Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬
@denofscholes.bsky.social
Too much to do, too little to say.
There's only two ways an atheist refinds God. During sex and when the washing machine starts to make funny noises.
November 11, 2025 at 11:07 AM
There's only two ways an atheist refinds God. During sex and when the washing machine starts to make funny noises.
Mincemeat in a pastry shell topped with brunoise fruit, frangipane or marzipan does not constitute a mince pie and shops shouldn't sell them as such.
November 11, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Mincemeat in a pastry shell topped with brunoise fruit, frangipane or marzipan does not constitute a mince pie and shops shouldn't sell them as such.
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The BBC is in crisis in the same way that GB News would be if you put Owen Jones on the board armed with a veto and plenty of coffee.
November 11, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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Been whispering sweet nothings down Mrs DoS's ear this morning. It really turns her on.
“one kilo of spuds, six chopped onions, three chopped carrots, a tin of corned beef, all in a litre of beef stock laced with brown sauce, Henderson's relish, salt and plenty pepper. Slow cooked for 12 hours”.
“one kilo of spuds, six chopped onions, three chopped carrots, a tin of corned beef, all in a litre of beef stock laced with brown sauce, Henderson's relish, salt and plenty pepper. Slow cooked for 12 hours”.
November 11, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Been whispering sweet nothings down Mrs DoS's ear this morning. It really turns her on.
“one kilo of spuds, six chopped onions, three chopped carrots, a tin of corned beef, all in a litre of beef stock laced with brown sauce, Henderson's relish, salt and plenty pepper. Slow cooked for 12 hours”.
“one kilo of spuds, six chopped onions, three chopped carrots, a tin of corned beef, all in a litre of beef stock laced with brown sauce, Henderson's relish, salt and plenty pepper. Slow cooked for 12 hours”.
Upper class - basically unemployed but have family money
Middle class - have money, probably don't need to work but choose to.
Lower middle class - have creature comforts but work for them
Working class - they aspire to be LMC
Underclass - scum. NEETS, chavs, lifetime doleys. The lot.
Middle class - have money, probably don't need to work but choose to.
Lower middle class - have creature comforts but work for them
Working class - they aspire to be LMC
Underclass - scum. NEETS, chavs, lifetime doleys. The lot.
Could someone explain to me what is meant when a British person refers to "the middle class" ? Like, in the US, as I hear it, it basically just means a person who makes a certain amount of money, not too far below and not wildly above the median. Seems like a complex concept when UK writers use it?
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Upper class - basically unemployed but have family money
Middle class - have money, probably don't need to work but choose to.
Lower middle class - have creature comforts but work for them
Working class - they aspire to be LMC
Underclass - scum. NEETS, chavs, lifetime doleys. The lot.
Middle class - have money, probably don't need to work but choose to.
Lower middle class - have creature comforts but work for them
Working class - they aspire to be LMC
Underclass - scum. NEETS, chavs, lifetime doleys. The lot.
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Nobody on Twatter likes my bastard double rainbow so im posting it on here for you f*kers #swearyweatherforecast
November 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Nobody on Twatter likes my bastard double rainbow so im posting it on here for you f*kers #swearyweatherforecast
@jonholmes.bsky.social must be shitting himself if the cheesy wotsit is getting upset about his speeches being mashed up.
November 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
@jonholmes.bsky.social must be shitting himself if the cheesy wotsit is getting upset about his speeches being mashed up.
22km done.
Took my time tonight due to niggles and pains. Better to arrive alive than not at all.
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Took my time tonight due to niggles and pains. Better to arrive alive than not at all.
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November 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
22km done.
Took my time tonight due to niggles and pains. Better to arrive alive than not at all.
🏋🏼♂️💪🏼🚲🛶
Took my time tonight due to niggles and pains. Better to arrive alive than not at all.
🏋🏼♂️💪🏼🚲🛶
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Maybe Keir should demand the heads of major US news networks any time they imply Britain is on the brink of civil war or that we live under sharia law. Or does it not work both ways?
November 10, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Maybe Keir should demand the heads of major US news networks any time they imply Britain is on the brink of civil war or that we live under sharia law. Or does it not work both ways?
I'm about to embark on 22km of cardio and strength training.
Mrs DoS is watching Vera box sets on Disney+
I know what I'd rather be doing out of the two of us 😀
Mrs DoS is watching Vera box sets on Disney+
I know what I'd rather be doing out of the two of us 😀
November 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I'm about to embark on 22km of cardio and strength training.
