Alexander Fox
@alexanderfox1.bsky.social
Scriptwriter and comedian. I’ve got x2 films in development, which is nice.
“Excellent” - Jack Dee.
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“Excellent” - Jack Dee.
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Wow, ok. We were all huge fans of his before, but surely this is too much.
February 19, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Wow, ok. We were all huge fans of his before, but surely this is too much.
All this Andrew talk suddenly reminds me that with my own two eyes I’ve seen a minor royal snort coke in a Mayfair nightclub toilet. But which royal was it, Chris Kamara?!
February 19, 2026 at 1:45 PM
All this Andrew talk suddenly reminds me that with my own two eyes I’ve seen a minor royal snort coke in a Mayfair nightclub toilet. But which royal was it, Chris Kamara?!
I feel weirdly strongly that Gyles Brandreth has got away with far too much for far too long.
February 19, 2026 at 1:20 PM
I feel weirdly strongly that Gyles Brandreth has got away with far too much for far too long.
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I desperately need Toby Jones to make an ITV drama about the walk between the Piccadilly and Victoria lines in Green Park Station.
April 3, 2025 at 10:28 AM
I desperately need Toby Jones to make an ITV drama about the walk between the Piccadilly and Victoria lines in Green Park Station.
Fuck That
I’m in Westminster where Nigel Farage is about to unveil his ‘shadow cabinet’ and the decor is slightly bonkers. Looks like he’s going to launch a Simon Cowell-era boyband instead.
February 17, 2026 at 11:59 AM
Fuck That
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Just remembered my mum’s on Bluesky ☠️
February 16, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Just remembered my mum’s on Bluesky ☠️
Moped whizzed past and the rider screamed “Fuck vinegar bro” so clearly I’m in Four Lions.
February 16, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Moped whizzed past and the rider screamed “Fuck vinegar bro” so clearly I’m in Four Lions.
I lost my virginity at exactly the same moment Osama Bin Laden was shot in the head.
A crushing and humiliating night simultaneously in both the Al Qaeda stronghold of Abbottabad and west Wimbledon.
A crushing and humiliating night simultaneously in both the Al Qaeda stronghold of Abbottabad and west Wimbledon.
February 16, 2026 at 11:51 AM
I lost my virginity at exactly the same moment Osama Bin Laden was shot in the head.
A crushing and humiliating night simultaneously in both the Al Qaeda stronghold of Abbottabad and west Wimbledon.
A crushing and humiliating night simultaneously in both the Al Qaeda stronghold of Abbottabad and west Wimbledon.
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All three charities in Waitrose could be titles of plucky underdog British films starring Colin Firth.
March 28, 2025 at 11:04 AM
All three charities in Waitrose could be titles of plucky underdog British films starring Colin Firth.
Harry Potter and the Contribution of Nothing.
February 15, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Harry Potter and the Contribution of Nothing.
God forbid a woman has a hobby
February 14, 2026 at 8:24 PM
God forbid a woman has a hobby
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Almost two years since the best Valentine’s Day of my life:
February 12, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Almost two years since the best Valentine’s Day of my life:
'Sainsbury's are selling same-sex Valentine's Day cards for the first time ever.'
That’s unbelievable…
…what about zero sex cards, where do I find those?!
Haha ok nice one guys, take it easy, and enjoy the day responsibly 😉😉😇😇🙏🙏
That’s unbelievable…
…what about zero sex cards, where do I find those?!
Haha ok nice one guys, take it easy, and enjoy the day responsibly 😉😉😇😇🙏🙏
February 13, 2026 at 3:46 PM
'Sainsbury's are selling same-sex Valentine's Day cards for the first time ever.'
That’s unbelievable…
…what about zero sex cards, where do I find those?!
Haha ok nice one guys, take it easy, and enjoy the day responsibly 😉😉😇😇🙏🙏
That’s unbelievable…
…what about zero sex cards, where do I find those?!
Haha ok nice one guys, take it easy, and enjoy the day responsibly 😉😉😇😇🙏🙏
Almost two years since the best Valentine’s Day of my life:
February 12, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Almost two years since the best Valentine’s Day of my life:
Do I have a serious drinking problem, or am I just an average British person meeting up with an old work colleague I barely remember after work?
February 12, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Do I have a serious drinking problem, or am I just an average British person meeting up with an old work colleague I barely remember after work?
As my birthday approaches, please enjoy this photo of my 20th birthday, which looks very much like my mum and I released our own Britpop album.
February 12, 2026 at 1:21 PM
As my birthday approaches, please enjoy this photo of my 20th birthday, which looks very much like my mum and I released our own Britpop album.
It’s not even mid-February and they’re already announcing shows on sale for Edinburgh Fringe 2026. My heart goes out to you performers out there: there’s nothing quite like dropping £2,000 on registering a show and wishing you were fucking dead 🤗
February 11, 2026 at 2:13 PM
It’s not even mid-February and they’re already announcing shows on sale for Edinburgh Fringe 2026. My heart goes out to you performers out there: there’s nothing quite like dropping £2,000 on registering a show and wishing you were fucking dead 🤗
by Vladoner Nakebab.
February 11, 2026 at 12:40 PM
by Vladoner Nakebab.
“I come to bury Brooklyn, not to praise him.”
February 10, 2026 at 8:22 PM
“I come to bury Brooklyn, not to praise him.”
Yes but fuck me imagine if he DID.
February 10, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Yes but fuck me imagine if he DID.
Of course, our Dancing Kingdom needs its Dancing Queen. But if she’s to be a hereditary Dancing Queen, executive power MUST be exercised by a Dancing government, in a bicameral Dancing parliament, within a unitary Dancing constitutional democracy. There’s just too much to lose.
February 10, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Of course, our Dancing Kingdom needs its Dancing Queen. But if she’s to be a hereditary Dancing Queen, executive power MUST be exercised by a Dancing government, in a bicameral Dancing parliament, within a unitary Dancing constitutional democracy. There’s just too much to lose.
I would honestly let her drag me into the backstreets of Medellín and lop off my head with a fucking rusty machete just to make her smile.
February 9, 2026 at 12:10 PM
I would honestly let her drag me into the backstreets of Medellín and lop off my head with a fucking rusty machete just to make her smile.
When my dog knows it’s lunchtime and puts his paw on my hand
February 9, 2026 at 10:17 AM
When my dog knows it’s lunchtime and puts his paw on my hand
“Trey Songz, Jeremih? Trey? That’s insane.”
February 8, 2026 at 12:44 PM
“Trey Songz, Jeremih? Trey? That’s insane.”
“Clavicular was mid jestergooning when a group of Foids came and spiked his Cortisol levels. Is Ignoring the Foids while munting and mogging Moids more useful then SMV chadfishing in the club?”
February 8, 2026 at 12:18 PM
“Clavicular was mid jestergooning when a group of Foids came and spiked his Cortisol levels. Is Ignoring the Foids while munting and mogging Moids more useful then SMV chadfishing in the club?”