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Van3ssaV 🦋
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"We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us".
Charles Bukowski

One foot in front of the other 👣

Prefer climbing rock to the social ladder.

An immigrant's daughter.
Team GB.
Team Remain.
Gooner.
Pinned
The universe has its plans for us. We're still here for a reason. Let's live well so Death will tremble to take us. Don't take each day or people for granted. Don't waste your time on idiot people. Live your life to be happy in whatever makes you happy. Wear sunscreen.
Have good days all 🖤
Nanaste ✌🏼
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They're not humans. They're souls, coming down from a higher realm, covered with fur, trying to show people what real love and devotion looks like.
February 19, 2026 at 3:42 AM
"I fell in love with football as I would later fall in love with women: suddenly, uncritically, giving no thought to the pain it would bring."
Nick Hornby

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Goodnight.
Especially Arsenal fans.
Try not to be too sad 🖤
February 18, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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Racism: The real victims are not those who endure it, but the institutions forced to deny it & the neutral observers forced to talk about it. As if the correct response to abuse is strategic restraint. As if simple human dignity is conditional on decorum.

Excellent from @jonathanliew.bsky.social
Vinícius, Mourinho and treating racism as reputational risk rather than a lived reality | Jonathan Liew
The Brazilian has seen this before, football has seen this before and yet why does it feel like nothing ever changes?
www.theguardian.com
February 18, 2026 at 10:31 PM
"You've not only let yourself down, you've let me down and you've let your mum down. You're grounded for the next month. Straight home from school, no use of the car".

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Mikel is furious. Fewmin 😭
Arsenal boss Arteta says: “Disappointed…”
February 18, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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I feel we’re giving the likes of Neville, Scholes and the rest of the cronies at Sky the narrative they so desperately want without them having to try and click bait people…still can’t believe how we’ve managed to make the worst team in the league look competent. #Arsenal #WOLVSARS
February 18, 2026 at 10:45 PM
At least the women did something right 😘
February 18, 2026 at 10:30 PM
You just know Spuds are going to have a new manager bounce on Sunday & get a result at the NLD 🙄
Gonna be dining out on it for the next twenty years.
Just give the Cup to City already ffs. It's the hope that kills you. Same old shit.
February 18, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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Wolves 2-2 Arsenal

Only Crystal Palace and West Ham (both 8) have dropped more points from winning positions in the Premier League in 2026 than Arsenal (7).

A damaging night for the league leaders.
February 18, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I fucking give up with Arsenal.
Can't even beat a team like Wolves. 2-2
It's the hope that kills you
FFS.
a man standing in front of a wall that says nba finals on it
ALT: a man standing in front of a wall that says nba finals on it
media.tenor.com
February 18, 2026 at 9:57 PM
FFS 😩
That was a good goal 😬
Still 2-1 Arsenal.
Just.
COYG 🔴⚪
February 18, 2026 at 9:23 PM
I'm really glad I stopped eating the peanut M&Ms when I did earlier ...
February 18, 2026 at 8:52 PM
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At Gails spring launch I also discovered that it has a new (tasty) Guinness cake. In fact a ‘Malted chocolate stout cake’. Because if it called it a ‘Guinness cake’ (which is a key ingredient) it would have to pay Diageo a hefty royalty on every cake sold.
February 18, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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COST OF LIVING CRISIS OVER. Gails has dropped price of Hot Cross Buns from last year’s £3 to £2.80.
More breaking news follows…
February 18, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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His dad who was Finance Director at the English Electric Cooker Company and Managing Director of Cannon Industries?

His dad, whose startup company went on to turnover millions and who privately educated his son?
February 18, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Dreadful defending from Wolves but YESSS!!! BUKAYOOOOOO!!!
COYG 🔴⚪
a soccer player wearing a red emirates fly better shirt
ALT: a soccer player wearing a red emirates fly better shirt
media.tenor.com
February 18, 2026 at 8:06 PM
So I forgot to post this yesterday but as it's still strictly speaking Lunar New Year, here is my tableau art piece, titled ...

The Three Stages Of A Crispy Duck Pancake

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I thank yew ... 🦆
February 18, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Apparently I'm really good company so that's nice to know isn't it 😊
February 18, 2026 at 7:40 PM
@twonks.bsky.social
Hello! I discovered you today as a friend sent me one of your cartoons. I love your work! Just brilliant & so funny 😆
You're great! X
February 18, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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Fruity
February 18, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Horrendous 😞
February 18, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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A camel walks into a bar and orders a drink.
The bartender says, "Another one? That's the third one this month!"
February 18, 2026 at 6:33 PM
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Husky on the Cross Country track.
Then a goat on the Ski Jump.😂
February 18, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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These two women are suing Andrew Tate, alleging he raped them. Here they visit the social media companies that created Tate. Please share.

*one voice altered to disguise identity
February 18, 2026 at 11:36 AM
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mourinho's argument is that benfica definitely isn't a racist club because reasons and also vini should try being more humble, like noted limelight-shirker jose mourinho.
February 17, 2026 at 11:43 PM
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Imagine deploying the ‘racism is bad, sure, but that Vini guy is kind of a dick’ argument.

If this is your view you are part of the problem.
February 17, 2026 at 11:41 PM