Den of Scholes
@denofscholes.bsky.social
It's hard enough remembering my opinions, let alone the reasons for them.
Do you know what the worst thing about a broken little toe is?
Everything.
It's a pathetic injury.
It's debilitating but not that debilitating. No point going to A&E because there's nothing they can do.
You can't strap it up.
It's just a wait and see condition.
Everything.
It's a pathetic injury.
It's debilitating but not that debilitating. No point going to A&E because there's nothing they can do.
You can't strap it up.
It's just a wait and see condition.
February 11, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Do you know what the worst thing about a broken little toe is?
Everything.
It's a pathetic injury.
It's debilitating but not that debilitating. No point going to A&E because there's nothing they can do.
You can't strap it up.
It's just a wait and see condition.
Everything.
It's a pathetic injury.
It's debilitating but not that debilitating. No point going to A&E because there's nothing they can do.
You can't strap it up.
It's just a wait and see condition.
February 11, 2026 at 5:54 AM
She's running Sticky Vicky's in Benidorm for the Apr-Sept season
🚨MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT from Deputy Leader @LibDemDaisy.bsky.social
Dropping tomorrow at 9am.
Watch this space.
Dropping tomorrow at 9am.
Watch this space.
February 10, 2026 at 8:32 PM
She's running Sticky Vicky's in Benidorm for the Apr-Sept season
The boss: have you been drinking?
Staff: yes
TB: you know the rules, no drinking during working hours, you're being invited to a fact finding meeting.
Staff: we are just trying to save the good ol' British boozer.
TB: oh, that's okay then… wait a minute.
Staff: yes
TB: you know the rules, no drinking during working hours, you're being invited to a fact finding meeting.
Staff: we are just trying to save the good ol' British boozer.
TB: oh, that's okay then… wait a minute.
February 10, 2026 at 7:31 PM
The boss: have you been drinking?
Staff: yes
TB: you know the rules, no drinking during working hours, you're being invited to a fact finding meeting.
Staff: we are just trying to save the good ol' British boozer.
TB: oh, that's okay then… wait a minute.
Staff: yes
TB: you know the rules, no drinking during working hours, you're being invited to a fact finding meeting.
Staff: we are just trying to save the good ol' British boozer.
TB: oh, that's okay then… wait a minute.
Saints captain Lees to miss start of season - www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-...
He'll also be out most of June suspended. If not earlier. I like him. He's a nasty knobhead of an enforcer. Just what front row forwards should be.
He'll also be out most of June suspended. If not earlier. I like him. He's a nasty knobhead of an enforcer. Just what front row forwards should be.
St Helens: Captain Matty Lees to miss start of season with knee injury
St Helens captain Matty Lees picks up an injury in the Challenge Cup win at Workington, ruling him out of the start of the Super League season.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 10, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Saints captain Lees to miss start of season - www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-...
He'll also be out most of June suspended. If not earlier. I like him. He's a nasty knobhead of an enforcer. Just what front row forwards should be.
He'll also be out most of June suspended. If not earlier. I like him. He's a nasty knobhead of an enforcer. Just what front row forwards should be.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Ken Davy from Huddersfield rubs his hands together
Ken Davy from Huddersfield rubs his hands together
Halifax Panthers fans say liquidation news was huge shock
Fans of Halifax Panthers fans blindsided by news of the club's liquidation express their shock.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 10, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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Ken Davy from Huddersfield rubs his hands together
Ken Davy from Huddersfield rubs his hands together
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✍️: Adam Louis Klein
February 10, 2026 at 2:13 PM
✍️: Adam Louis Klein
Check out Psycho Killer (2003 Remaster) by Talking Heads on Amazon Music
music.amazon.co.uk/albums/B0012...
Post a banger not in English (partly)
music.amazon.co.uk/albums/B0012...
Post a banger not in English (partly)
music.amazon.co.uk
February 10, 2026 at 10:21 AM
Check out Psycho Killer (2003 Remaster) by Talking Heads on Amazon Music
music.amazon.co.uk/albums/B0012...
Post a banger not in English (partly)
music.amazon.co.uk/albums/B0012...
Post a banger not in English (partly)
Is it April 1st already?
Have I slept through Feb and March?
Have I slept through Feb and March?
Nike's battery-powered footwear system, which propels wearers forward, is part of a broader push to help humans move farther and faster. n.pr/4quIGm5
'E-bike for your feet': How bionic sneakers could change human mobility
Nike's battery-powered footwear system, which propels wearers forward, is part of a broader push to help humans move farther and faster.
n.pr
February 10, 2026 at 10:17 AM
Is it April 1st already?
Have I slept through Feb and March?
Have I slept through Feb and March?
