Van3ssaV 🦋
@shewithcapitalv.bsky.social
"We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us".
Charles Bukowski
One foot in front of the other 👣
Prefer climbing rock to the social ladder.
An immigrant's daughter.
Team GB.
Team Remain.
Gooner.
Charles Bukowski
One foot in front of the other 👣
Prefer climbing rock to the social ladder.
An immigrant's daughter.
Team GB.
Team Remain.
Gooner.
Pinned
The universe has its plans for us. We're still here for a reason. Let's live well so Death will tremble to take us. Don't take each day or people for granted. Don't waste your time on idiot people. Live your life to be happy in whatever makes you happy. Wear sunscreen.
Have good days all 🖤
Nanaste ✌🏼
Have good days all 🖤
Nanaste ✌🏼
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I spent my childhood inside of American concentration camps. I know one when I see one. And that is what ICE is building.
February 17, 2026 at 9:00 PM
I spent my childhood inside of American concentration camps. I know one when I see one. And that is what ICE is building.
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February 17, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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It's either coat weather, or it's not. This halfway house business is proper wrong 'un behaviour.
February 17, 2026 at 8:57 PM
It's either coat weather, or it's not. This halfway house business is proper wrong 'un behaviour.
I literally just went to have my crispy duck pancakes & your responses to this have cracked me up 🤣😅
A good pal just told me that only wrong'uns wear a gilet. I am shook 😳
February 17, 2026 at 9:52 PM
I literally just went to have my crispy duck pancakes & your responses to this have cracked me up 🤣😅
A good pal just told me that only wrong'uns wear a gilet. I am shook 😳
February 17, 2026 at 8:45 PM
A good pal just told me that only wrong'uns wear a gilet. I am shook 😳
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Happy year of the horse 🐴🐾🤍
February 17, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Happy year of the horse 🐴🐾🤍
Children under ten to clean chimneys. Over ten, National Service.
Your challenge for the day is to invent a ReformUK policy. On Shrove Tuesday next year we get to see if they’ve adopted it.
Remember, it should appeal to insane pensioners and absolutely nobody else. QT with yours!
Remember, it should appeal to insane pensioners and absolutely nobody else. QT with yours!
February 17, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Children under ten to clean chimneys. Over ten, National Service.
I saw a really handsome man on my timeline & I suddenly felt really shy 🫣
Like he was in the room & looking at me 🤭
Oof.
No! I'm not telling you who. I'll never hear the end of it 🙄
Like he was in the room & looking at me 🤭
Oof.
No! I'm not telling you who. I'll never hear the end of it 🙄
February 17, 2026 at 7:15 PM
I saw a really handsome man on my timeline & I suddenly felt really shy 🫣
Like he was in the room & looking at me 🤭
Oof.
No! I'm not telling you who. I'll never hear the end of it 🙄
Like he was in the room & looking at me 🤭
Oof.
No! I'm not telling you who. I'll never hear the end of it 🙄
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Swiss Olympic bobsled commentator broke a century of neutrality and spent the entire run of the Israeli bobsled team recounting all the pro-genocide remarks and social media posts by Adam Edelman, one of the apartheid state athletes.
Absolute legend. More of this in sports please!
Absolute legend. More of this in sports please!
February 16, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Swiss Olympic bobsled commentator broke a century of neutrality and spent the entire run of the Israeli bobsled team recounting all the pro-genocide remarks and social media posts by Adam Edelman, one of the apartheid state athletes.
Absolute legend. More of this in sports please!
Absolute legend. More of this in sports please!
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Me bending over backwards for *you* 🤨
February 17, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Me bending over backwards for *you* 🤨
Still really want to see it! 😘
WUTHERING HEIGHTS was absolute trash. If Mario Bava and John Waters wanked the ither off over a Barbara Cartland novel and their magic sperm made the book come to life - that's the film. I FUCKING LOVED IT.
