Den of Scholes
@denofscholes.bsky.social
They're all dead, Dave.
Valentine meal. Sirloin with spuds, mixed veg and a dill and parsley peppercorn sauce.
February 14, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Valentine meal. Sirloin with spuds, mixed veg and a dill and parsley peppercorn sauce.
February 14, 2026 at 7:07 PM
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Your poems are shit,
and so are your stunts.
You shout at hotels,
you wife-beating cunts.
and so are your stunts.
You shout at hotels,
you wife-beating cunts.
February 14, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Your poems are shit,
and so are your stunts.
You shout at hotels,
you wife-beating cunts.
and so are your stunts.
You shout at hotels,
you wife-beating cunts.
#SuperLeague have used the Steeden for decades now yet players still have no idea how it picks up momentum after the third skip and a bounce
February 14, 2026 at 6:19 PM
#SuperLeague have used the Steeden for decades now yet players still have no idea how it picks up momentum after the third skip and a bounce
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A mate came back from Tunisia and brought me a camel in the snow and I think it's the best tourist tat present
February 14, 2026 at 6:12 PM
A mate came back from Tunisia and brought me a camel in the snow and I think it's the best tourist tat present
Absolutely ridiculous that there's an FA Cup game being played at 8pm on a Saturday night.
Every now and then the FA ask how do they rejuvenate the Cup. One would be stop selling the game out to the highest bidder and make sure the TV companies show matches no later than 16:30 k.o
Every now and then the FA ask how do they rejuvenate the Cup. One would be stop selling the game out to the highest bidder and make sure the TV companies show matches no later than 16:30 k.o
February 14, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Absolutely ridiculous that there's an FA Cup game being played at 8pm on a Saturday night.
Every now and then the FA ask how do they rejuvenate the Cup. One would be stop selling the game out to the highest bidder and make sure the TV companies show matches no later than 16:30 k.o
Every now and then the FA ask how do they rejuvenate the Cup. One would be stop selling the game out to the highest bidder and make sure the TV companies show matches no later than 16:30 k.o
My favourite Arnold Rimmer is far left activist Arnold Rimmer.
February 14, 2026 at 5:05 PM
My favourite Arnold Rimmer is far left activist Arnold Rimmer.
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www.wigantoday.net/education/pl...
Cue people over 70 writing to the council to object because of “traffic”
Cue people over 70 writing to the council to object because of “traffic”
The building has been identified as an ideal site due to the excellent public transportation and highways linkages and the current shortage of nurseries within the immediate vicinity
An historic former Wigan pub would become a nursery school if planning permission is given.
www.wigantoday.net
February 14, 2026 at 2:44 PM
www.wigantoday.net/education/pl...
Cue people over 70 writing to the council to object because of “traffic”
Cue people over 70 writing to the council to object because of “traffic”
youtu.be/6GWF0RwVVjo?...
What's your favourite love song?
Don't be ridiculous, I'm a man.
So not Wichita Lineman?
Oh yeah, that goes without saying.
What's your favourite love song?
Don't be ridiculous, I'm a man.
So not Wichita Lineman?
Oh yeah, that goes without saying.
Glen Campbell - Wichita Lineman (Later Archive 2008)
YouTube video by BBC Music
youtu.be
February 14, 2026 at 2:36 PM
youtu.be/6GWF0RwVVjo?...
What's your favourite love song?
Don't be ridiculous, I'm a man.
So not Wichita Lineman?
Oh yeah, that goes without saying.
What's your favourite love song?
Don't be ridiculous, I'm a man.
So not Wichita Lineman?
Oh yeah, that goes without saying.
I've already fed her. She's patiently waiting for her chew stick.
#NotOurCat
#NotOurCat
February 14, 2026 at 9:42 AM
I've already fed her. She's patiently waiting for her chew stick.
#NotOurCat
#NotOurCat
Who says romance is dead.
February 14, 2026 at 9:14 AM
Who says romance is dead.
I'm taking the girlfriend out for Valentine's. The wife's gone up the wall but logistics and funding meant choosing.
February 14, 2026 at 8:57 AM
I'm taking the girlfriend out for Valentine's. The wife's gone up the wall but logistics and funding meant choosing.
Mrs DoS has what looks like an abscess in her tooth. She's been filling it with temporary filling from off the Amazon.
