplotch.redbubble.com
https://signal.me/#eu/-W_KutikVwjDKiXrAGpCtTRUfk77GAhw4rF4McE_BXOavmrS9SVD1KYJh4uVO20p
I am stuck in Queensland send help. Or nudes.
November 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I am stuck in Queensland send help. Or nudes.
Bit dodgy but it’s been a long time.
November 20, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Bit dodgy but it’s been a long time.
Home from work. The plan is shower and get stuff done. The reality may be very different.
November 20, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Home from work. The plan is shower and get stuff done. The reality may be very different.
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Almost certainly the best photo I will ever take from an Iron Age Hill fort of the sun setting over an estuary as summer segues majestically into autumn.
November 19, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Almost certainly the best photo I will ever take from an Iron Age Hill fort of the sun setting over an estuary as summer segues majestically into autumn.
Does not mention weather.
November 19, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Does not mention weather.
@stusteel80.bsky.social
21 again mate
21 again mate
a baby is sitting in a crowd with a woman holding him and screaming yes .
ALT: a baby is sitting in a crowd with a woman holding him and screaming yes .
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November 19, 2025 at 7:21 AM
@stusteel80.bsky.social
21 again mate
21 again mate
He has a bed. You can clearly see his bed. But he’s decided he needed to be in the bed. Little bugger even pulled the cover back.
I know the pillow cases don’t match I fucked up the laundry.
I know the pillow cases don’t match I fucked up the laundry.
November 18, 2025 at 10:37 AM
He has a bed. You can clearly see his bed. But he’s decided he needed to be in the bed. Little bugger even pulled the cover back.
I know the pillow cases don’t match I fucked up the laundry.
I know the pillow cases don’t match I fucked up the laundry.
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I have two sketches in @getsmart2025.bsky.social’s online charity auction, should you be interested in bidding. It’s for a very worthy cause that’s close to my heart.
November 18, 2025 at 8:43 AM
I have two sketches in @getsmart2025.bsky.social’s online charity auction, should you be interested in bidding. It’s for a very worthy cause that’s close to my heart.
Give a man a fish and he will have a fish.
Teach a man to fish and he will bore you about fishing.
Teach a man to fish and he will bore you about fishing.
November 18, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Give a man a fish and he will have a fish.
Teach a man to fish and he will bore you about fishing.
Teach a man to fish and he will bore you about fishing.
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Mater! Pater! Horatio has impregnated the au pair. Can we kill her?
The chauffeur has left tyre marks on the gravel drive! Fire him immediately!
The chauffeur has left tyre marks on the gravel drive! Fire him immediately!
November 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Mater! Pater! Horatio has impregnated the au pair. Can we kill her?
The chauffeur has left tyre marks on the gravel drive! Fire him immediately!
The chauffeur has left tyre marks on the gravel drive! Fire him immediately!
list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong.
Not taking things seriously.
Being in Australia.
My bath.
Not taking things seriously.
Being in Australia.
My bath.
list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong x
1. Being an aging raver, and dancing diva!
2. Being a rural country bumpkin & gardener.
3. Very naughty habit of occasionally posting a sensual pic.
1. Being an aging raver, and dancing diva!
2. Being a rural country bumpkin & gardener.
3. Very naughty habit of occasionally posting a sensual pic.
list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong x
1. Bird pics
2. Music
3. Crap Jokes
1. Bird pics
2. Music
3. Crap Jokes
November 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM
list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong.
Not taking things seriously.
Being in Australia.
My bath.
Not taking things seriously.
Being in Australia.
My bath.
On a lighter note I am going to be running a safety course.
Apart from everything I can’t see what could possibly go wrong.
Apart from everything I can’t see what could possibly go wrong.
November 17, 2025 at 10:32 AM
On a lighter note I am going to be running a safety course.
Apart from everything I can’t see what could possibly go wrong.
Apart from everything I can’t see what could possibly go wrong.
In life we have to deal with all sorts of people but it’s always the idiots that stand out.
November 17, 2025 at 5:10 AM
In life we have to deal with all sorts of people but it’s always the idiots that stand out.
9 o’clock news and I was unknown youth in the South London Press a couple of times.
I was on songs of praise
I’m qualified to be on I’m A Celeb as I was once in the audience of Goldenballs and I was also on Playdays in the late 80s.
November 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
9 o’clock news and I was unknown youth in the South London Press a couple of times.
Took the bin down. Almost stepped on a snake.
Summed my day up perfectly. I’m off to bed with a book.
Summed my day up perfectly. I’m off to bed with a book.
November 16, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Took the bin down. Almost stepped on a snake.
Summed my day up perfectly. I’m off to bed with a book.
Summed my day up perfectly. I’m off to bed with a book.
Home from work. Dinner eaten, laundry in, showered.
Time for a silly film.
Time for a silly film.
November 16, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Home from work. Dinner eaten, laundry in, showered.
Time for a silly film.
Time for a silly film.
Anyway I’m off to work again. Stay filthy you bastards.
November 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Anyway I’m off to work again. Stay filthy you bastards.
Get to know your mutuals. 10 random things I like in no particular order.
1. Riding motorbikes.
2. Whiskey
3. Sugar. Anything with sugar in I fucking live it.
4. Pub with friends.
5. Being creative.
6. Other people’s creations.
7. Babies.
8. Soak in the bath.
9. Did I mention the sugar?
10. Lists.
1. Riding motorbikes.
2. Whiskey
3. Sugar. Anything with sugar in I fucking live it.
4. Pub with friends.
5. Being creative.
6. Other people’s creations.
7. Babies.
8. Soak in the bath.
9. Did I mention the sugar?
10. Lists.
November 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Get to know your mutuals. 10 random things I like in no particular order.
1. Riding motorbikes.
2. Whiskey
3. Sugar. Anything with sugar in I fucking live it.
4. Pub with friends.
5. Being creative.
6. Other people’s creations.
7. Babies.
8. Soak in the bath.
9. Did I mention the sugar?
10. Lists.
1. Riding motorbikes.
2. Whiskey
3. Sugar. Anything with sugar in I fucking live it.
4. Pub with friends.
5. Being creative.
6. Other people’s creations.
7. Babies.
8. Soak in the bath.
9. Did I mention the sugar?
10. Lists.
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Didn’t get home until 3. 4 hours sleep. Wake up with back ache🙄
November 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Didn’t get home until 3. 4 hours sleep. Wake up with back ache🙄
Home from work celebrating with a milkshake.
November 14, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Home from work celebrating with a milkshake.
Work trip canceled.
Pub?
Pub!
Pub?
Pub!
November 13, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Work trip canceled.
Pub?
Pub!
Pub?
Pub!
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Especially satisfying because you just know Controlla thought this was a checkmate winning line at first.
November 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Especially satisfying because you just know Controlla thought this was a checkmate winning line at first.
Don’t worry it’s mandatory psych session tomorrow so that’ll fix me.
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Don’t worry it’s mandatory psych session tomorrow so that’ll fix me.
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ANYWAY… in other news. The show I’m doing next weekend is raising money for a memorial for ex service men and women who have taken their own lives following the PTSD they have endured. Quite proud of this too. I think it’s good that jiggling our wobbly bits is benefitting charity.
November 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
ANYWAY… in other news. The show I’m doing next weekend is raising money for a memorial for ex service men and women who have taken their own lives following the PTSD they have endured. Quite proud of this too. I think it’s good that jiggling our wobbly bits is benefitting charity.