February 17, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Still really want to see it! 😘
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Poor guy. What dreadful luck. Wish him a full recovery & comeback 🙏🏼
Oh boy. Former Gunner Oleksandr Zinchenko is out for the season with an ACL injury at Ajax, requiring surgery that will also see him miss the World Cup this summer. That is so frustrating for him, wish him a full comeback! dailycannon.com/2026/02/arse...
Former Gunner out for the season after full debut injury
Former Gunner Oleksandr Zinchenko is out for the season with an ACL injury at Ajax, requiring surgery that will also see him miss the World Cup this summer.
dailycannon.com
February 17, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Poor guy. What dreadful luck. Wish him a full recovery & comeback 🙏🏼
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I'm not having pancakes today, because the pope is a cunt.
February 17, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I'm not having pancakes today, because the pope is a cunt.
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Oh Christ I thought this was just a hug, then I read it again some minutes later. You bastards. All of you. Him for writing it. Them for publishing it. Them others for serialising it. That other one for screenshotting and posting it. You for reposting it. You're all complicit; see you in The Hague
February 17, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Oh Christ I thought this was just a hug, then I read it again some minutes later. You bastards. All of you. Him for writing it. Them for publishing it. Them others for serialising it. That other one for screenshotting and posting it. You for reposting it. You're all complicit; see you in The Hague
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Our design team is growing by 100%. Join us!
we're hiring a senior product designer at Bluesky.
you'd be designer #2. no design-by-committee, no six-month review cycles. just ship great stuff to millions of people.
come level up this app with us! apply here: jobs.gem.com/bluesky/am9i...
you'd be designer #2. no design-by-committee, no six-month review cycles. just ship great stuff to millions of people.
come level up this app with us! apply here: jobs.gem.com/bluesky/am9i...
Bluesky Jobs
Bluesky Jobs
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February 17, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Our design team is growing by 100%. Join us!
More cringe 😭😭
my favourite bit is when she makes an admittedly not particularly good joke and he just completely ignores her
February 17, 2026 at 5:48 PM
More cringe 😭😭
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Great to see Outernet lighting up central London with Lunar New Year messages celebrating our East and Southeast Asian communities.
Wishing everyone a joyful and prosperous Lunar New Year ✨
Wishing everyone a joyful and prosperous Lunar New Year ✨
February 17, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Great to see Outernet lighting up central London with Lunar New Year messages celebrating our East and Southeast Asian communities.
Wishing everyone a joyful and prosperous Lunar New Year ✨
Wishing everyone a joyful and prosperous Lunar New Year ✨
Genuinely wish I didn't have eyes. Or could read. Or just anything really 😭
Tonty shagging the grief away is something I have just read, so I'm afraid you also have to
February 17, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Genuinely wish I didn't have eyes. Or could read. Or just anything really 😭
Giving up on giving up for Lent 😌
February 17, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Giving up on giving up for Lent 😌
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#RecipeOfTheDay is, as it must be on Pancake Day, obviously enough, pancakes and, specifically, crêpes. These are the pancakes of my childhood and, furthermore, I have to eat them with just sugar and lemon juice. But that’s me: you go as wild as you want! www.nigella.com/recipes/crepes
Crepes
Although thick, fluffy American pancakes seem to predominate in my house, I couldn't let Pancake Day pass without making a batch of these: it would seem a sin against tradition, nature and greed. They...
www.nigella.com
February 17, 2026 at 9:43 AM
#RecipeOfTheDay is, as it must be on Pancake Day, obviously enough, pancakes and, specifically, crêpes. These are the pancakes of my childhood and, furthermore, I have to eat them with just sugar and lemon juice. But that’s me: you go as wild as you want! www.nigella.com/recipes/crepes
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Happy 12-year anniversary to my favourite broadcast subtitle mistake
And a happy year of the whores to you all
And a happy year of the whores to you all
February 17, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Happy 12-year anniversary to my favourite broadcast subtitle mistake
And a happy year of the whores to you all
And a happy year of the whores to you all
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Last night I admitted an elderly, confused patient who thought that Eisenhower was president, and I briefly wished to trade consciousness with her.
February 17, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Last night I admitted an elderly, confused patient who thought that Eisenhower was president, and I briefly wished to trade consciousness with her.