Mrs DoS is watching Vera box sets on Disney+
I know what I'd rather be doing out of the two of us 😀
Mrs DoS is watching Vera box sets on Disney+
I know what I'd rather be doing out of the two of us 😀
I remember
Michael Barrymore doing panto. That year he did Aladdin was unforgettable.
Michael Barrymore doing panto. That year he did Aladdin was unforgettable.
November 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I remember
Michael Barrymore doing panto. That year he did Aladdin was unforgettable.
Michael Barrymore doing panto. That year he did Aladdin was unforgettable.
It's the start of the week, there's been a constant drizzle for the last four hours. Karen Carpenter would have been practically suicidal today.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
It's the start of the week, there's been a constant drizzle for the last four hours. Karen Carpenter would have been practically suicidal today.
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A remarkable choice of booking...
BBC slammed for asking Kelvin Mackenzie about journalism standards
Liverpool fans and others staggered by choice to invite former S*n editor on to discuss ongoing issues at the BBC
www.liverpoolecho.co.uk
November 10, 2025 at 12:14 PM
A remarkable choice of booking...
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Sky News just had Kelvin Mackenzie on, former editor of The Sun, one of the people at the centre of probably the most disgraceful front page in newspaper history, complaining about BBC journalists not being objective and 'fake news'. Astonishing. ~AA
November 10, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Sky News just had Kelvin Mackenzie on, former editor of The Sun, one of the people at the centre of probably the most disgraceful front page in newspaper history, complaining about BBC journalists not being objective and 'fake news'. Astonishing. ~AA
U2. I cottoned on Bono was a wanker early on. Gave them a swerve. Glad I did.
What is your biggest musical blindspot for someone precisely your age?
For me - an elder millennial - it is that I have never knowingly listened to INCUBUS, nor could I name even one of their songs if you put a gun to my head.
For me - an elder millennial - it is that I have never knowingly listened to INCUBUS, nor could I name even one of their songs if you put a gun to my head.
November 10, 2025 at 10:32 AM
U2. I cottoned on Bono was a wanker early on. Gave them a swerve. Glad I did.
We might see a lot of this kind of thing today.
Just ignore it.
Just ignore it.
November 10, 2025 at 8:43 AM
We might see a lot of this kind of thing today.
Just ignore it.
Just ignore it.
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Hang on!! BBC breakfast have got Kelvin Mackenzie on to talk about HONESTY in relation to news reporting, ARE YOU HAVING A FUCKING LAUGH!!!?
November 10, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Hang on!! BBC breakfast have got Kelvin Mackenzie on to talk about HONESTY in relation to news reporting, ARE YOU HAVING A FUCKING LAUGH!!!?
Having Kelvin McKenzie talking about truth and honesty is like Hamas speaking in praise of David Ben-Gurion.
Hang on!! BBC breakfast have got Kelvin Mackenzie on to talk about HONESTY in relation to news reporting, ARE YOU HAVING A FUCKING LAUGH!!!?
November 10, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Having Kelvin McKenzie talking about truth and honesty is like Hamas speaking in praise of David Ben-Gurion.
It always happens a year out from renewal negotiations starting. If I was in charge of DCMS (Lisa won't be) I'd annoy everyone and extend the Charter to 15 or 20.
#shitsandgiggles
#shitsandgiggles
November 10, 2025 at 8:01 AM
It always happens a year out from renewal negotiations starting. If I was in charge of DCMS (Lisa won't be) I'd annoy everyone and extend the Charter to 15 or 20.
#shitsandgiggles
#shitsandgiggles
Two outpatient appointments this morning.
November 10, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Two outpatient appointments this morning.
Okay Google, show me a photo that describes what tweaking looks like
November 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Okay Google, show me a photo that describes what tweaking looks like
Look Harry, I know it's deadline day but my lad stays unless you offer double and throw in a house, then we'll talk.
November 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Look Harry, I know it's deadline day but my lad stays unless you offer double and throw in a house, then we'll talk.
Imagine if Zuck resigned and the Facebook spokesperson read Zuck's statement live on Instagram, outside their San Fran HQ.
It would be proper meta.
It would be proper meta.
BBC News currently showing BBC Broadcasting House as BBC Chair says it is a sad day for the BBC as a BBC correspondent reads out resignation statements of BBC bosses
November 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Imagine if Zuck resigned and the Facebook spokesperson read Zuck's statement live on Instagram, outside their San Fran HQ.
It would be proper meta.
It would be proper meta.