Den of Scholes
@denofscholes.bsky.social
They're all dead, Dave.
I'd round up these idiots, put them in a field* and bomb the fuck out of it.
*Golf course
*Golf course
February 15, 2026 at 8:31 PM
I'd round up these idiots, put them in a field* and bomb the fuck out of it.
*Golf course
*Golf course
Chicken stuffed with black pudding, wrapped in smoked bacon, spuds, veg and homemade chicken and tarragon gravy.
February 15, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Chicken stuffed with black pudding, wrapped in smoked bacon, spuds, veg and homemade chicken and tarragon gravy.
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Friends fear he's looking at shoes again
Friends fear he's looking at shoes again
Amazon.co.uk
amzn.eu
February 15, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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Friends fear he's looking at shoes again
Friends fear he's looking at shoes again
#workmanlike #wiganwarriors
They've all had a proper hitout now and tested their timings and patterns. Wigan grinding it out, as per.
#SuperLeague
#SLCasWig
They've all had a proper hitout now and tested their timings and patterns. Wigan grinding it out, as per.
#SuperLeague
#SLCasWig
February 15, 2026 at 4:51 PM
#workmanlike #wiganwarriors
They've all had a proper hitout now and tested their timings and patterns. Wigan grinding it out, as per.
#SuperLeague
#SLCasWig
They've all had a proper hitout now and tested their timings and patterns. Wigan grinding it out, as per.
#SuperLeague
#SLCasWig
February 15, 2026 at 4:09 PM
February 15, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Stopped raining
February 15, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Stopped raining
Pudding peas gravy
February 15, 2026 at 8:29 AM
Pudding peas gravy
BBC News - The Victorian aristocrat who became first British Muslim peer - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
This is fascinating and like a lot of the old landed peerage you get to a point in their history where one of the Lords lost everything to wine, women and song 👇🏼
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
This is fascinating and like a lot of the old landed peerage you get to a point in their history where one of the Lords lost everything to wine, women and song 👇🏼
The Victorian aristocrat who became first British Muslim peer
After converting to Islam, Lord Henry Stanley closed pubs on his estate and helped restore churches.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 15, 2026 at 8:23 AM
BBC News - The Victorian aristocrat who became first British Muslim peer - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
This is fascinating and like a lot of the old landed peerage you get to a point in their history where one of the Lords lost everything to wine, women and song 👇🏼
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
This is fascinating and like a lot of the old landed peerage you get to a point in their history where one of the Lords lost everything to wine, women and song 👇🏼
Valentine meal. Sirloin with spuds, mixed veg and a dill and parsley peppercorn sauce.
February 14, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Valentine meal. Sirloin with spuds, mixed veg and a dill and parsley peppercorn sauce.
February 14, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Reposted by Den of Scholes
Your poems are shit,
and so are your stunts.
You shout at hotels,
you wife-beating cunts.
and so are your stunts.
You shout at hotels,
you wife-beating cunts.
February 14, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Your poems are shit,
and so are your stunts.
You shout at hotels,
you wife-beating cunts.
and so are your stunts.
You shout at hotels,
you wife-beating cunts.
#SuperLeague have used the Steeden for decades now yet players still have no idea how it picks up momentum after the third skip and a bounce
February 14, 2026 at 6:19 PM
#SuperLeague have used the Steeden for decades now yet players still have no idea how it picks up momentum after the third skip and a bounce
Reposted by Den of Scholes
A mate came back from Tunisia and brought me a camel in the snow and I think it's the best tourist tat present
February 14, 2026 at 6:12 PM
A mate came back from Tunisia and brought me a camel in the snow and I think it's the best tourist tat present
Absolutely ridiculous that there's an FA Cup game being played at 8pm on a Saturday night.
Every now and then the FA ask how do they rejuvenate the Cup. One would be stop selling the game out to the highest bidder and make sure the TV companies show matches no later than 16:30 k.o
Every now and then the FA ask how do they rejuvenate the Cup. One would be stop selling the game out to the highest bidder and make sure the TV companies show matches no later than 16:30 k.o
February 14, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Absolutely ridiculous that there's an FA Cup game being played at 8pm on a Saturday night.
Every now and then the FA ask how do they rejuvenate the Cup. One would be stop selling the game out to the highest bidder and make sure the TV companies show matches no later than 16:30 k.o
Every now and then the FA ask how do they rejuvenate the Cup. One would be stop selling the game out to the highest bidder and make sure the TV companies show matches no later than 16:30 k.o
My favourite Arnold Rimmer is far left activist Arnold Rimmer.
February 14, 2026 at 5:05 PM
My favourite Arnold Rimmer is far left activist Arnold Rimmer.
Reposted by Den of Scholes
www.wigantoday.net/education/pl...
Cue people over 70 writing to the council to object because of “traffic”
Cue people over 70 writing to the council to object because of “traffic”
The building has been identified as an ideal site due to the excellent public transportation and highways linkages and the current shortage of nurseries within the immediate vicinity
An historic former Wigan pub would become a nursery school if planning permission is given.
www.wigantoday.net
February 14, 2026 at 2:44 PM
www.wigantoday.net/education/pl...
Cue people over 70 writing to the council to object because of “traffic”
Cue people over 70 writing to the council to object because of “traffic”
youtu.be/6GWF0RwVVjo?...
What's your favourite love song?
Don't be ridiculous, I'm a man.
So not Wichita Lineman?
Oh yeah, that goes without saying.
What's your favourite love song?
Don't be ridiculous, I'm a man.
So not Wichita Lineman?
Oh yeah, that goes without saying.
Glen Campbell - Wichita Lineman (Later Archive 2008)
YouTube video by BBC Music
youtu.be
February 14, 2026 at 2:36 PM
youtu.be/6GWF0RwVVjo?...
What's your favourite love song?
Don't be ridiculous, I'm a man.
So not Wichita Lineman?
Oh yeah, that goes without saying.
What's your favourite love song?
Don't be ridiculous, I'm a man.
So not Wichita Lineman?
Oh yeah, that goes without saying.
I've already fed her. She's patiently waiting for her chew stick.
#NotOurCat
#NotOurCat
February 14, 2026 at 9:42 AM
I've already fed her. She's patiently waiting for her chew stick.
#NotOurCat
#NotOurCat
Who says romance is dead.
February 14, 2026 at 9:14 AM
Who says romance is dead.
I'm taking the girlfriend out for Valentine's. The wife's gone up the wall but logistics and funding meant choosing.
February 14, 2026 at 8:57 AM
I'm taking the girlfriend out for Valentine's. The wife's gone up the wall but logistics and funding meant choosing.
Mrs DoS has what looks like an abscess in her tooth. She's been filling it with temporary filling from off the Amazon.
Bang goes my Valentine's bonus.
Although, I did get to say “I told you so” so in a way, it's a bonus.
Bang goes my Valentine's bonus.
Although, I did get to say “I told you so” so in a way, it's a bonus.
February 14, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Mrs DoS has what looks like an abscess in her tooth. She's been filling it with temporary filling from off the Amazon.
Bang goes my Valentine's bonus.
Although, I did get to say “I told you so” so in a way, it's a bonus.
Bang goes my Valentine's bonus.
Although, I did get to say “I told you so” so in a way, it's a bonus.
Small Prophets. Rare television. An absolute delight. Writing, filming, SFX, casting, the lot. As I say, rare television.
February 14, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Small Prophets. Rare television. An absolute delight. Writing, filming, SFX, casting, the lot. As I say, rare television.
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This is nice
This is nice
Pardon our interruption...
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February 13, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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This is nice
This is nice