Alex Stewart
@afhstewart.bsky.social
CEO @analyticsfc.bsky.social
Lego, bats, maps.
Lego, bats, maps.
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This is the story of our first teacher
Shetland made her jumpers
And the devil made her features
(Maybe not the best, but the juxtaposition is perfect)
Shetland made her jumpers
And the devil made her features
(Maybe not the best, but the juxtaposition is perfect)
What’s the best song lyric in history?
February 16, 2026 at 11:44 PM
This is the story of our first teacher
Shetland made her jumpers
And the devil made her features
(Maybe not the best, but the juxtaposition is perfect)
Shetland made her jumpers
And the devil made her features
(Maybe not the best, but the juxtaposition is perfect)
Per the Pew Research Centre, UK is 12th most religiously diverse nation.
Downes, as well as being a racist, doesn’t understand the country he purports to want to protect (by being a racist)
Downes, as well as being a racist, doesn’t understand the country he purports to want to protect (by being a racist)
Charlie Downes (Restore Britain, campaign director): "More than anything, it is Christian faith. Ancestry and it is Christian faith"
Alex Phillips: "So if you are not a Christian, you can't be British?"
CD: "Well. You are certainly less British if you are not a believer in Christian principles".
Alex Phillips: "So if you are not a Christian, you can't be British?"
CD: "Well. You are certainly less British if you are not a believer in Christian principles".
February 16, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Per the Pew Research Centre, UK is 12th most religiously diverse nation.
Downes, as well as being a racist, doesn’t understand the country he purports to want to protect (by being a racist)
Downes, as well as being a racist, doesn’t understand the country he purports to want to protect (by being a racist)
0.957 save percentage against a team as good at Canada my goodness
Braendli doesn’t deserve to lose this
February 16, 2026 at 10:24 PM
0.957 save percentage against a team as good at Canada my goodness
Braendli doesn’t deserve to lose this
February 16, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Braendli doesn’t deserve to lose this
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This is fascinating and educational to someone who hasn’t watched any pro wrestling since about Wrestlemania V.
Why the hottest new pro wrestling chant is "Fuck ICE" defector.com/why-the-hott...
Why The Hottest New Pro Wrestling Chant Is "Fuck ICE" | Defector
The most intriguing storyline in pro wrestling this month is not a title chase or a bloody feud, but whether or not fans are going to keep chanting “Fuck ICE” at shows. I am more than happy to…
defector.com
February 16, 2026 at 9:17 PM
This is fascinating and educational to someone who hasn’t watched any pro wrestling since about Wrestlemania V.
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It’s beyond insane that the BBC World Service might end in 7 weeks when its funding runs out. A beacon of information, education and UK soft power - Ministers would be crazy not to find money to support it
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
The Guardian view on the BBC World Service: this is London calling | Editorial
Editorial: With just seven weeks before its funding runs out, the UK’s greatest cultural asset and most trusted international news organisation must be supported
www.theguardian.com
February 15, 2026 at 10:41 PM
It’s beyond insane that the BBC World Service might end in 7 weeks when its funding runs out. A beacon of information, education and UK soft power - Ministers would be crazy not to find money to support it
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
February 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
German goaltender Franzreb
Saves: 14
Wikipedia entries: 0
Saves: 14
Wikipedia entries: 0
February 15, 2026 at 9:01 PM
German goaltender Franzreb
Saves: 14
Wikipedia entries: 0
Saves: 14
Wikipedia entries: 0
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@ceej.online
KINDLY FARMER: Come on inside, Dick.
Martha has a hot plate for you.
DON DRAPER: (shoveling a pile of manure) Thanks, Hank. You've taught me something important about the human condition.
[later]
BUCKTOOTHED RUBE ON TV: Dove soap can even wash the shit off my stupid country ass
FARMER: what the hell
September 20, 2024 at 10:34 AM](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vzh3zzjcbamllzjadsmfooxq/bafkreig3htro2dsdrq2p6hrprbj45pajzjcf6xvrsygv2rbyqlzjp764je@jpeg)
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Totally unrelated, but here’s a picture of my favourite local landmark
February 14, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Totally unrelated, but here’s a picture of my favourite local landmark
Oh Swayman that was not it
February 14, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Oh Swayman that was not it
Bit of an upset brewing?
February 14, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Bit of an upset brewing?
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Twentieth-century futurism was largely a project of “don’t worry about the problems of the present. Corporations will build you such a lovely future.”
21st-century futurism has mostly been billionaires and their courtiers whining about the mean environmental movement blocking their cool ideas.
21st-century futurism has mostly been billionaires and their courtiers whining about the mean environmental movement blocking their cool ideas.
February 14, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Twentieth-century futurism was largely a project of “don’t worry about the problems of the present. Corporations will build you such a lovely future.”
21st-century futurism has mostly been billionaires and their courtiers whining about the mean environmental movement blocking their cool ideas.
21st-century futurism has mostly been billionaires and their courtiers whining about the mean environmental movement blocking their cool ideas.
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Every year the MLS punditerati are asked to pick their MLS standings, every year they get smoked. @paulharvey.theoutfield.nyc decided to look into who is the best prognosticator, and who deserves the hatemail.
www.americansocceranalysis.com/home/2026/2/14/the-prognostication-power-rankings
www.americansocceranalysis.com/home/2026/2/14/the-prognostication-power-rankings
The Prognostication Power Rankings — American Soccer Analysis
By Paul Harvey Since 2019, MLS has consistently had a panel of columnists, presenters, and other talent predict how the conference standings will end up at the close of the season. These prognostica...
www.americansocceranalysis.com
February 14, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Every year the MLS punditerati are asked to pick their MLS standings, every year they get smoked. @paulharvey.theoutfield.nyc decided to look into who is the best prognosticator, and who deserves the hatemail.
www.americansocceranalysis.com/home/2026/2/14/the-prognostication-power-rankings
www.americansocceranalysis.com/home/2026/2/14/the-prognostication-power-rankings
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New response to any criticism of my podcasts just dropped
February 14, 2026 at 3:54 PM
New response to any criticism of my podcasts just dropped
Really enjoying ice hockey’s 21 Jump St remake
(Genuinely fun and good commentary also)
(Genuinely fun and good commentary also)
February 14, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Really enjoying ice hockey’s 21 Jump St remake
(Genuinely fun and good commentary also)
(Genuinely fun and good commentary also)
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Ice hockey players shouldn’t be as good-looking as Kevin Fiala. Goes against the spirit of the sport
February 13, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Ice hockey players shouldn’t be as good-looking as Kevin Fiala. Goes against the spirit of the sport
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Here is the project I've poured my entire soul into for the last six weeks. If you like my football writing and find yourself thinking 'wow, I wish I could read 23,000 words of this,' you might enjoy Volume I.
I'm very, very proud of this:
I'm very, very proud of this:
Volume I
23,000 words on the future of football, yours to download and keep.
scoutedftbl.com
February 13, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Here is the project I've poured my entire soul into for the last six weeks. If you like my football writing and find yourself thinking 'wow, I wish I could read 23,000 words of this,' you might enjoy Volume I.
I'm very, very proud of this:
I'm very, very proud of this:
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Need to update my list of soccer analytics and tactics accounts, tell me who's posting good stuff
February 12, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Need to update my list of soccer analytics and tactics accounts, tell me who's posting good stuff
Ngl this curling is tense
February 13, 2026 at 9:24 AM
Ngl this curling is tense
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