I have been awake all night with a throbbing foot*. And it's nothing to do with Mrs DoS and her needs and requirements**
* I exaggerated
** T&C apply
* I exaggerated
** T&C apply
February 10, 2026 at 9:11 AM
I have been awake all night with a throbbing foot*. And it's nothing to do with Mrs DoS and her needs and requirements**
* I exaggerated
** T&C apply
* I exaggerated
** T&C apply
Age Verification?
I remember you could travel all over Europe with a one year temporary passport which was basically a piece of cardboard with your photo sellotaped to it. It also cost a quarter of a full passport.
I remember you could travel all over Europe with a one year temporary passport which was basically a piece of cardboard with your photo sellotaped to it. It also cost a quarter of a full passport.
Age verification?
I remember when we used to leave our bikes laying around in the street, we knew who was at whose house because of which bikes were there. They never got nicked...
I remember when we used to leave our bikes laying around in the street, we knew who was at whose house because of which bikes were there. They never got nicked...
Age verification?
I remember when oven chips were a new product and crisps had so much salt on them, eating just one packet gave you elevated blood pressure.
I remember when oven chips were a new product and crisps had so much salt on them, eating just one packet gave you elevated blood pressure.
February 10, 2026 at 8:37 AM
Age Verification?
I remember you could travel all over Europe with a one year temporary passport which was basically a piece of cardboard with your photo sellotaped to it. It also cost a quarter of a full passport.
I remember you could travel all over Europe with a one year temporary passport which was basically a piece of cardboard with your photo sellotaped to it. It also cost a quarter of a full passport.
BBC News - Wigan Warriors kit gesture for 'brave' little Holly Prince, 5 - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
We are much more than just a #rugbyleague team.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
We are much more than just a #rugbyleague team.
Wigan Warriors kit gesture for 'brave' little Holly Prince, 5
Five-year-old Holly Prince's father Mark thanks Wigan Warriors for their
www.bbc.co.uk
February 10, 2026 at 6:35 AM
BBC News - Wigan Warriors kit gesture for 'brave' little Holly Prince, 5 - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
We are much more than just a #rugbyleague team.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
We are much more than just a #rugbyleague team.
Getting four hundred and odd of these printed if anyone wants in on a side hustle.
February 9, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Getting four hundred and odd of these printed if anyone wants in on a side hustle.
Cunt's gotta Cunt
Clive Lewis MP continues not to be suspended from the PLP for some fucking reason.
February 9, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Cunt's gotta Cunt
I misread this and thought Carl and Pete are getting a bit heavy.
this is a subject that's near and dear to my heart
1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks
2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections
1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks
2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections
February 9, 2026 at 8:18 PM
I misread this and thought Carl and Pete are getting a bit heavy.
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Mr Blobby - The Crack Years
February 9, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Mr Blobby - The Crack Years
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Booked a week away in June to cheer ourselves up
Booked a week away in June to cheer ourselves up
Google Search
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February 9, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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Booked a week away in June to cheer ourselves up
Booked a week away in June to cheer ourselves up
There's no more pressure a man can be put under than when asking for curry in a chippy and the server asks ‘mild or hot?’
February 9, 2026 at 6:21 PM
There's no more pressure a man can be put under than when asking for curry in a chippy and the server asks ‘mild or hot?’
All the news political correspondents today
a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the man is saying it 's all the drama
ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the man is saying it 's all the drama
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 5:38 PM
All the news political correspondents today
I think Haven Holidays need to rethink their new marketing campaign
February 9, 2026 at 5:36 PM
I think Haven Holidays need to rethink their new marketing campaign
I've just watched the 12 minutes of anything happening during the Superbowl on the NowTV highlights.
February 9, 2026 at 5:28 PM
I've just watched the 12 minutes of anything happening during the Superbowl on the NowTV highlights.
No exercise on account of this. It's only throbbing and I can walk on it but getting a training shoe on is difficult. I wore roomy Docs for shopping yesterday. Put trainers on earlier and it hurt due to pinching.
February 9, 2026 at 4:52 PM
No exercise on account of this. It's only throbbing and I can walk on it but getting a training shoe on is difficult. I wore roomy Docs for shopping yesterday. Put trainers on earlier and it hurt due to pinching.
I see Farmfoods are selling fillings killers again
February 9, 2026 at 4:45 PM
I see Farmfoods are selling fillings killers again
Imagine Starmer's head photo shopped onto Kenneth Williams' Julius Caesar and he's saying “infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me”.
February 9, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Imagine Starmer's head photo shopped onto Kenneth Williams' Julius Caesar and he's saying “infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me”.
The irony complaining that a music set was performed in Spanish in that most famous California city, Saint Clare's. He's such a brain dead orange dickhead.
February 9, 2026 at 1:09 PM
The irony complaining that a music set was performed in Spanish in that most famous California city, Saint Clare's. He's such a brain dead orange dickhead.