Bang goes my Valentine's bonus.
Although, I did get to say “I told you so” so in a way, it's a bonus.
Bang goes my Valentine's bonus.
Although, I did get to say “I told you so” so in a way, it's a bonus.
February 14, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Mrs DoS has what looks like an abscess in her tooth. She's been filling it with temporary filling from off the Amazon.
Bang goes my Valentine's bonus.
Although, I did get to say “I told you so” so in a way, it's a bonus.
Bang goes my Valentine's bonus.
Although, I did get to say “I told you so” so in a way, it's a bonus.
Small Prophets. Rare television. An absolute delight. Writing, filming, SFX, casting, the lot. As I say, rare television.
February 14, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Small Prophets. Rare television. An absolute delight. Writing, filming, SFX, casting, the lot. As I say, rare television.
ebay.us/m/S67jlg
This is nice
This is nice
Pardon our interruption...
ebay.us
February 13, 2026 at 9:52 PM
ebay.us/m/S67jlg
This is nice
This is nice
February 13, 2026 at 9:32 PM
TFW you get to eat the gnarly bits of burnt on cheese off the griddle plates
a man with a mustache is making a funny face and says oof
ALT: a man with a mustache is making a funny face and says oof
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 9:24 PM
TFW you get to eat the gnarly bits of burnt on cheese off the griddle plates
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The thing with the Winter Olympics is you start off with a bit of freestyle skiing, then you watch the snowboarding, then the next thing you know you’re knee deep in the skeleton bob. It’s…
(Wait for it)
It’s…
*trembling, sweaty*
It’s a slippery slope
#YesIDid
#WinterOlympics
(Wait for it)
It’s…
*trembling, sweaty*
It’s a slippery slope
#YesIDid
#WinterOlympics
February 13, 2026 at 8:19 PM
The thing with the Winter Olympics is you start off with a bit of freestyle skiing, then you watch the snowboarding, then the next thing you know you’re knee deep in the skeleton bob. It’s…
(Wait for it)
It’s…
*trembling, sweaty*
It’s a slippery slope
#YesIDid
#WinterOlympics
(Wait for it)
It’s…
*trembling, sweaty*
It’s a slippery slope
#YesIDid
#WinterOlympics
Ten minutes in and Warrington already look better than they did last season. They did manage to offload three knobheads over winter.
Two players and one coach.
#superleague
#SLWarSTH
Two players and one coach.
#superleague
#SLWarSTH
February 13, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Ten minutes in and Warrington already look better than they did last season. They did manage to offload three knobheads over winter.
Two players and one coach.
#superleague
#SLWarSTH
Two players and one coach.
#superleague
#SLWarSTH
February 13, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Can't wait for Fannella whatshername doing her version of Lady Chatterley's.
“Eyoop m'lady are thee up for't visit t'up dirt track?”
“Eyoop m'lady are thee up for't visit t'up dirt track?”
February 13, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Can't wait for Fannella whatshername doing her version of Lady Chatterley's.
“Eyoop m'lady are thee up for't visit t'up dirt track?”
“Eyoop m'lady are thee up for't visit t'up dirt track?”
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You want young people who will have to work until they are 70 to pay £bns to people who thought, incorrectly, they could retire at 60?
Young people who have had none of the advantages that the baby boom generation had?
How about trying to justify that gross unfairness?
Young people who have had none of the advantages that the baby boom generation had?
How about trying to justify that gross unfairness?
February 13, 2026 at 3:18 PM
You want young people who will have to work until they are 70 to pay £bns to people who thought, incorrectly, they could retire at 60?
Young people who have had none of the advantages that the baby boom generation had?
How about trying to justify that gross unfairness?
Young people who have had none of the advantages that the baby boom generation had?
How about trying to justify that gross unfairness?
Mrs DoS has a job interview on Monday and thank the lord for that. It's doing my head in having her in the house during the day
February 13, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Mrs DoS has a job interview on Monday and thank the lord for that. It's doing my head in having her in the house during the day
One of the union's commercial partners sends me life/death insurance emails starting with, Dear Dennus…
February 13, 2026 at 10:32 AM
One of the union's commercial partners sends me life/death insurance emails starting with, Dear Dennus…