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Tim James
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Between leafy North London and Suffolk
A mate came back from Tunisia and brought me a camel in the snow and I think it's the best tourist tat present
February 14, 2026 at 6:12 PM
The first Valentines was sent from my hometown. Keep it light though Margery.
February 14, 2026 at 9:37 AM
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It’s at this point that we must seriously consider Annie for our next Prime Minister. She’s just saying what we’re all thinking.
February 14, 2026 at 9:15 AM
Marty supreme is stressy
February 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Never thought in my lifetime we'd go from Elvis/the Fonz/Convoy/American theme park/Line dancing/WWE/NFL/Pontiac Trans AMs, loving nation, to actively looking down on the a States
February 13, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Bungay news
February 13, 2026 at 5:02 PM
February 13, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Lol spurs
February 13, 2026 at 1:57 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Spurs 4th in champions league table but MUST stay up. Statistically and financially 'giving it to big Sam' is a wise decision. They should do the funniest thing and gift him a go at the champs league.
Or get two managers
February 11, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Oh hell there's a coked up guy in this pub and he's phoning people
February 11, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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AI is so shit.
February 11, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Woah! That Ineos guy... Mindwarp
February 11, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Including a song on my new album about a market town in south Norfolk.
It's a Diss track
February 11, 2026 at 11:55 AM
The opposite to all those sporting surprise proposals
Morning all - can relationships survive - even thrive - after infidelity? This is after the Norwegian bronze medal winning biathlete tearfully admitted to having an affair after he stepped off the podium. Let us know your thoughts/experiences. Thanks

@bbc5live.bsky.social
February 11, 2026 at 8:47 AM
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A Norwich private members’ club founded in 1927 has admitted its first female member, ending decades of male-only membership in the name of reflecting modern society. Owen Sennitt reports

eastangliabylines.co.uk/business/nor...
February 11, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Beansprouts are ace. I have never tired of them, never rail against their inclusion in any dish
February 10, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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I’m enjoying the rerun of ‘60s US sci fi series The Invaders on the Legend channel and app: Hitchcockian suspense and Cold War paranoia. I can vividly remember it being on BBC2 in the ‘80s - early evening. It’s genuinely disturbing and atmospheric.
February 10, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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Looks like Vic Reeves has just shown him some chives
February 10, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Spurs are getting relegated even if they change manager. Not sure why they don't riot
February 10, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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30 YEARS AGO TODAY: Cannon and Ball, who vowed they would never get Gotcha'd, get Gotcha'd in a most elaborate way involving flying to Italy to make a trade video for tomato exports, comedy suits and all.
Cannon and Ball - Gotcha Oscar
Taken from Noels House Party, Tommy and Bobby were finally "Gotcha'd"
www.youtube.com
February 10, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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New euphemism just dropped
February 10, 2026 at 5:42 PM
So is it genocide? Or is it not? Do we pressure the FA, FIFA and Olympics to halt everything?
NEW: ICE has a plan to lease offices across the US as part of a secret, months-long expansion campaign.

Today, @wired.com is publishing dozens of those locations. Many are near schools, medical offices, and places of worship.

Vital work from @leahfeiger.bsky.social that I'm proud to publish.
ICE Is Expanding Across the US at Breakneck Speed. Here’s Where It’s Going Next
ICE plans to lease offices throughout the US as part of a secret, months-long expansion campaign. WIRED is publishing dozens of these locations.
www.wired.com
February 10, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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That last sentence. I mean, you'd hope so.
February 10, 2026 at 5:24 PM
My theory is that summer of throwing milkshakes at a politician was all a set up
February 10, 2026 at 12:23 PM